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Marvelous Aqua Orchestra Pit
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Alcoholic incel
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fiercely-loyal obsidian range circlehead
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bossy mahogany station
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
wonderful citrine location international law enforcement agency
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wonderful citrine location international law enforcement agency
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genesis 38:9
Azure karate public bath
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
fiercely-loyal obsidian range circlehead
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Azure karate public bath
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Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
gaped bronze elastic band
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valley girl?
fiercely-loyal obsidian range circlehead
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
supple bisexual love of her life
  02/18/18
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vibrant indian lodge death wish
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Goodnight moon
vivacious doctorate den
  02/18/18
Titcr
Irradiated pistol plaza
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supple bisexual love of her life
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
emerald 180 nursing home foreskin
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
French racy school cafeteria friendly grandma
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Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
emerald 180 nursing home foreskin
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cracking theater boistinker
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razzle very tactful hissy fit
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Unhinged Rehab
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(Jim Kelly)
razzle very tactful hissy fit
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subtle
maize selfie
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ebony excitant keepsake machete
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Cream stirring box office
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Provocative poppy casino turdskin
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Unhinged Rehab
  10/09/20
only this
sinister resort party of the first part
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Self-centered pit depressive
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
Laughsome rebellious faggotry kitty cat
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
thriller dog poop piazza
  02/18/18
(Julia)
Massive crimson athletic conference dilemma
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
maize selfie
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supple bisexual love of her life
  03/01/20
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Bateful Fantasy-prone Kitchen Messiness
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
razzle very tactful hissy fit
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Razzmatazz coiffed sanctuary travel guidebook
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
Sepia internet-worthy goyim national
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Beady-eyed Trailer Park
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Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
Beady-eyed Trailer Park
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Where the Wild Things Are
Federal Mind-boggling Heaven Affirmative Action
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The Rainbow Fish
passionate domesticated cruise ship
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lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
arrogant big filthpig volcanic crater
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I mainly just like that cool looking fish
passionate domesticated cruise ship
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He's not cool looking at the end brother
Provocative poppy casino turdskin
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Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
passionate domesticated cruise ship
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The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
Buff embarrassed to the bone point giraffe
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Frog and Toad sorry Libs
curious property
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
gaped bronze elastic band
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Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
curious property
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Runaway Bunny
Spruce Hilarious Wrinkle
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Faggots by Larry Kramer
ebony excitant keepsake machete
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Corduroy (the bear)
passionate domesticated cruise ship
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That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
ebony excitant keepsake machete
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
Stubborn dysfunction
  06/05/18
tell your kids about jmaw
henna know-it-all set
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
electric laser beams
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Struwwelpeter
Turquoise Boltzmann Locus
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my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
passionate domesticated cruise ship
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supple bisexual love of her life
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passionate domesticated cruise ship
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The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
arrogant big filthpig volcanic crater
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Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
diverse stage masturbator
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I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
Zippy Telephone
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my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Shaky motley genital piercing goal in life
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Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
Stubborn dysfunction
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The Jack Tales
drab pozpig
  10/09/20
The Snake
Alcoholic incel
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Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
green senate faggot firefighter
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Marvelous Aqua Orchestra Pit



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432348)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal obsidian range circlehead



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: bossy mahogany station



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: wonderful citrine location international law enforcement agency

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: wonderful citrine location international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Azure karate public bath

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal obsidian range circlehead

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Azure karate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: gaped bronze elastic band

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal obsidian range circlehead

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: supple bisexual love of her life

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: vibrant indian lodge death wish



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: vivacious doctorate den

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Irradiated pistol plaza

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433723)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: supple bisexual love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: emerald 180 nursing home foreskin

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: French racy school cafeteria friendly grandma

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: emerald 180 nursing home foreskin

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: cracking theater boistinker



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: razzle very tactful hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Unhinged Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082849)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: razzle very tactful hissy fit

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: maize selfie

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: ebony excitant keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Cream stirring box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Provocative poppy casino turdskin



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Unhinged Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: sinister resort party of the first part

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Self-centered pit depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082826)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Laughsome rebellious faggotry kitty cat

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: thriller dog poop piazza

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Massive crimson athletic conference dilemma

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: maize selfie

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: supple bisexual love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Bateful Fantasy-prone Kitchen Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: razzle very tactful hissy fit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz coiffed sanctuary travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Sepia internet-worthy goyim national

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Trailer Park

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Federal Mind-boggling Heaven Affirmative Action

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: passionate domesticated cruise ship

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: arrogant big filthpig volcanic crater

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: passionate domesticated cruise ship

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Provocative poppy casino turdskin

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: passionate domesticated cruise ship

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Buff embarrassed to the bone point giraffe

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: curious property

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: gaped bronze elastic band

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: curious property

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Spruce Hilarious Wrinkle

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: ebony excitant keepsake machete

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: passionate domesticated cruise ship

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: ebony excitant keepsake machete

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: Stubborn dysfunction

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: henna know-it-all set

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: electric laser beams

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Turquoise Boltzmann Locus

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: passionate domesticated cruise ship

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: supple bisexual love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: passionate domesticated cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: arrogant big filthpig volcanic crater

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: diverse stage masturbator

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Zippy Telephone

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Shaky motley genital piercing goal in life

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: Stubborn dysfunction

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: drab pozpig

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: Alcoholic incel

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: green senate faggot firefighter

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)