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Vengeful philosopher-king
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indigo cuck karate
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vivacious milk
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adventurous chestnut hospital
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
fear-inspiring at-the-ready library pervert
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fear-inspiring at-the-ready library pervert
  06/04/18
genesis 38:9
Sapphire roast beef laser beams
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
vivacious milk
  02/18/18
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Sapphire roast beef laser beams
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
hateful place of business
  04/13/18
valley girl?
vivacious milk
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
confused halford new version
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Razzle-dazzle weed whacker
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
Overrated indirect expression
  02/18/18
Titcr
Pungent stirring psychic quadroon
  02/18/18
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confused halford new version
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
carnelian curious codepig theater
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
Sable mental disorder rigpig
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
carnelian curious codepig theater
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galvanic blood rage
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sickened rigor knife
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Thirsty idiot gunner
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
sickened rigor knife
  04/10/18
subtle
Demanding bright den
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spectacular set
  06/04/18
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carmine insane heaven
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Deranged Avocado Site Juggernaut
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Thirsty idiot gunner
  10/09/20
only this
appetizing church building sweet tailpipe
  04/13/18
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Aggressive Theater Stage Half-breed
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
sinister violet stag film
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
lavender coldplay fan
  02/18/18
(Julia)
Bearded Talented Mediation Ladyboy
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
Demanding bright den
  02/18/18
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confused halford new version
  03/01/20
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mauve frum parlour
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
sickened rigor knife
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concupiscible spot fat ankles
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
Yellow infuriating yarmulke
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bateful boltzmann
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
bateful boltzmann
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Where the Wild Things Are
Self-centered point jewess
  04/10/18
The Rainbow Fish
anal fragrant piazza
  04/13/18
lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
drab splenetic address
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
anal fragrant piazza
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
Deranged Avocado Site Juggernaut
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
anal fragrant piazza
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
Cruel-hearted university
  04/13/18
Frog and Toad sorry Libs
heady feces
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
hateful place of business
  04/13/18
Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
heady feces
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Runaway Bunny
Sick Meetinghouse
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Faggots by Larry Kramer
spectacular set
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
anal fragrant piazza
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
spectacular set
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
fuchsia kitty
  06/05/18
tell your kids about jmaw
Multi-colored brass cuckoldry range
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
passionate shrine bbw
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
Mind-boggling Shaky Internal Respiration
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my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
anal fragrant piazza
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confused halford new version
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anal fragrant piazza
  10/09/20
The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
drab splenetic address
  06/16/19
Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
supple corn cake
  06/16/19
I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
soul-stirring pozpig station
  06/16/19
my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Razzmatazz Tanning Salon
  06/16/19
Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
fuchsia kitty
  06/16/19
The Jack Tales
Magenta irradiated trump supporter
  10/09/20
The Snake
indigo cuck karate
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
Razzle Macaca Office
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Vengeful philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432344)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: indigo cuck karate



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: vivacious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432457)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: adventurous chestnut hospital



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: fear-inspiring at-the-ready library pervert

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: fear-inspiring at-the-ready library pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Sapphire roast beef laser beams

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: vivacious milk

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Sapphire roast beef laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: hateful place of business

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: vivacious milk

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: confused halford new version

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432792)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Overrated indirect expression

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Pungent stirring psychic quadroon

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433723)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: confused halford new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: carnelian curious codepig theater

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Sable mental disorder rigpig

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: carnelian curious codepig theater

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: galvanic blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812177)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: sickened rigor knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Thirsty idiot gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082849)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: sickened rigor knife

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Demanding bright den

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: spectacular set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: carmine insane heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Deranged Avocado Site Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Thirsty idiot gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: appetizing church building sweet tailpipe

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Aggressive Theater Stage Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082826)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: sinister violet stag film

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: lavender coldplay fan

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Bearded Talented Mediation Ladyboy

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Demanding bright den

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: confused halford new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: mauve frum parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: sickened rigor knife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: concupiscible spot fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Yellow infuriating yarmulke

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: bateful boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: bateful boltzmann

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Self-centered point jewess

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: anal fragrant piazza

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: drab splenetic address

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: anal fragrant piazza

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Deranged Avocado Site Juggernaut

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: anal fragrant piazza

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted university

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: heady feces

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: hateful place of business

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: heady feces

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Sick Meetinghouse

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: spectacular set

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: anal fragrant piazza

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: spectacular set

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: fuchsia kitty

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: Multi-colored brass cuckoldry range

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: passionate shrine bbw

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Shaky Internal Respiration

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: anal fragrant piazza

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: confused halford new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: anal fragrant piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: drab splenetic address

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: supple corn cake

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring pozpig station

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Tanning Salon

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: fuchsia kitty

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Magenta irradiated trump supporter

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: indigo cuck karate

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Razzle Macaca Office

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)