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Here are a couple poems i wrote in 1995. lol i found them cleaning up.
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/18/18 |
| Effete property | 02/18/18 |
| shivering kink-friendly windowlicker scourge upon the earth | 02/18/18 |
| Motley space wagecucks | 02/18/18 |
| Jade misunderstood filthpig | 02/18/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/18/18 |
| Motley space wagecucks | 02/18/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/18/18 |
| wild police squad | 02/18/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/18/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/18/18 |
| Concupiscible Spruce Field | 02/19/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/19/18 |
| Olive Market Weed Whacker | 02/19/18 |
| Autistic Spot Roast Beef | 02/19/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/19/18 |
| Concupiscible Spruce Field | 02/19/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/19/18 |
| vengeful sexy point ape | 02/19/18 |
| Comical sweet tailpipe | 02/19/18 |
| pearly stock car | 02/28/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/28/18 |
| Know-it-all immigrant parlour | 03/02/18 |
| Bipolar rehab | 04/24/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 04/24/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/19/18 |
| Pink cuckold elastic band | 02/19/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/19/18 |
| soul-stirring hunting ground useless brakes | 02/19/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/19/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/20/18 |
| pearly stock car | 02/28/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/28/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/20/18 |
| Know-it-all immigrant parlour | 03/02/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 03/02/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/20/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/26/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/27/18 |
| claret cruel-hearted set fat ankles | 02/28/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/28/18 |
| Chest-beating Marvelous Digit Ratio | 02/28/18 |
| fear-inspiring international law enforcement agency principal's office | 02/28/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/28/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/28/18 |
| swollen aromatic step-uncle's house | 02/28/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/28/18 |
| laughsome wine partner | 02/28/18 |
| Boyish Twinkling Uncleanness | 02/28/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/28/18 |
| iridescent stag film athletic conference | 02/28/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/28/18 |
| laughsome wine partner | 02/28/18 |
| swollen aromatic step-uncle's house | 02/28/18 |
| cocky national security agency | 02/28/18 |
| bonkers corner | 02/28/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/28/18 |
| electric temple queen of the night | 02/28/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 02/28/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 03/01/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 03/01/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 03/02/18 |
| Know-it-all immigrant parlour | 03/02/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 03/02/18 |
| Violent anal dingle berry indirect expression | 03/02/18 |
| Know-it-all immigrant parlour | 03/02/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 03/02/18 |
| Azure Mental Disorder | 03/02/18 |
| Know-it-all immigrant parlour | 03/03/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 03/03/18 |
| Know-it-all immigrant parlour | 03/03/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 03/03/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 03/03/18 |
| Fragrant ruby kitchen | 03/03/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 03/05/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 03/20/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 03/20/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 03/20/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 03/26/18 |
| Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs | 03/26/18 |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Effete property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430824) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: shivering kink-friendly windowlicker scourge upon the earth i am embarrassed having read it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430825) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Motley space wagecucks you were like 27 back then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430826) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Jade misunderstood filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430828) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430830) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: Motley space wagecucks you'd be a black great grandfather by now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430836) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs cr. I am living like someone in the future w a 200 year lifespan. Gotta cut that shit out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430852) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: wild police squad It's word for water is diminishment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430866) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs I remember i really liked that line. something like that was a logical conclusion for the idea that rocks get broken up over time. So what would happen to the key inside. lol at me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430887) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:59 PM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430947) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: Concupiscible Spruce Field This one is the best. The first one would be good if it started with the word "Olympian" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435803) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs haha yeah. I guess so. I have more ... not with me, but at home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435811) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Olive Market Weed Whacker I like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435810) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:36 AM Author: Autistic Spot Roast Beef Interesting - I didn't mind the first two but this one is a little too kitschy.
And now you're a shitlawyer? |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs Yep, lawyer now.
I know--its funny that you say that about this one. Bros who aren't "into" poems generally like this one--which I wrote like I was doing a crossword puzzle, counting out syllables only. It also has some humor, which some of my poems of the time lacked. This was one of my earliest efforts. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:42 AM Author: Concupiscible Spruce Field Trying to make it look like a slug is a little much, but you were 20. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435851) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs lol yeah. heh. I was intimidated by any strict form but I was drawn to the discipline or puzzle aspect of it so I figured I would try something I thought would be easy. easier than a sonnet at least. Although even w sonnets, the more you practice, the better you get. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435865) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: vengeful sexy point ape lol that’s actually pretty good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435839) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:56 AM Author: Comical sweet tailpipe i like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435917) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:30 AM Author: pearly stock car The others were terrible, this one is 180 (although the jury's out on whether the reason it's 180 are unintentional) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504291) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:04 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs Eh half of why any poem works is in the end unintentional, fortuitous meteor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504634) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Know-it-all immigrant parlour okay that one was fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519367) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 3:59 PM Author: Bipolar rehab this was good, spaceporn. repoast it, plz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35910657) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:01 PM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs I aim to please. imgurs giving me trouble right now but I will (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35911064) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:28 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435782) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:37 AM Author: Pink cuckold elastic band beautiful. thanks for sharing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435828) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:40 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs tyty
Maybe I'll put up some more, from when I was in my late 20s. I'll keep them in this thread so as not to annoy the fuck out of people who don't care.
