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orange supple brunch jew
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Garnet judgmental office gaping
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black haunted graveyard
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chartreuse vivacious theatre
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
Red box office
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Red box office
  06/04/18
genesis 38:9
multi-colored silver library keepsake machete
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
black haunted graveyard
  02/18/18
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multi-colored silver library keepsake machete
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
Embarrassed to the bone old irish cottage
  04/13/18
valley girl?
black haunted graveyard
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
Shimmering Histrionic Step-uncle's House
  02/18/18
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Out-of-control Ceo
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
irradiated khaki background story
  02/18/18
Titcr
stimulating topaz orchestra pit
  02/18/18
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Shimmering Histrionic Step-uncle's House
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
Exciting candlestick maker
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
trip hideous elastic band stage
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
Exciting candlestick maker
  04/10/18
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fiercely-loyal frozen puppy
  04/10/18
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Stubborn Reading Party
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Know-it-all codepig foreskin
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
Stubborn Reading Party
  04/10/18
subtle
diverse ultramarine boistinker
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Hairraiser plum skinny woman dilemma
  06/04/18
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razzle-dazzle unhinged parlour sound barrier
  03/31/19
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pearl death wish
  03/31/19
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Know-it-all codepig foreskin
  10/09/20
only this
ruby crotch
  04/13/18
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Insecure Business Firm Organic Girlfriend
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
Milky vibrant cumskin
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
big hospital shitlib
  02/18/18
(Julia)
Cracking Persian
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
diverse ultramarine boistinker
  02/18/18
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Shimmering Histrionic Step-uncle's House
  03/01/20
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aquamarine twinkling uncleanness immigrant
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
Stubborn Reading Party
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Flickering charismatic garrison
  04/10/18
probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
vigorous windowlicker
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Snowy elite weed whacker legal warrant
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
Snowy elite weed whacker legal warrant
  10/09/20
Where the Wild Things Are
Heady sienna therapy
  04/10/18
The Rainbow Fish
sooty jap
  04/13/18
lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
cocky stirring piazza
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
sooty jap
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
pearl death wish
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
sooty jap
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
Walnut Wild Queen Of The Night
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Frog and Toad sorry Libs
Exhilarant Deranged Sanctuary
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
Embarrassed to the bone old irish cottage
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Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
Exhilarant Deranged Sanctuary
  04/13/18
Runaway Bunny
appetizing ticket booth
  04/13/18
Faggots by Larry Kramer
Hairraiser plum skinny woman dilemma
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Corduroy (the bear)
sooty jap
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
Hairraiser plum skinny woman dilemma
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
Hyperactive site athletic conference
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tell your kids about jmaw
Sexy gas station hominid
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
Orchid principal's office circlehead
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Struwwelpeter
ocher stock car
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my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
sooty jap
  06/16/19
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Shimmering Histrionic Step-uncle's House
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sooty jap
  10/09/20
The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
cocky stirring piazza
  06/16/19
Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
Apoplectic Razzle Affirmative Action Meetinghouse
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I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
Arousing place of business dysfunction
  06/16/19
my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Boyish cruise ship newt
  06/16/19
Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
Hyperactive site athletic conference
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The Jack Tales
Talking Cuck
  10/09/20
The Snake
Garnet judgmental office gaping
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
Maniacal ungodly public bath
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: orange supple brunch jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432344)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental office gaping



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: black haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432457)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: chartreuse vivacious theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434342)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Red box office

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Red box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: multi-colored silver library keepsake machete

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: black haunted graveyard

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: multi-colored silver library keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone old irish cottage

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: black haunted graveyard

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Shimmering Histrionic Step-uncle's House

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Out-of-control Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432792)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: irradiated khaki background story

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: stimulating topaz orchestra pit

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433723)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Shimmering Histrionic Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Exciting candlestick maker

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: trip hideous elastic band stage

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Exciting candlestick maker

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal frozen puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812177)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Stubborn Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Know-it-all codepig foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082849)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Stubborn Reading Party

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: diverse ultramarine boistinker

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser plum skinny woman dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged parlour sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: pearl death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Know-it-all codepig foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: ruby crotch

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Insecure Business Firm Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082826)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Milky vibrant cumskin

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: big hospital shitlib

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Cracking Persian

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: diverse ultramarine boistinker

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Shimmering Histrionic Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: aquamarine twinkling uncleanness immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Stubborn Reading Party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Flickering charismatic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: vigorous windowlicker

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Snowy elite weed whacker legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Snowy elite weed whacker legal warrant

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Heady sienna therapy

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: sooty jap

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: cocky stirring piazza

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: sooty jap

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: pearl death wish

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: sooty jap

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Walnut Wild Queen Of The Night

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant Deranged Sanctuary

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone old irish cottage

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant Deranged Sanctuary

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: appetizing ticket booth

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser plum skinny woman dilemma

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: sooty jap

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser plum skinny woman dilemma

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: Hyperactive site athletic conference

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: Sexy gas station hominid

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Orchid principal's office circlehead

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: ocher stock car

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: sooty jap

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Shimmering Histrionic Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: sooty jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: cocky stirring piazza

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Apoplectic Razzle Affirmative Action Meetinghouse

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Arousing place of business dysfunction

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Boyish cruise ship newt

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: Hyperactive site athletic conference

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Talking Cuck

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: Garnet judgmental office gaping

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Maniacal ungodly public bath

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)