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what is with bort's bizarre fixation with jim kelly?

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Exhilarant shivering step-uncle's house
  02/19/18
he's the personification of AGWWG, which makes NOWAGS enrage...
Peach Contagious Indian Lodge Keepsake Machete
  02/19/18
cq
Crimson hell
  02/19/18
My favorite poaster
bistre institution wrinkle
  02/19/18
Because he married a FOB who is OLDER.
Twinkling native pocket flask
  02/19/18
NOWAG pumos behaving like diseased bats
Aphrodisiac juggernaut
  02/19/18
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Peach Contagious Indian Lodge Keepsake Machete
  02/19/18
basically if you could boil down GC into an advertisement an...
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  02/19/18
Shit! I must have missed Jim Kelly's poast about his garage
Purple cracking plaza nibblets
  02/19/18
You're a weird little guy.
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I'm not Academia, idiot. How is being unemployed and livi...
Jade public bath stock car
  02/19/18
Really? That's incredibly odd considering how Academia asked...
stirring ladyboy casino
  02/19/18
180 I hope you're able to stick it to academia, whatever his...
Vigorous violet pozpig dragon
  02/19/18
Surely it isn't Diego Schwartzman.
stirring ladyboy casino
  02/19/18
boner police, please don't break the law of the land, this i...
Beady-eyed Filthy Mexican
  02/19/18
he's a HOF QB and went to a few Super Bowls
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  02/19/18
Anyone who is somewhat open about the nitty gritty of their ...
Glittery effete quadroon
  02/19/18
“Nobody knows exactly why this is the case.“ some psychos...
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If you don’t see how the two sides are connected then you’re...
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  02/22/18
From my SHTICK post: "jim_kelly: Silicon Valley transac...
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  02/19/18
bros it's very simple Most of XO consists of people who h...
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  02/19/18
Bc it's funny as fuck to imagine his fob wife (who kept her ...
Rose Principal's Office Therapy
  02/22/18
loled
Exhilarant shivering step-uncle's house
  02/22/18
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  02/22/18
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/kids-interruption-fathers-li...
Exhilarant shivering step-uncle's house
  02/22/18
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Glittery effete quadroon
  02/22/18
Tbf, he deserves to be mocked for being a vegetarian
Dashing codepig
  02/22/18
*sets down my Tofu Pups WFH lunch to reply*
Crimson hell
  02/22/18
get a room, you two!
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pancake asses and tofu buns: the jim kelly story
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he's doing great
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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant shivering step-uncle's house



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Peach Contagious Indian Lodge Keepsake Machete

he's the personification of AGWWG, which makes NOWAGS enraged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35439918)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Crimson hell

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440116)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: bistre institution wrinkle

My favorite poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440121)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Twinkling native pocket flask

Because he married a FOB who is OLDER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440132)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac juggernaut

NOWAG pumos behaving like diseased bats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440162)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Peach Contagious Indian Lodge Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440195)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: stirring ladyboy casino

basically if you could boil down GC into an advertisement and show it to an xo poaster at 18 he'd think it's a fantasy and if you were to show it to the same poaster at 30 he'd think it's a horror comedy and that's why jim kelly is so loved and despised

also, 40 people use this website and the content is so dogshit that a skinnyfat lawyer talking about soy milk, his garage, and his asian wife is something people will pay attention to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440185)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Purple cracking plaza nibblets

Shit! I must have missed Jim Kelly's poast about his garage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440203)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Jade public bath stock car

You're a weird little guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440206)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: stirring ladyboy casino

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440220)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Jade public bath stock car

I'm not Academia, idiot.

How is being unemployed and living at home with your parents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440240)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: stirring ladyboy casino

Really? That's incredibly odd considering how Academia asked me in tiny chat the other night what my moniker was and if I had made a certain thread and then you came up with a catty little reply in that exact thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440266)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Vigorous violet pozpig dragon

180 I hope you're able to stick it to academia, whatever his current moniker is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440281)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: stirring ladyboy casino

Surely it isn't Diego Schwartzman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440287)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Filthy Mexican

boner police, please don't break the law of the land, this is bannable shit right here, just stop

Diego isn't Academia, btw, you threatened to out him in another thread the other day then deleted it and I only remember because it was strange to see you accuse Diego of being Academia

but please stop with the teasing-outting stuff you're doing, it's very unlike you, and if anyone were posting your IRL info they'd be banned too

and no I am not academia, but I lurk around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440760)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: bespoke curious patrolman knife

he's a HOF QB and went to a few Super Bowls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440198)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Glittery effete quadroon

Anyone who is somewhat open about the nitty gritty of their personal lives will become a target of ridicule and eventually anger, unless they capitulate and are then deemed 'pwned.'

