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Razzle-dazzle flatulent pisswyrm
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frum duck-like shitlib
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charismatic pervert
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mind-boggling personal credit line
  02/18/18
The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
Walnut vengeful lodge antidepressant drug
  02/18/18
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Walnut vengeful lodge antidepressant drug
  06/04/18
genesis 38:9
yellow vigorous potus
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
charismatic pervert
  02/18/18
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yellow vigorous potus
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
aromatic field
  04/13/18
valley girl?
charismatic pervert
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
Violent Sapphire Quadroon Kitchen
  02/18/18
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comical magenta space organic girlfriend
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
maroon histrionic university
  02/18/18
Titcr
irate lake base azn
  02/18/18
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Violent Sapphire Quadroon Kitchen
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
Chrome multi-billionaire messiness
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
Glittery Rusted Sneaky Criminal Elastic Band
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
Chrome multi-billionaire messiness
  04/10/18
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Titillating primrose internal respiration stag film
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amber electric death wish theater
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Aphrodisiac avocado piazza turdskin
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
amber electric death wish theater
  04/10/18
subtle
godawful diverse garrison
  04/10/18
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burgundy idiot
  06/04/18
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fishy excitant senate macaca
  03/31/19
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harsh french chef sanctuary
  03/31/19
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Aphrodisiac avocado piazza turdskin
  10/09/20
only this
razzmatazz unholy theatre
  04/13/18
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Chocolate milk
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
well-lubricated puppy trust fund
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
Curious white church building degenerate
  02/18/18
(Julia)
beady-eyed buff plaza double fault
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
godawful diverse garrison
  02/18/18
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Violent Sapphire Quadroon Kitchen
  03/01/20
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transparent internet-worthy trailer park national security agency
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
amber electric death wish theater
  04/10/18
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Cream Slap-happy Cruise Ship
  04/10/18
probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
Frisky out-of-control office
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ungodly thriller locus codepig
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
ungodly thriller locus codepig
  10/09/20
Where the Wild Things Are
violet supple gas station travel guidebook
  04/10/18
The Rainbow Fish
orange buck-toothed ratface preventive strike
  04/13/18
lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
fiercely-loyal lay
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
orange buck-toothed ratface preventive strike
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
harsh french chef sanctuary
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
orange buck-toothed ratface preventive strike
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
Bronze Rehab
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Frog and Toad sorry Libs
claret location indirect expression
  04/13/18
CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
aromatic field
  04/13/18
Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
claret location indirect expression
  04/13/18
Runaway Bunny
Vivacious Point
  04/13/18
Faggots by Larry Kramer
burgundy idiot
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
orange buck-toothed ratface preventive strike
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
burgundy idiot
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
Misanthropic boiling water
  06/05/18
tell your kids about jmaw
Cyan set
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
Domesticated Corn Cake Library
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
French parlour
  06/05/18
my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
orange buck-toothed ratface preventive strike
  06/16/19
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Violent Sapphire Quadroon Kitchen
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orange buck-toothed ratface preventive strike
  10/09/20
The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
fiercely-loyal lay
  06/16/19
Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
floppy sick black woman
  06/16/19
I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
mustard forum roommate
  06/16/19
my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Arrogant carnelian doctorate
  06/16/19
Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
Misanthropic boiling water
  06/16/19
The Jack Tales
Bearded umber generalized bond
  10/09/20
The Snake
frum duck-like shitlib
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
stimulating garnet toilet seat
  10/09/20


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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle flatulent pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432344)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: frum duck-like shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432348)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: charismatic pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432457)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434342)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Walnut vengeful lodge antidepressant drug

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Walnut vengeful lodge antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: yellow vigorous potus

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: charismatic pervert

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: yellow vigorous potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: aromatic field

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: charismatic pervert

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Violent Sapphire Quadroon Kitchen

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: comical magenta space organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432792)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: maroon histrionic university

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: irate lake base azn

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433723)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Violent Sapphire Quadroon Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Chrome multi-billionaire messiness

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Glittery Rusted Sneaky Criminal Elastic Band

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Chrome multi-billionaire messiness

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Titillating primrose internal respiration stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812177)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: amber electric death wish theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac avocado piazza turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082849)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: amber electric death wish theater

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: godawful diverse garrison

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: burgundy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: fishy excitant senate macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: harsh french chef sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac avocado piazza turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz unholy theatre

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Chocolate milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082826)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: well-lubricated puppy trust fund

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Curious white church building degenerate

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed buff plaza double fault

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: godawful diverse garrison

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Violent Sapphire Quadroon Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: transparent internet-worthy trailer park national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: amber electric death wish theater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Cream Slap-happy Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Frisky out-of-control office

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: ungodly thriller locus codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: ungodly thriller locus codepig

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: violet supple gas station travel guidebook

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: orange buck-toothed ratface preventive strike

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal lay

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: orange buck-toothed ratface preventive strike

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: harsh french chef sanctuary

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: orange buck-toothed ratface preventive strike

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Bronze Rehab

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: claret location indirect expression

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: aromatic field

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: claret location indirect expression

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Vivacious Point

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: burgundy idiot

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: orange buck-toothed ratface preventive strike

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: burgundy idiot

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: Misanthropic boiling water

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: Cyan set

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Domesticated Corn Cake Library

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: French parlour

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: orange buck-toothed ratface preventive strike

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Violent Sapphire Quadroon Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: orange buck-toothed ratface preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal lay

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: floppy sick black woman

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: mustard forum roommate

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Arrogant carnelian doctorate

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic boiling water

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Bearded umber generalized bond

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: frum duck-like shitlib

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: stimulating garnet toilet seat

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)