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Killed a possum with a pitchfork last night. Lib wife got mad.

It was standing right under my chickens in my barn. If it ra...
Twinkling electric furnace site
  02/16/18
Why does she hate your chickens?
slap-happy splenetic telephone sanctuary
  02/16/18
I told her: think of the chickens. I think that helped her.
Twinkling electric furnace site
  02/16/18
Killing animals in the way you described isn’t anti-lib it’s...
Brindle police squad mad-dog skullcap
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jet-lagged knife azn
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Bossy puce hospital
  02/16/18
Don't they normally run away?
cobalt twisted dilemma dog poop
  02/16/18
No, it was basically trapped in a room so I couldn't shoe it...
Twinkling electric furnace site
  02/16/18
what kind of lib wife lets you burn trash
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Confused arousing personal credit line
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There isn't any trash service where we live. It is a small c...
Twinkling electric furnace site
  02/16/18
You burn your trash because there's no door to door trash se...
Excitant stead
  02/16/18
just go find a dumpster out in the country
brilliant locale faggot firefighter
  02/16/18
I've lived more than half my life in the country, and I've n...
Excitant stead
  02/16/18
I lived on the farm with my grandparents every summer. Alway...
brilliant locale faggot firefighter
  02/17/18
Sounds prole as fuck bro
Excitant stead
  02/18/18
Sorry we couldn't drive around the block to dump our trash i...
brilliant locale faggot firefighter
  02/19/18
...Or on a rural route for 10 minutes, because literally eve...
Excitant stead
  02/19/18
Well known trumpmo here. you are a psycho.
Pontificating Market
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curious lemon clown
  02/16/18
these psychos are internalizing the lib caricature of "...
curious lemon clown
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curious lemon clown
  02/16/18
Very bizarre responses ITT. Possums are pests. No different ...
Copper Theater Pocket Flask
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deep resort roommate
  02/16/18
It basically auto-outs poasters as AZNs or neurotic Jews who...
Thriller mental disorder
  02/16/18
This. One of the ugliest and creepiest looking animals I hav...
rose stage trust fund
  02/16/18
those tails and beady red eyes
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  02/16/18
Fuckin Jews man
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  02/16/18
underrated af
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bright location
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coiffed preventive strike institution
  02/16/18
Bullshit. I rescued one recently and they're super cute. h...
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Multi-colored Mediation Native
  02/18/18
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Sticky Outnumbered Elastic Band
  02/16/18
possums are chill and dont do shit but eat ticks. you dun go...
Cracking piazza partner
  02/16/18
yeah bro all they do is chill out eat ticks and SLAUGHTER BA...
Copper Theater Pocket Flask
  02/16/18
Tcr. I rescued one from cats last summer. Handled it with gl...
Dull nursing home volcanic crater
  02/16/18
Cr. They're sweethearts and they eat bugs. Who in their righ...
Pontificating Market
  02/16/18
I’d have zero remorse killing a shitpit, but there is no rea...
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jet-lagged knife azn
  02/16/18
Possums are cute and harmless, you are a dumb faggot. htt...
curious lemon clown
  02/16/18
That's a small, well groomed domesticated possum. Finding a ...
Maize metal toilet seat
  02/16/18
They're mostly adolescents that roam. The one we rescued wa...
Dull nursing home volcanic crater
  02/17/18
i think you mean you killed an opossum with a pitchfork
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  02/18/18


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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Twinkling electric furnace site

It was standing right under my chickens in my barn. If it ran away, I wouldn't have chased it. But it just kept standing there. It was dark, so I was holding my cellphone flashlight while trying to beat it with a broomstick. Then I grabbed a pitchfork and ended it quickly. I threw it in a barrel and burned it with the rest of my trash. Lib wife felt bad and said I am psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414718)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: slap-happy splenetic telephone sanctuary

Why does she hate your chickens?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414722)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Twinkling electric furnace site

I told her: think of the chickens. I think that helped her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414750)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Brindle police squad mad-dog skullcap

