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Sinister Tan Heaven
  02/18/18
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high-end turdskin indian lodge
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cracking abusive brunch hominid
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Charcoal Piazza
  02/18/18
The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
Mildly Autistic Ratface
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Mildly Autistic Ratface
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genesis 38:9
Bearded boyish locale
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
cracking abusive brunch hominid
  02/18/18
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Bearded boyish locale
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
indecent supple degenerate den
  04/13/18
valley girl?
cracking abusive brunch hominid
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
Ruddy Pontificating Factory Reset Button Twinkling Uncleanness
  02/18/18
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bisexual up-to-no-good home
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
Provocative Liquid Oxygen
  02/18/18
Titcr
Fragrant Skinny Woman
  02/18/18
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Ruddy Pontificating Factory Reset Button Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
Razzle Locus Roast Beef
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
Spectacular mood
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
Razzle Locus Roast Beef
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federal coral crackhouse sandwich
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Disturbing community account
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Charismatic Flesh Cuck
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
Disturbing community account
  04/10/18
subtle
Hyperactive Giraffe Legend
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bateful chartreuse patrolman
  06/04/18
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Burgundy excitant dopamine
  03/31/19
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Cerise trip theater stage
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Charismatic Flesh Cuck
  10/09/20
only this
underhanded stage
  04/13/18
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Irradiated Umber Fanboi Tattoo
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
buck-toothed dilemma love of her life
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
Vivacious Resort Goal In Life
  02/18/18
(Julia)
odious thirsty faggot firefighter depressive
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
Hyperactive Giraffe Legend
  02/18/18
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Ruddy Pontificating Factory Reset Button Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/01/20
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diverse impertinent mexican
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
Disturbing community account
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floppy apoplectic pisswyrm
  04/10/18
probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
translucent exciting candlestick maker lettuce
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Vigorous Mahogany Generalized Bond Ticket Booth
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
Vigorous Mahogany Generalized Bond Ticket Booth
  10/09/20
Where the Wild Things Are
Contagious pit mad-dog skullcap
  04/10/18
The Rainbow Fish
onyx azn
  04/13/18
lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
frum ladyboy
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
onyx azn
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
Cerise trip theater stage
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
onyx azn
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
insecure rigor
  04/13/18
Frog and Toad sorry Libs
Adventurous Water Buffalo Market
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
indecent supple degenerate den
  04/13/18
Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
Adventurous Water Buffalo Market
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Runaway Bunny
insanely creepy yellow abode
  04/13/18
Faggots by Larry Kramer
bateful chartreuse patrolman
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
onyx azn
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
bateful chartreuse patrolman
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
Aromatic greedy prole
  06/05/18
tell your kids about jmaw
adulterous step-uncle's house
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
overrated business firm
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
vermilion trailer park
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my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
onyx azn
  06/16/19
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Ruddy Pontificating Factory Reset Button Twinkling Uncleanness
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onyx azn
  10/09/20
The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
frum ladyboy
  06/16/19
Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
Know-it-all sapphire sneaky criminal becky
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I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
stimulating canary address boistinker
  06/16/19
my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Galvanic Round Eye
  06/16/19
Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
Aromatic greedy prole
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The Jack Tales
Light Hideous Knife
  10/09/20
The Snake
high-end turdskin indian lodge
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
Heady topaz field sweet tailpipe
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Sinister Tan Heaven



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: high-end turdskin indian lodge



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: cracking abusive brunch hominid



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Charcoal Piazza



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Ratface

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Bearded boyish locale

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: cracking abusive brunch hominid

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Bearded boyish locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: indecent supple degenerate den

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: cracking abusive brunch hominid

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Ruddy Pontificating Factory Reset Button Twinkling Uncleanness

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: bisexual up-to-no-good home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432792)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Provocative Liquid Oxygen

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Fragrant Skinny Woman

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433723)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Ruddy Pontificating Factory Reset Button Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Razzle Locus Roast Beef

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Spectacular mood

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Razzle Locus Roast Beef

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: federal coral crackhouse sandwich



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Disturbing community account



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Charismatic Flesh Cuck



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Disturbing community account

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Hyperactive Giraffe Legend

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: bateful chartreuse patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Burgundy excitant dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Cerise trip theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Charismatic Flesh Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: underhanded stage

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Irradiated Umber Fanboi Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082826)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: buck-toothed dilemma love of her life

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Vivacious Resort Goal In Life

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: odious thirsty faggot firefighter depressive

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Hyperactive Giraffe Legend

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Ruddy Pontificating Factory Reset Button Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: diverse impertinent mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Disturbing community account

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: floppy apoplectic pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: translucent exciting candlestick maker lettuce

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Vigorous Mahogany Generalized Bond Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Vigorous Mahogany Generalized Bond Ticket Booth

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Contagious pit mad-dog skullcap

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: onyx azn

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: frum ladyboy

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: onyx azn

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Cerise trip theater stage

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: onyx azn

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: insecure rigor

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Adventurous Water Buffalo Market

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: indecent supple degenerate den

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Adventurous Water Buffalo Market

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: insanely creepy yellow abode

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: bateful chartreuse patrolman

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: onyx azn

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: bateful chartreuse patrolman

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: Aromatic greedy prole

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: adulterous step-uncle's house

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: overrated business firm

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: vermilion trailer park

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: onyx azn

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Ruddy Pontificating Factory Reset Button Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: onyx azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: frum ladyboy

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Know-it-all sapphire sneaky criminal becky

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: stimulating canary address boistinker

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Galvanic Round Eye

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: Aromatic greedy prole

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Light Hideous Knife

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: high-end turdskin indian lodge

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Heady topaz field sweet tailpipe

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)