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Here are a couple poems i wrote in 1995. lol i found them cleaning up.
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/18/18 |
| Vibrant forum private investor | 02/18/18 |
| Hot piazza sweet tailpipe | 02/18/18 |
| Coral Native | 02/18/18 |
| Sticky Home | 02/18/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/18/18 |
| Coral Native | 02/18/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/18/18 |
| Heady Site | 02/18/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/18/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/18/18 |
| swashbuckling ratface field | 02/19/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/19/18 |
| Exhilarant idiotic locale digit ratio | 02/19/18 |
| Aphrodisiac hell | 02/19/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/19/18 |
| swashbuckling ratface field | 02/19/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/19/18 |
| deep alcoholic international law enforcement agency | 02/19/18 |
| henna soggy bawdyhouse toilet seat | 02/19/18 |
| Drunken Bronze Heaven Preventive Strike | 02/28/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/28/18 |
| claret exciting pervert nowag | 03/02/18 |
| odious senate voyeur | 04/24/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 04/24/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/19/18 |
| Maniacal Trip Dysfunction | 02/19/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/19/18 |
| hairraiser school cafeteria wrinkle | 02/19/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/19/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/20/18 |
| Drunken Bronze Heaven Preventive Strike | 02/28/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/28/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/20/18 |
| claret exciting pervert nowag | 03/02/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 03/02/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/20/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/26/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/27/18 |
| house-broken 180 juggernaut | 02/28/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/28/18 |
| Concupiscible Narrow-minded Address | 02/28/18 |
| Carnelian organic girlfriend | 02/28/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/28/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/28/18 |
| Glassy Stead | 02/28/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/28/18 |
| bossy factory reset button | 02/28/18 |
| copper contagious market | 02/28/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/28/18 |
| demanding library | 02/28/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/28/18 |
| bossy factory reset button | 02/28/18 |
| Glassy Stead | 02/28/18 |
| sienna spectacular alpha | 02/28/18 |
| Nudist tan national | 02/28/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/28/18 |
| poppy theatre | 02/28/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 02/28/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 03/01/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 03/01/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 03/02/18 |
| claret exciting pervert nowag | 03/02/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 03/02/18 |
| Opaque Self-absorbed Quadroon | 03/02/18 |
| claret exciting pervert nowag | 03/02/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 03/02/18 |
| wine wild brunch | 03/02/18 |
| claret exciting pervert nowag | 03/03/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 03/03/18 |
| claret exciting pervert nowag | 03/03/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 03/03/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 03/03/18 |
| kink-friendly learning disabled step-uncle's house | 03/03/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 03/05/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 03/20/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 03/20/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 03/20/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 03/26/18 |
| Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid | 03/26/18 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: February 18th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Vibrant forum private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430824) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Hot piazza sweet tailpipe i am embarrassed having read it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430825) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Coral Native you were like 27 back then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430826) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Sticky Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430828) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430830) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: Coral Native you'd be a black great grandfather by now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430836) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid cr. I am living like someone in the future w a 200 year lifespan. Gotta cut that shit out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430852) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: Heady Site It's word for water is diminishment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430866) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid I remember i really liked that line. something like that was a logical conclusion for the idea that rocks get broken up over time. So what would happen to the key inside. lol at me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430887) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:59 PM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430947) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: swashbuckling ratface field This one is the best. The first one would be good if it started with the word "Olympian" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435803) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid haha yeah. I guess so. I have more ... not with me, but at home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435811) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Exhilarant idiotic locale digit ratio I like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435810) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:36 AM Author: Aphrodisiac hell Interesting - I didn't mind the first two but this one is a little too kitschy.
And now you're a shitlawyer? |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid Yep, lawyer now.
I know--its funny that you say that about this one. Bros who aren't "into" poems generally like this one--which I wrote like I was doing a crossword puzzle, counting out syllables only. It also has some humor, which some of my poems of the time lacked. This was one of my earliest efforts. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:42 AM Author: swashbuckling ratface field Trying to make it look like a slug is a little much, but you were 20. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435851) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid lol yeah. heh. I was intimidated by any strict form but I was drawn to the discipline or puzzle aspect of it so I figured I would try something I thought would be easy. easier than a sonnet at least. Although even w sonnets, the more you practice, the better you get. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435865) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: deep alcoholic international law enforcement agency lol that’s actually pretty good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435839) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:56 AM Author: henna soggy bawdyhouse toilet seat i like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435917) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:30 AM Author: Drunken Bronze Heaven Preventive Strike The others were terrible, this one is 180 (although the jury's out on whether the reason it's 180 are unintentional) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504291) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:04 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid Eh half of why any poem works is in the end unintentional, fortuitous meteor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504634) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:58 AM Author: claret exciting pervert nowag okay that one was fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519367) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 3:59 PM Author: odious senate voyeur this was good, spaceporn. repoast it, plz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35910657) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:01 PM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid I aim to please. imgurs giving me trouble right now but I will (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35911064) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:28 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435782) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:37 AM Author: Maniacal Trip Dysfunction beautiful. thanks for sharing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435828) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:40 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid tyty
Maybe I'll put up some more, from when I was in my late 20s. I'll keep them in this thread so as not to annoy the fuck out of people who don't care.
