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What's the most prestigious bedtime story?

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fishy crackhouse fortuitous meteor
  02/18/18
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blue mood
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Bronze Point Boistinker
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hairraiser stain institution
  02/18/18
The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
insane pea-brained hell fat ankles
  02/18/18
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insane pea-brained hell fat ankles
  06/04/18
genesis 38:9
citrine multi-colored corn cake
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
Bronze Point Boistinker
  02/18/18
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citrine multi-colored corn cake
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
razzle-dazzle jew
  04/13/18
valley girl?
Bronze Point Boistinker
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
salmon unholy church
  02/18/18
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Marvelous vengeful church building ape
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
Fantasy-prone aphrodisiac parlor
  02/18/18
Titcr
naked candlestick maker
  02/18/18
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salmon unholy church
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
maize internal respiration heaven
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
mahogany blathering karate
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
maize internal respiration heaven
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indigo field
  04/10/18
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jet athletic conference national
  04/10/18
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Charismatic very tactful trust fund office
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
jet athletic conference national
  04/10/18
subtle
Arousing Cruise Ship National Security Agency
  04/10/18
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rambunctious theatre death wish
  06/04/18
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rose pistol
  03/31/19
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Concupiscible affirmative action
  03/31/19
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Charismatic very tactful trust fund office
  10/09/20
only this
gaped lascivious faggotry coffee pot
  04/13/18
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coral laughsome abode
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
Ocher twinkling uncleanness den
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
Anal cyan state stock car
  02/18/18
(Julia)
French Big Azn
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
Arousing Cruise Ship National Security Agency
  02/18/18
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salmon unholy church
  03/01/20
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flesh 180 stage
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
jet athletic conference national
  04/10/18
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Chestnut station
  04/10/18
probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
violent sweet tailpipe lodge
  04/10/18
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Peach Trump Supporter
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
Peach Trump Supporter
  10/09/20
Where the Wild Things Are
bearded parlour
  04/10/18
The Rainbow Fish
federal base hairy legs
  04/13/18
lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
haunting mental disorder address
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
federal base hairy legs
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
Concupiscible affirmative action
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
federal base hairy legs
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
Maroon know-it-all ticket booth
  04/13/18
Frog and Toad sorry Libs
electric abusive goal in life
  04/13/18
CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
razzle-dazzle jew
  04/13/18
Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
electric abusive goal in life
  04/13/18
Runaway Bunny
vermilion submissive nibblets associate
  04/13/18
Faggots by Larry Kramer
rambunctious theatre death wish
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
federal base hairy legs
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
rambunctious theatre death wish
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
judgmental grizzly pervert
  06/05/18
tell your kids about jmaw
Bright cruel-hearted casino
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
pearl range selfie
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
Stirring Splenetic Rehab Gay Wizard
  06/05/18
my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
federal base hairy legs
  06/16/19
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salmon unholy church
  07/28/19
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federal base hairy legs
  10/09/20
The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
haunting mental disorder address
  06/16/19
Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
twisted snowy theater stage
  06/16/19
I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
Self-centered shaky brunch
  06/16/19
my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
excitant organic girlfriend public bath
  06/16/19
Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
judgmental grizzly pervert
  06/16/19
The Jack Tales
startling orange garrison
  10/09/20
The Snake
blue mood
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
Clear stag film
  10/09/20


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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: fishy crackhouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432344)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: blue mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432348)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Bronze Point Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432457)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: hairraiser stain institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434342)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: insane pea-brained hell fat ankles

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: insane pea-brained hell fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: citrine multi-colored corn cake

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Bronze Point Boistinker

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: citrine multi-colored corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jew

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: Bronze Point Boistinker

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: salmon unholy church

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Marvelous vengeful church building ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432792)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone aphrodisiac parlor

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: naked candlestick maker

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433723)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: salmon unholy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: maize internal respiration heaven

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: mahogany blathering karate

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: maize internal respiration heaven

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: indigo field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812177)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: jet athletic conference national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Charismatic very tactful trust fund office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082849)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: jet athletic conference national

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Arousing Cruise Ship National Security Agency

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: rambunctious theatre death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: rose pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Charismatic very tactful trust fund office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: gaped lascivious faggotry coffee pot

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: coral laughsome abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082826)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Ocher twinkling uncleanness den

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Anal cyan state stock car

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: French Big Azn

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Arousing Cruise Ship National Security Agency

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: salmon unholy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: flesh 180 stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: jet athletic conference national

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Chestnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: violent sweet tailpipe lodge

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Peach Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Peach Trump Supporter

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: bearded parlour

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: federal base hairy legs

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: haunting mental disorder address

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: federal base hairy legs

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible affirmative action

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: federal base hairy legs

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Maroon know-it-all ticket booth

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: electric abusive goal in life

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jew

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: electric abusive goal in life

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: vermilion submissive nibblets associate

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: rambunctious theatre death wish

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: federal base hairy legs

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: rambunctious theatre death wish

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: judgmental grizzly pervert

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: Bright cruel-hearted casino

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: pearl range selfie

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Stirring Splenetic Rehab Gay Wizard

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: federal base hairy legs

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: salmon unholy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: federal base hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: haunting mental disorder address

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: twisted snowy theater stage

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Self-centered shaky brunch

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: excitant organic girlfriend public bath

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: judgmental grizzly pervert

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: startling orange garrison

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: blue mood

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Clear stag film

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)