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what is with bort's bizarre fixation with jim kelly?

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Maroon beady-eyed property
  02/19/18
he's the personification of AGWWG, which makes NOWAGS enrage...
Mahogany Fortuitous Meteor
  02/19/18
cq
narrow-minded beta ape market
  02/19/18
My favorite poaster
cracking hyperactive tanning salon dingle berry
  02/19/18
Because he married a FOB who is OLDER.
Exciting sooty base mexican
  02/19/18
NOWAG pumos behaving like diseased bats
house-broken motley area
  02/19/18
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Mahogany Fortuitous Meteor
  02/19/18
basically if you could boil down GC into an advertisement an...
marvelous pea-brained space
  02/19/18
Shit! I must have missed Jim Kelly's poast about his garage
Boyish grizzly legend nibblets
  02/19/18
You're a weird little guy.
seedy opaque state
  02/19/18
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marvelous pea-brained space
  02/19/18
I'm not Academia, idiot. How is being unemployed and livi...
seedy opaque state
  02/19/18
Really? That's incredibly odd considering how Academia asked...
marvelous pea-brained space
  02/19/18
180 I hope you're able to stick it to academia, whatever his...
dashing striped hyena
  02/19/18
Surely it isn't Diego Schwartzman.
marvelous pea-brained space
  02/19/18
boner police, please don't break the law of the land, this i...
Mewling pearl generalized bond chapel
  02/19/18
he's a HOF QB and went to a few Super Bowls
well-lubricated candlestick maker
  02/19/18
Anyone who is somewhat open about the nitty gritty of their ...
sickened stain pervert
  02/19/18
“Nobody knows exactly why this is the case.“ some psychos...
house-broken motley area
  02/19/18
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Mahogany Fortuitous Meteor
  02/19/18
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citrine dysfunction
  02/19/18
wow
narrow-minded beta ape market
  02/19/18
If you don’t see how the two sides are connected then you’re...
Sexy mauve den cuckold
  02/19/18
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Vigorous mediation national
  02/22/18
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Honey-headed factory reset button
  02/22/18
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translucent galvanic volcanic crater gas station
  02/22/18
From my SHTICK post: "jim_kelly: Silicon Valley transac...
primrose idiot
  02/19/18
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Rambunctious Parlor Famous Landscape Painting
  02/19/18
bros it's very simple Most of XO consists of people who h...
Vivacious Nursing Home
  02/19/18
Bc it's funny as fuck to imagine his fob wife (who kept her ...
haunting blood rage stage
  02/22/18
loled
Maroon beady-eyed property
  02/22/18
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Orchid passionate milk feces
  02/22/18
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/kids-interruption-fathers-li...
Maroon beady-eyed property
  02/22/18
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sickened stain pervert
  02/22/18
Tbf, he deserves to be mocked for being a vegetarian
excitant public bath
  02/22/18
*sets down my Tofu Pups WFH lunch to reply*
narrow-minded beta ape market
  02/22/18
get a room, you two!
Mahogany Fortuitous Meteor
  02/22/18
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Alcoholic Pit
  02/22/18
pancake asses and tofu buns: the jim kelly story
wonderful lodge electric furnace
  02/22/18
he's doing great
topaz double fault
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gaped bearded incel rehab
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Orchid passionate milk feces
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house-broken motley area
  02/22/18
it's because, fundamentally, JK is running his fingers throu...
slippery temple
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Mahogany Fortuitous Meteor
  02/23/18


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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Maroon beady-eyed property



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Mahogany Fortuitous Meteor

he's the personification of AGWWG, which makes NOWAGS enraged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35439918)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: narrow-minded beta ape market

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440116)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: cracking hyperactive tanning salon dingle berry

My favorite poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440121)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Exciting sooty base mexican

Because he married a FOB who is OLDER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440132)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: house-broken motley area

NOWAG pumos behaving like diseased bats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440162)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Mahogany Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440195)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: marvelous pea-brained space

basically if you could boil down GC into an advertisement and show it to an xo poaster at 18 he'd think it's a fantasy and if you were to show it to the same poaster at 30 he'd think it's a horror comedy and that's why jim kelly is so loved and despised

also, 40 people use this website and the content is so dogshit that a skinnyfat lawyer talking about soy milk, his garage, and his asian wife is something people will pay attention to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440185)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Boyish grizzly legend nibblets

Shit! I must have missed Jim Kelly's poast about his garage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440203)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: seedy opaque state

You're a weird little guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440206)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: marvelous pea-brained space

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440220)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: seedy opaque state

I'm not Academia, idiot.

