First date: dinner at place he suggested (slightly expensive, but nothing outrageous.) I ask if we're having dinner or just appetizers, he states he's hungry, we're having dinner. I order wine and an entree.

Boring as shit convo. He goes on forever about his political opinions. Never asks about my views, what I enjoy doing, things we might do together.

Finally, by dessert time, he opens up and gets down to business. "So what do you mean you're open minded, as per your Tinder profile"? He asks.

I don't exactly know how to spell this out for him. I tell him I'm open to trying new things. Not sure at what point the convo goes on a tangent and he starts to spill the beans.

He starts talking about how much he likes nudist beaches, and how he likes to see naked women. Then he talks some more and I cant fully understand, but he ends with "I'm not really promiscuous" that's all I gathered from his rant.

He then states how much he likes sex, and says he does "feel the chemistry", then adds: if you feel like it, we could go play a little tonight?

At this point I recall his Tinder description: "I'm not looking for casual sex" but I don't say a word because the bill hasnt been paid. I tell him I think it's a little fast to move to that, feeling like he's slightly retarded and I just wasted 3 hours of my precious time.

Then he says: I know it's all about chemistry, so how are we doing thus far?

I reply that things are going well, knowing full well this is the first and last time we will meet.

The bill comes, he pays and then we leave.

I say goodbye and promise to stay in touch. He thinks he'll score on 2nd date. I lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897081&forum_id=2#35433733)

How retarded do you think this guy was? Asking to fuck on first date with zero chemistry on my side, like I'm an irl escort--after writing on his profile that he wasn't looking for casual sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897081&forum_id=2#35433819)