Ur grandfather grinning at d-day landing, imagining u in ur new 2018 CR-V
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Date: February 21st, 2018 10:12 AM Author: diverse maize becky
Real talk though: my grandfather, who served in WWII, would be amazed at the 2018 Honda CR-V.
The most prestigious Allied vehicle on the Western Front was the M4 Sherman tank. It was a lumbering, 40 ton oaf of a vehicle. It got less than 1 mile per gallon and had a top speed of 30 mph. Wanted to store things? Too bad - the interior was entirely taken up by engines, equipment, and ammunition.
In contrast, the 2018 Honda CR-V has a spacious interior with a best in class 39.2 square feet of cargo space, which by folding down the rear seats can be increased to an absurd 75.8 square feet, enough to comfortably transport a queen size mattress. My grandfather would be amazed that by hitting the "Econ" button I could increase the CR-V's fuel efficiency to an astonishing 34 miles per gallon, unheard of in his day. A 5-person WWII tank crew could ride comfortably in the 2018 CR-V, with a luxurious amount of leg room: best in class for 2018 compact SUVs, and almost excessive by 1945 standards.
Weighing only 3500 pounds, the 2018 Honda CR-V can run circles around the Sherman tank and offers four airbags. My grandfather and his army buddies would gaze with wonderment at the electric parking break which requires no upper body strength to operate.
Finally, they would ask me how much I paid for this amazing machine. I would blow their minds by saying that it costs half of what a Sherman tank did, BEFORE accounting for inflation. The $24,150 MSRP is the equivalent of just $1,734.
And then I'd use a USB cable to connect my phone to the sound system and play some Wu Tang. And gramps, myself, and his army buddies would roll through town.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898960&forum_id=2#35451420) |
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