How is being unemployed and living at home with your parents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440240)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: marvelous pea-brained space

Really? That's incredibly odd considering how Academia asked me in tiny chat the other night what my moniker was and if I had made a certain thread and then you came up with a catty little reply in that exact thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440266)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: dashing striped hyena

180 I hope you're able to stick it to academia, whatever his current moniker is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440281)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: marvelous pea-brained space

Surely it isn't Diego Schwartzman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440287)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Mewling pearl generalized bond chapel

boner police, please don't break the law of the land, this is bannable shit right here, just stop

Diego isn't Academia, btw, you threatened to out him in another thread the other day then deleted it and I only remember because it was strange to see you accuse Diego of being Academia

but please stop with the teasing-outting stuff you're doing, it's very unlike you, and if anyone were posting your IRL info they'd be banned too

and no I am not academia, but I lurk around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440760)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated candlestick maker

he's a HOF QB and went to a few Super Bowls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440198)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: sickened stain pervert

Anyone who is somewhat open about the nitty gritty of their personal lives will become a target of ridicule and eventually anger, unless they capitulate and are then deemed 'pwned.'

Nobody knows exactly why this is the case. Only a handful of long-time posters have escaped it and they still have their foils. Earl and diesel have a few relentless critics no matter what they do. Even an almost universally beloved and unique figure like beckerstead has a few people who ardently insist that he's human garbage. Jim Kelly has the toxic 'dork' label but I think his life outcome ultimately either hits too close to home or its far beyond the grasp of his critics who then lash out with bitterness when they smell contemntment. The fact that he seems content with a life that they can lazily characterize as ALL WRONG MOVES based on some hilariously contrived XO set of virtues causes them to push even harder.

It's typical of XO that few ever picked up on this guy's greatest vice: he's a hardcore 'glory days' sentimentalist who loves to hold forth on what a great young man he was and what a 180 red-blooded all-American young cunnus slayer he was. He would trip all over his chinos rushing into threads about high school poon and college antics despite borderline acknowledging that he's on the goober side of the spectrum. Then in the same stroke he professes sincere appreciation for his quiet GC grind of life with his mixed-race family. I believe him and there is absolutely nothing wrong with what this guy has set up for himself. A quiet life providing for your wife and kids is held out as the masculine ideal by this place but in reality XO won't tolerate it. But the tension between him drooling over youth and insisting he's as good as he can be as he approaches his 40s is the truly ripe ground for criticism.

But he married an Asian chick and lives in an expensive coastal area, so the pumos will thoughtlessly RAGE until he is broken. He's a broad target, plain and simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440398)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: house-broken motley area

“Nobody knows exactly why this is the case.“

some psychos actually do enjoy picking the wings off flies, some do just want to see the Earth burn

it only takes a small number of unrestrained psychos to ruin online communities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440464)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: Mahogany Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440479)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: citrine dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440500)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: narrow-minded beta ape market

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440513)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: Sexy mauve den cuckold

If you don’t see how the two sides are connected then you’re retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440576)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: Vigorous mediation national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463232)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Honey-headed factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463347)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: translucent galvanic volcanic crater gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35466274)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: primrose idiot

From my SHTICK post: "jim_kelly: Silicon Valley transactional lawyer who, not-surprisingly, is an East Coast transplant. Constantly reminding us of the ephemeral nature of life and importance of family in 92.7 The Fear threads. Other heartfelt topics of interest include his breakup with his fiance and relationship with his father. Has an Asian wife, which is not something he should have said out loud in his place. NOT SHTICK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440549)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: Rambunctious Parlor Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440551)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Vivacious Nursing Home

bros it's very simple

Most of XO consists of people who hate their lives and wish that they could go back to their prole home towns and marry prole women there. Why? Because this is the opposite of what they actually did, so in their minds it must be better.

Jim_kelly is somebody who left his prole hometown to work for GC in San Francisco, married another GC professional of a different race, and...is unapologetic about any of it. He routinely talks about how leaving Buffalo is not only defensible, but CR. In short, he does not hate himself, and XO hate him.

Similarly, six months from now I will be a bort villain for being a non-self hating Honda CR-V LX owner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35440804)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: haunting blood rage stage

Bc it's funny as fuck to imagine his fob wife (who kept her name btw which doesn't bother him in the slightest) storming into the room and yelling JIM KERRY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463310)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: Maroon beady-eyed property

loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463315)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Orchid passionate milk feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463623)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Maroon beady-eyed property

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/kids-interruption-fathers-live-tv-interview-viral-46066197

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463762)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: sickened stain pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35465653)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: excitant public bath

Tbf, he deserves to be mocked for being a vegetarian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463498)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: narrow-minded beta ape market

*sets down my Tofu Pups WFH lunch to reply*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463561)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Mahogany Fortuitous Meteor

get a room, you two!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463755)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463771)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: wonderful lodge electric furnace

pancake asses and tofu buns: the jim kelly story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463540)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: topaz double fault

he's doing great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463568)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: gaped bearded incel rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463758)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Orchid passionate milk feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35463770)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: house-broken motley area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35466287)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: slippery temple

it's because, fundamentally, JK is running his fingers through his wife's silky oriental pubes while we arm-flap autistically online in a socially-anxious rage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35466044)



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Date: February 23rd, 2018 3:34 AM
Author: Mahogany Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897864&forum_id=2#35467864)