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Here are a couple poems i wrote in 1995. lol i found them cleaning up.
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/18/18 |
| Salmon friendly grandma | 02/18/18 |
| Beady-eyed Crawly Bawdyhouse Associate | 02/18/18 |
| Erotic Brunch | 02/18/18 |
| Soul-stirring Sanctuary | 02/18/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/18/18 |
| Erotic Brunch | 02/18/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/18/18 |
| Flesh provocative stain | 02/18/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/18/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/18/18 |
| Copper twisted location filthpig | 02/19/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/19/18 |
| jade reading party | 02/19/18 |
| Doobsian heaven | 02/19/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/19/18 |
| Copper twisted location filthpig | 02/19/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/19/18 |
| Low-t twinkling rehab | 02/19/18 |
| insecure resort electric furnace | 02/19/18 |
| exciting mewling new version | 02/28/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/28/18 |
| histrionic meetinghouse affirmative action | 03/02/18 |
| Razzmatazz Plaza Immigrant | 04/24/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 04/24/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/19/18 |
| anal stubborn church building hissy fit | 02/19/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/19/18 |
| Curious buck-toothed blood rage | 02/19/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/19/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/20/18 |
| exciting mewling new version | 02/28/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/28/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/20/18 |
| histrionic meetinghouse affirmative action | 03/02/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 03/02/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/20/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/26/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/27/18 |
| Ruddy rough-skinned cruise ship | 02/28/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/28/18 |
| Purple set | 02/28/18 |
| stimulating regret mexican | 02/28/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/28/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/28/18 |
| crystalline idiot | 02/28/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/28/18 |
| Mischievous contagious toaster chad | 02/28/18 |
| yapping shimmering spot fortuitous meteor | 02/28/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/28/18 |
| swashbuckling navy idea he suggested | 02/28/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/28/18 |
| Mischievous contagious toaster chad | 02/28/18 |
| crystalline idiot | 02/28/18 |
| coral haunting school cafeteria | 02/28/18 |
| white hairless point macaca | 02/28/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/28/18 |
| Pink Diverse Newt Nursing Home | 02/28/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 02/28/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 03/01/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 03/01/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 03/02/18 |
| histrionic meetinghouse affirmative action | 03/02/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 03/02/18 |
| hilarious mustard home | 03/02/18 |
| histrionic meetinghouse affirmative action | 03/02/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 03/02/18 |
| Fighting scarlet nowag roommate | 03/02/18 |
| histrionic meetinghouse affirmative action | 03/03/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 03/03/18 |
| histrionic meetinghouse affirmative action | 03/03/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 03/03/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 03/03/18 |
| Ebony stirring faggotry | 03/03/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 03/05/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 03/20/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 03/20/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 03/20/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 03/26/18 |
| Offensive Space Philosopher-king | 03/26/18 |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Salmon friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430824) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Beady-eyed Crawly Bawdyhouse Associate i am embarrassed having read it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430825) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Erotic Brunch you were like 27 back then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430826) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Soul-stirring Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430828) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430830) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: Erotic Brunch you'd be a black great grandfather by now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430836) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king cr. I am living like someone in the future w a 200 year lifespan. Gotta cut that shit out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430852) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: Flesh provocative stain It's word for water is diminishment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430866) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king I remember i really liked that line. something like that was a logical conclusion for the idea that rocks get broken up over time. So what would happen to the key inside. lol at me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430887) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:59 PM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430947) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: Copper twisted location filthpig This one is the best. The first one would be good if it started with the word "Olympian" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435803) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king haha yeah. I guess so. I have more ... not with me, but at home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435811) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: jade reading party I like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435810) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:36 AM Author: Doobsian heaven Interesting - I didn't mind the first two but this one is a little too kitschy.
And now you're a shitlawyer? |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king Yep, lawyer now.
I know--its funny that you say that about this one. Bros who aren't "into" poems generally like this one--which I wrote like I was doing a crossword puzzle, counting out syllables only. It also has some humor, which some of my poems of the time lacked. This was one of my earliest efforts. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:42 AM Author: Copper twisted location filthpig Trying to make it look like a slug is a little much, but you were 20. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435851) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king lol yeah. heh. I was intimidated by any strict form but I was drawn to the discipline or puzzle aspect of it so I figured I would try something I thought would be easy. easier than a sonnet at least. Although even w sonnets, the more you practice, the better you get. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435865) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: Low-t twinkling rehab lol that’s actually pretty good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435839) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:56 AM Author: insecure resort electric furnace i like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435917) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:30 AM Author: exciting mewling new version The others were terrible, this one is 180 (although the jury's out on whether the reason it's 180 are unintentional) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504291) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:04 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king Eh half of why any poem works is in the end unintentional, fortuitous meteor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504634) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:58 AM Author: histrionic meetinghouse affirmative action okay that one was fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519367) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 3:59 PM Author: Razzmatazz Plaza Immigrant this was good, spaceporn. repoast it, plz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35910657) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:01 PM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king I aim to please. imgurs giving me trouble right now but I will (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35911064) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:28 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435782) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:37 AM Author: anal stubborn church building hissy fit beautiful. thanks for sharing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435828) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:40 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king tyty
Maybe I'll put up some more, from when I was in my late 20s. I'll keep them in this thread so as not to annoy the fuck out of people who don't care.