I wont put up any I actually published, for fear of getting outted by some doobs. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:41 AM Author: hairraiser school cafeteria wrinkle Great writing for a small child! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435848) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid I know, rite! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435866) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:54 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35443646) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:32 AM Author: Drunken Bronze Heaven Preventive Strike Wily niggers indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504292) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:57 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid 180. I saw that too! Lol I knew what's up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504598) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:56 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35443650) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:57 AM Author: claret exciting pervert nowag You published them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519363) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:00 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid yeah, sorry to say--some of them I did, here and there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519382) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:35 PM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35445840) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35491534) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:30 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35497325) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:51 AM Author: house-broken 180 juggernaut is there any money anymore in poetry? like fellowships or grants or prizes and so on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504306) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid I guess. I know a few poets--most of them are hooked up with universities as teachers, or the spouse makes the money, or there's a trust fund, or some combination of all three. There's usually $5K here and there in prize money those guys occasionally pick up every couple of years. Def not something you can raise a family on though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504729) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:25 AM Author: Concupiscible Narrow-minded Address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504289) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:33 AM Author: Carnelian organic girlfriend i get embarrassed reading people's poems about 99% of the time. this is no exception. |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:37 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid Yeah, same here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504548) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:29 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504537) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:40 AM Author: Glassy Stead man these are bad, but i dont like poetry generally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504559) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid Time well spent... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504601) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:42 AM Author: bossy factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504562) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:00 AM Author: copper contagious market Literally shuddered reading these (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504605) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:12 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid Honestly, the average for most people "in" to writing poetry is WAY worse. Not praising myself, just keeping it real. Go to any open mic night. Holy fuck. Bunch of retards. Same goes for most schools lit mags. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504667) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:25 AM Author: demanding library Screw the haters. We've seen those clowns struggle to string together a few coherent sentences. These are really good for an amateur writer. Great command of language, nice imagery, fun rhythm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504698) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:31 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid Thanks man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504714) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: bossy factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504718) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: Glassy Stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504723) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: sienna spectacular alpha cr. lmao at LathamTouchedMe trying to get some dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509625) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: Nudist tan national This sounds right. The slug one is ok tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509649) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:51 PM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509612) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: poppy theatre Love poem is verbatim third eye blind lyrics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509651) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:07 PM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid When i was in hs spanish class i told a dude i was an awesome poet and i wrote out the lyrics to john lennon's images of broken light song and passed it to him and he read it and nodded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509707) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 6:54 PM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35516814) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 7:02 PM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3907655&mc=2&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35516854) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:54 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid after a certain point humanities academics becomes less about how much you know or how talented you are and more about how gay-sexy you can be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519351) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:03 AM Author: claret exciting pervert nowag It's about a small failure = "you have not failed at anything colossal"
Way to turn text into subtext, spaceporn. |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:05 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid nah I just cut out the title for obvious reasons and wanted to be clear what the poem was about, notwitstanding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519413) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:56 AM Author: Opaque Self-absorbed Quadroon 140 IQ, folks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519355) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:57 AM Author: claret exciting pervert nowag You should use more pronouns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519358) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid Yeah I was on a "second person" "you" kick for a long time. I don't know--it just had that "talking to myself" quality that I liked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519369) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:55 AM Author: wine wild brunch 100% of poetry is faggot. this is no different. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519645) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 11:58 AM Author: claret exciting pervert nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526497) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:08 PM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526545) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:10 PM Author: claret exciting pervert nowag GIRLS ARE SMILING FROM ESCALATORS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526551) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:12 PM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526563) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:16 PM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526574) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:19 PM Author: kink-friendly learning disabled step-uncle's house Ah, poesy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526583) |
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Date: March 5th, 2018 9:59 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35537867) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:12 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643966) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:23 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid abandoned this too early--seems like only a start. What a lazy bastard I was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643994) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:14 AM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643971) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35691483) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: Appetizing Primrose Meetinghouse Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35691528) |