Nobody knows exactly why this is the case. Only a handful of long-time posters have escaped it and they still have their foils. Earl and diesel have a few relentless critics no matter what they do. Even an almost universally beloved and unique figure like beckerstead has a few people who ardently insist that he's human garbage. Jim Kelly has the toxic 'dork' label but I think his life outcome ultimately either hits too close to home or its far beyond the grasp of his critics who then lash out with bitterness when they smell contemntment. The fact that he seems content with a life that they can lazily characterize as ALL WRONG MOVES based on some hilariously contrived XO set of virtues causes them to push even harder.

It's typical of XO that few ever picked up on this guy's greatest vice: he's a hardcore 'glory days' sentimentalist who loves to hold forth on what a great young man he was and what a 180 red-blooded all-American young cunnus slayer he was. He would trip all over his chinos rushing into threads about high school poon and college antics despite borderline acknowledging that he's on the goober side of the spectrum. Then in the same stroke he professes sincere appreciation for his quiet GC grind of life with his mixed-race family. I believe him and there is absolutely nothing wrong with what this guy has set up for himself. A quiet life providing for your wife and kids is held out as the masculine ideal by this place but in reality XO won't tolerate it. But the tension between him drooling over youth and insisting he's as good as he can be as he approaches his 40s is the truly ripe ground for criticism.

But he married an Asian chick and lives in an expensive coastal area, so the pumos will thoughtlessly RAGE until he is broken. He's a broad target, plain and simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440398)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac juggernaut

“Nobody knows exactly why this is the case.“

some psychos actually do enjoy picking the wings off flies, some do just want to see the Earth burn

it only takes a small number of unrestrained psychos to ruin online communities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440464)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: Peach Contagious Indian Lodge Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440479)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Cerebral Rebellious Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440500)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: Crimson hell

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440513)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: pontificating really tough guy spot

If you don’t see how the two sides are connected then you’re retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440576)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: maroon heady prole stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463232)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: mustard swollen fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463347)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Marvelous flatulent set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35466274)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: Motley philosopher-king pit

From my SHTICK post: "jim_kelly: Silicon Valley transactional lawyer who, not-surprisingly, is an East Coast transplant. Constantly reminding us of the ephemeral nature of life and importance of family in 92.7 The Fear threads. Other heartfelt topics of interest include his breakup with his fiance and relationship with his father. Has an Asian wife, which is not something he should have said out loud in his place. NOT SHTICK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440549)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: anal duck-like field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440551)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: High-end odious roast beef blood rage

bros it's very simple

Most of XO consists of people who hate their lives and wish that they could go back to their prole home towns and marry prole women there. Why? Because this is the opposite of what they actually did, so in their minds it must be better.

Jim_kelly is somebody who left his prole hometown to work for GC in San Francisco, married another GC professional of a different race, and...is unapologetic about any of it. He routinely talks about how leaving Buffalo is not only defensible, but CR. In short, he does not hate himself, and XO hate him.

Similarly, six months from now I will be a bort villain for being a non-self hating Honda CR-V LX owner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440804)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: Rose Principal's Office Therapy

Bc it's funny as fuck to imagine his fob wife (who kept her name btw which doesn't bother him in the slightest) storming into the room and yelling JIM KERRY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463310)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant shivering step-uncle's house

loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463315)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Insecure lilac gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463623)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant shivering step-uncle's house

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/kids-interruption-fathers-live-tv-interview-viral-46066197

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463762)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: Glittery effete quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35465653)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Dashing codepig

Tbf, he deserves to be mocked for being a vegetarian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463498)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Crimson hell

*sets down my Tofu Pups WFH lunch to reply*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463561)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Peach Contagious Indian Lodge Keepsake Machete

get a room, you two!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463755)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Nighttime Vivacious National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463771)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: navy razzle-dazzle parlour generalized bond

pancake asses and tofu buns: the jim kelly story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463540)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: umber organic girlfriend

he's doing great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463568)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Startling Irradiated Parlor Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463758)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Insecure lilac gaming laptop



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35466287)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: titillating black woman house

it's because, fundamentally, JK is running his fingers through his wife's silky oriental pubes while we arm-flap autistically online in a socially-anxious rage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35466044)



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Date: February 23rd, 2018 3:34 AM
Author: Peach Contagious Indian Lodge Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35467864)