Killing animals in the way you described isn’t anti-lib it’s just fucking weird and sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414745)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: jet-lagged knife azn



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Bossy puce hospital



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: cobalt twisted dilemma dog poop

Don't they normally run away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414755)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: Twinkling electric furnace site

No, it was basically trapped in a room so I couldn't shoe it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414821)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: lake cuck senate

what kind of lib wife lets you burn trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414798)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: Vibrant talking gay wizard



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: Confused arousing personal credit line



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:33 AM
Author: Twinkling electric furnace site

There isn't any trash service where we live. It is a small chore, but it isn't too bad. I try not to buy glass bottles if I can help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414848)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Excitant stead

You burn your trash because there's no door to door trash service? Go to a dumpster, you fucking hillbilly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415803)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: brilliant locale faggot firefighter

just go find a dumpster out in the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417115)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Excitant stead

I've lived more than half my life in the country, and I've never lived in a place that didn't have a dumpster. How is this not common sense? Are you so sheltered that you've never left a city? People in rural areas go to dumpsters (sometimes they're called "recycling centers," but there's still a place to dump your trash).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420855)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: brilliant locale faggot firefighter

I lived on the farm with my grandparents every summer. Always burned our trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425879)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: Excitant stead

Sounds prole as fuck bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35434178)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: brilliant locale faggot firefighter

Sorry we couldn't drive around the block to dump our trash in a dumpster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35435891)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Excitant stead

...Or on a rural route for 10 minutes, because literally every community in the United States has at least some kind of dumpster or landfill available.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35440279)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Pontificating Market

Well known trumpmo here. you are a psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415069)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: curious lemon clown



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: curious lemon clown

these psychos are internalizing the lib caricature of "evil republicans"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415073)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 4:32 AM
Author: curious lemon clown



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Date: February 16th, 2018 5:57 AM
Author: Copper Theater Pocket Flask

Very bizarre responses ITT. Possums are pests. No different from killing a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415390)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: deep resort roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415425)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:04 AM
Author: Thriller mental disorder

It basically auto-outs poasters as AZNs or neurotic Jews who have never seen a possum and probably think they're pretty much a cross between rabbits and guinea pigs. Possums are fuckin grotesque and mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415775)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: rose stage trust fund

This. One of the ugliest and creepiest looking animals I have ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415801)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good opaque halford school

those tails and beady red eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415818)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Racy mint whorehouse macaca

Fuckin Jews man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416203)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: gold submissive son of senegal

underrated af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417779)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: rough-skinned ticket booth masturbator



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: bright location



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: brilliant locale faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417120)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: coiffed preventive strike institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417793)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Dull nursing home volcanic crater

Bullshit. I rescued one recently and they're super cute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8XNtiVQsHk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425952)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored Mediation Native



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Sticky Outnumbered Elastic Band

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416040)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Cracking piazza partner

possums are chill and dont do shit but eat ticks. you dun goofed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416059)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Copper Theater Pocket Flask

yeah bro all they do is chill out eat ticks and SLAUGHTER BABIES

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-33997703

why do you hate babies so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416175)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Dull nursing home volcanic crater

Tcr. I rescued one from cats last summer. Handled it with gloves but it never even tried to bite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416209)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Pontificating Market

Cr. They're sweethearts and they eat bugs. Who in their right mind would go off and try to kill one?

Its not a fox or a coyote. It doesnt gove a fuck about chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420909)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: Ivory stock car

I’d have zero remorse killing a shitpit, but there is no reason to kill a possum unless it was rabid. You’re a psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416193)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: jet-lagged knife azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417105)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: curious lemon clown

Possums are cute and harmless, you are a dumb faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=t6wiKIHQRIU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417741)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Maize metal toilet seat

That's a small, well groomed domesticated possum. Finding a giant possum hissing at you in the dark is scary as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420927)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Dull nursing home volcanic crater

They're mostly adolescents that roam. The one we rescued was very well clean and neat (just as clean and neat as the one in the video).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425961)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: At-the-ready cruise ship

i think you mean you killed an opossum with a pitchfork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35434207)