I wont put up any I actually published, for fear of getting outted by some doobs. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:41 AM Author: soul-stirring hunting ground useless brakes Great writing for a small child! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435848) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs I know, rite! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435866) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:54 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35443646) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:32 AM Author: pearly stock car Wily niggers indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504292) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:57 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs 180. I saw that too! Lol I knew what's up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504598) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:56 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35443650) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:57 AM Author: Know-it-all immigrant parlour You published them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519363) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:00 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs yeah, sorry to say--some of them I did, here and there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519382) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:35 PM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35445840) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35491534) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:30 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35497325) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:51 AM Author: claret cruel-hearted set fat ankles is there any money anymore in poetry? like fellowships or grants or prizes and so on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504306) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs I guess. I know a few poets--most of them are hooked up with universities as teachers, or the spouse makes the money, or there's a trust fund, or some combination of all three. There's usually $5K here and there in prize money those guys occasionally pick up every couple of years. Def not something you can raise a family on though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504729) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:25 AM Author: Chest-beating Marvelous Digit Ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504289) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:33 AM Author: fear-inspiring international law enforcement agency principal's office i get embarrassed reading people's poems about 99% of the time. this is no exception. |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:37 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs Yeah, same here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504548) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:29 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504537) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:40 AM Author: swollen aromatic step-uncle's house man these are bad, but i dont like poetry generally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504559) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs Time well spent... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504601) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:42 AM Author: laughsome wine partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504562) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:00 AM Author: Boyish Twinkling Uncleanness Literally shuddered reading these (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504605) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:12 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs Honestly, the average for most people "in" to writing poetry is WAY worse. Not praising myself, just keeping it real. Go to any open mic night. Holy fuck. Bunch of retards. Same goes for most schools lit mags. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504667) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:25 AM Author: iridescent stag film athletic conference Screw the haters. We've seen those clowns struggle to string together a few coherent sentences. These are really good for an amateur writer. Great command of language, nice imagery, fun rhythm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504698) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:31 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs Thanks man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504714) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: laughsome wine partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504718) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: swollen aromatic step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504723) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: cocky national security agency cr. lmao at LathamTouchedMe trying to get some dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509625) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: bonkers corner This sounds right. The slug one is ok tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509649) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:51 PM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509612) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: electric temple queen of the night Love poem is verbatim third eye blind lyrics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509651) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:07 PM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs When i was in hs spanish class i told a dude i was an awesome poet and i wrote out the lyrics to john lennon's images of broken light song and passed it to him and he read it and nodded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509707) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 6:54 PM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35516814) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 7:02 PM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3907655&mc=2&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35516854) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:54 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs after a certain point humanities academics becomes less about how much you know or how talented you are and more about how gay-sexy you can be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519351) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:03 AM Author: Know-it-all immigrant parlour It's about a small failure = "you have not failed at anything colossal"
Way to turn text into subtext, spaceporn. |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:05 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs nah I just cut out the title for obvious reasons and wanted to be clear what the poem was about, notwitstanding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519413) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:56 AM Author: Violent anal dingle berry indirect expression 140 IQ, folks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519355) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:57 AM Author: Know-it-all immigrant parlour You should use more pronouns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519358) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs Yeah I was on a "second person" "you" kick for a long time. I don't know--it just had that "talking to myself" quality that I liked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519369) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:55 AM Author: Azure Mental Disorder 100% of poetry is faggot. this is no different. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519645) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 11:58 AM Author: Know-it-all immigrant parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526497) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:08 PM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526545) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:10 PM Author: Know-it-all immigrant parlour GIRLS ARE SMILING FROM ESCALATORS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526551) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:12 PM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526563) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:16 PM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526574) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:19 PM Author: Fragrant ruby kitchen Ah, poesy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526583) |
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Date: March 5th, 2018 9:59 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35537867) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:12 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643966) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:23 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs abandoned this too early--seems like only a start. What a lazy bastard I was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643994) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:14 AM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643971) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35691483) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: Splenetic stimulating hall hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35691528) |