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Arousing idea he suggested
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curious twinkling business firm
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brilliant charismatic newt alpha
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Duck-like Overrated Azn Piazza
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
Aggressive famous landscape painting
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Aggressive famous landscape painting
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genesis 38:9
frisky vivacious pistol rigor
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
brilliant charismatic newt alpha
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frisky vivacious pistol rigor
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Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
appetizing step-uncle's house
  04/13/18
valley girl?
brilliant charismatic newt alpha
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
Outnumbered Cerebral Field Athletic Conference
  02/18/18
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Pearl supple parlour
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
motley lilac shrine friendly grandma
  02/18/18
Titcr
180 electric furnace
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Outnumbered Cerebral Field Athletic Conference
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
buck-toothed cobalt range tank
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
Bespoke hell marketing idea
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
buck-toothed cobalt range tank
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soul-stirring frozen senate travel guidebook
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Vermilion sweet tailpipe filthpig
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avocado orchestra pit
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
Vermilion sweet tailpipe filthpig
  04/10/18
subtle
lavender glittery lay regret
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Comical Cordovan Stage Ratface
  06/04/18
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Swollen splenetic rehab
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coiffed site
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avocado orchestra pit
  10/09/20
only this
Unhinged racy tanning salon
  04/13/18
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lascivious citrine juggernaut
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
tripping contagious church
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
topaz space shitlib
  02/18/18
(Julia)
Painfully honest coldplay fan cruise ship
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
lavender glittery lay regret
  02/18/18
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Outnumbered Cerebral Field Athletic Conference
  03/01/20
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plum dashing hominid windowlicker
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
Vermilion sweet tailpipe filthpig
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trip bronze really tough guy gunner
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
Slap-happy Forum Ceo
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Nubile Water Buffalo Brethren
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
Nubile Water Buffalo Brethren
  10/09/20
Where the Wild Things Are
Offensive chest-beating headpube
  04/10/18
The Rainbow Fish
house-broken adventurous weed whacker abode
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lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
pungent ape
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
house-broken adventurous weed whacker abode
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
coiffed site
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
house-broken adventurous weed whacker abode
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
Ungodly fuchsia casino
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Frog and Toad sorry Libs
Disrespectful Jap
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
appetizing step-uncle's house
  04/13/18
Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
Disrespectful Jap
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Runaway Bunny
razzle burgundy native nowag
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Faggots by Larry Kramer
Comical Cordovan Stage Ratface
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
house-broken adventurous weed whacker abode
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
Comical Cordovan Stage Ratface
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
Histrionic pontificating hospital
  06/05/18
tell your kids about jmaw
purple laser beams
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
Marvelous Dead Trump Supporter Useless Brakes
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
sticky locale kitty
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my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
house-broken adventurous weed whacker abode
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Outnumbered Cerebral Field Athletic Conference
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house-broken adventurous weed whacker abode
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The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
pungent ape
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Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
Henna philosopher-king clown
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I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
sable generalized bond kitty cat
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my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
rose karate
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Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
Histrionic pontificating hospital
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The Jack Tales
impertinent theater stage
  10/09/20
The Snake
curious twinkling business firm
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Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
Floppy Cyan Center Trust Fund
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Arousing idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432344)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: curious twinkling business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432348)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: brilliant charismatic newt alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432457)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Duck-like Overrated Azn Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434342)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Aggressive famous landscape painting

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Aggressive famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: frisky vivacious pistol rigor

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: brilliant charismatic newt alpha

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: frisky vivacious pistol rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: appetizing step-uncle's house

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: brilliant charismatic newt alpha

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Outnumbered Cerebral Field Athletic Conference

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Pearl supple parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432792)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: motley lilac shrine friendly grandma

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: 180 electric furnace

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433723)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Outnumbered Cerebral Field Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: buck-toothed cobalt range tank

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Bespoke hell marketing idea

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: buck-toothed cobalt range tank

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring frozen senate travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812177)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Vermilion sweet tailpipe filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: avocado orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082849)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Vermilion sweet tailpipe filthpig

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: lavender glittery lay regret

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Comical Cordovan Stage Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Swollen splenetic rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: coiffed site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: avocado orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Unhinged racy tanning salon

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: lascivious citrine juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082826)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: tripping contagious church

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: topaz space shitlib

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Painfully honest coldplay fan cruise ship

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: lavender glittery lay regret

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered Cerebral Field Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: plum dashing hominid windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Vermilion sweet tailpipe filthpig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: trip bronze really tough guy gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Slap-happy Forum Ceo

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Nubile Water Buffalo Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Nubile Water Buffalo Brethren

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Offensive chest-beating headpube

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: house-broken adventurous weed whacker abode

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: pungent ape

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: house-broken adventurous weed whacker abode

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: coiffed site

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: house-broken adventurous weed whacker abode

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Ungodly fuchsia casino

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: appetizing step-uncle's house

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: razzle burgundy native nowag

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Comical Cordovan Stage Ratface

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: house-broken adventurous weed whacker abode

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Comical Cordovan Stage Ratface

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: Histrionic pontificating hospital

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: purple laser beams

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Marvelous Dead Trump Supporter Useless Brakes

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: sticky locale kitty

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: house-broken adventurous weed whacker abode

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Outnumbered Cerebral Field Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: house-broken adventurous weed whacker abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: pungent ape

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Henna philosopher-king clown

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: sable generalized bond kitty cat

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: rose karate

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: Histrionic pontificating hospital

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: impertinent theater stage

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: curious twinkling business firm

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Floppy Cyan Center Trust Fund

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)