I wont put up any I actually published, for fear of getting outted by some doobs. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:41 AM Author: Curious buck-toothed blood rage Great writing for a small child! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435848) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king I know, rite! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435866) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:54 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35443646) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:32 AM Author: exciting mewling new version Wily niggers indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504292) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:57 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king 180. I saw that too! Lol I knew what's up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504598) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:56 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35443650) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:57 AM Author: histrionic meetinghouse affirmative action You published them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519363) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:00 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king yeah, sorry to say--some of them I did, here and there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519382) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:35 PM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35445840) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35491534) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:30 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35497325) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:51 AM Author: Ruddy rough-skinned cruise ship is there any money anymore in poetry? like fellowships or grants or prizes and so on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504306) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king I guess. I know a few poets--most of them are hooked up with universities as teachers, or the spouse makes the money, or there's a trust fund, or some combination of all three. There's usually $5K here and there in prize money those guys occasionally pick up every couple of years. Def not something you can raise a family on though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504729) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:25 AM Author: Purple set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504289) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:33 AM Author: stimulating regret mexican i get embarrassed reading people's poems about 99% of the time. this is no exception. |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:37 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king Yeah, same here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504548) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:29 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504537) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:40 AM Author: crystalline idiot man these are bad, but i dont like poetry generally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504559) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king Time well spent... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504601) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:42 AM Author: Mischievous contagious toaster chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504562) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:00 AM Author: yapping shimmering spot fortuitous meteor Literally shuddered reading these (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504605) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:12 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king Honestly, the average for most people "in" to writing poetry is WAY worse. Not praising myself, just keeping it real. Go to any open mic night. Holy fuck. Bunch of retards. Same goes for most schools lit mags. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504667) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:25 AM Author: swashbuckling navy idea he suggested Screw the haters. We've seen those clowns struggle to string together a few coherent sentences. These are really good for an amateur writer. Great command of language, nice imagery, fun rhythm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504698) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:31 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king Thanks man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504714) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: Mischievous contagious toaster chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504718) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: crystalline idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504723) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: coral haunting school cafeteria cr. lmao at LathamTouchedMe trying to get some dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509625) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: white hairless point macaca This sounds right. The slug one is ok tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509649) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:51 PM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509612) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: Pink Diverse Newt Nursing Home Love poem is verbatim third eye blind lyrics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509651) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:07 PM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king When i was in hs spanish class i told a dude i was an awesome poet and i wrote out the lyrics to john lennon's images of broken light song and passed it to him and he read it and nodded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509707) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 6:54 PM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35516814) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 7:02 PM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3907655&mc=2&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35516854) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:54 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king after a certain point humanities academics becomes less about how much you know or how talented you are and more about how gay-sexy you can be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519351) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:03 AM Author: histrionic meetinghouse affirmative action It's about a small failure = "you have not failed at anything colossal"
Way to turn text into subtext, spaceporn. |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:05 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king nah I just cut out the title for obvious reasons and wanted to be clear what the poem was about, notwitstanding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519413) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:56 AM Author: hilarious mustard home 140 IQ, folks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519355) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:57 AM Author: histrionic meetinghouse affirmative action You should use more pronouns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519358) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king Yeah I was on a "second person" "you" kick for a long time. I don't know--it just had that "talking to myself" quality that I liked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519369) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:55 AM Author: Fighting scarlet nowag roommate 100% of poetry is faggot. this is no different. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519645) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 11:58 AM Author: histrionic meetinghouse affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526497) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:08 PM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526545) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:10 PM Author: histrionic meetinghouse affirmative action GIRLS ARE SMILING FROM ESCALATORS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526551) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:12 PM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526563) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:16 PM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526574) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:19 PM Author: Ebony stirring faggotry Ah, poesy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526583) |
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Date: March 5th, 2018 9:59 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35537867) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:12 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643966) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:23 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king abandoned this too early--seems like only a start. What a lazy bastard I was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643994) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:14 AM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643971) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35691483) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: Offensive Space Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35691528) |