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Easiest Corporate jobs while making six figures
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
140K in Milwaukee is a lot different than in LA, tell us abo...
shimmering locus
  02/20/18
good question. COL isn't good, as i work in a hedge fund in ...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
bonus average? could make your take home a lot diff
shimmering locus
  02/20/18
last year bonus was shit. around 5k. but i hear this year wi...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
LOL 140K salary and 5K bonus? Your getting fired.
Disrespectful hall
  07/11/19
big4 accounting needs long hours though
buff forum friendly grandma
  02/20/18
although I don't know much about accounting, I knew many dud...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
You literally only need to know how to do a vloopup to make ...
Cracking mauve scourge upon the earth
  02/20/18
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primrose balding parlor
  02/20/18
They will suck your dick if you know R.
Cracking mauve scourge upon the earth
  02/20/18
This really isn't an exaggeration. Even in inhouse legal dep...
Cracking mauve scourge upon the earth
  02/20/18
How to cop? I know excel sas R and sql
indecent aphrodisiac parlour
  02/20/18
yeah, this proves my point. Those liberal science shit heads...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
haha. this is kind of true. There were part time contract em...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
If you walk into any firm that is 20+ years old and scrutini...
Deep insecure school cafeteria jew
  02/21/18
Lol at an mba for an intellectual challenge or for rigor. Yo...
indecent aphrodisiac parlour
  02/20/18
this OP is so full of reddit tells i wanted to puke after re...
arousing slate weed whacker lodge
  02/20/18
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indecent aphrodisiac parlour
  02/20/18
not just for intellectual challenge. I am looking for better...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
(Jjc)
indecent aphrodisiac parlour
  02/20/18
mentally ill fucktards still poast here. it's been a while.
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
idk why these guys are flaming you for being honest. what yo...
Purple heady ticket booth roommate
  02/20/18
yeah, you may be right. I've always lacked that creative ang...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
MBAs are for gaining access to a higher level of the corpora...
Angry voyeur corner
  02/21/18
Expensive but not NYC city, 170K income, automatic 10% 401K ...
razzle aggressive lettuce corn cake
  02/20/18
MBAs are flame. You will be doing the same shit after the MB...
Cracking mauve scourge upon the earth
  02/20/18
Lol cr
indecent aphrodisiac parlour
  02/20/18
MBA doesn't develop any skill. It seems like a relic at this...
Bright hairless brunch therapy
  02/20/18
law students don't get to shit on mba's. Just look at your s...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
The only people more fucked than lawyers are MBA grads.
Cracking mauve scourge upon the earth
  02/20/18
mba = less debt, more interesting job options. lawyer = back...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
Cr
Disrespectful hall
  07/11/19
sounds awful tbh. I'm lazy and fell ass-backwards into somet...
Bright hairless brunch therapy
  02/20/18
yeah it is. But it is better than being unemployed, or worki...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
jfc please go back to reddit you autistic, barely literate g...
arousing slate weed whacker lodge
  02/20/18
sorry, not even sure what jfc is. and what is gook? I am a R...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
alright fuck me good job
arousing slate weed whacker lodge
  02/20/18
yeah.. fuck off now already. you added zero value here.
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
Lol sounds like you don't even need to go to business school...
indecent aphrodisiac parlour
  02/20/18
i probably won't. I am still applying for the hell of it.
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
i heard its a really good place to make friends
arousing slate weed whacker lodge
  02/20/18
have plenty of friends already. hey, don't poast here all th...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
Are you this autistic irl?
indecent aphrodisiac parlour
  02/20/18
there's no way this guy isnt trolling us
arousing slate weed whacker lodge
  02/20/18
I enjoy talking to shit law, tier 3 law grads. hey, it makes...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
HEY GUYS HEY
indecent aphrodisiac parlour
  02/20/18
sup bros alpha back office asian bro here move out of the wa...
arousing slate weed whacker lodge
  02/20/18
wow. tier 3 law grad calling a Russian Jew an asian
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
i bet you get tons of pussy dude
arousing slate weed whacker lodge
  02/20/18
i think getting women is the least of concern for you, my ma...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
im in IB you illiterate back office wog
arousing slate weed whacker lodge
  02/20/18
haha. nice. better compensate for that shit tier 3 law degre...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
are those the only options?
Bright hairless brunch therapy
  02/20/18
federal contractor
frum black woman
  02/20/18
Coordinator, Insufficient Amount of Rice Boiling
indecent aphrodisiac parlour
  02/20/18
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arousing slate weed whacker lodge
  02/20/18
Excel jockey work at that comp is great if 9-5 and no shitbo...
primrose balding parlor
  02/20/18
yeah, not complaining bro.
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
Sounds awesome. I'd ask about copping because I can do some ...
Mentally Impaired Cerebral Base Fat Ankles
  02/20/18
hey man, getting into data analytics at back office finance/...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
I did see a comment on Reddit (lol I know) where someone sai...
Mentally Impaired Cerebral Base Fat Ankles
  02/20/18
yup, as with anything, it's a numbers game. if you have some...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
how do i go from federal contracting to this? is it as simpl...
frum black woman
  02/20/18
yeah. I'd start reaching out to recruiters on linkedin. TONS...
Aquamarine Exciting Spot
  02/20/18
i already make 80k. should i just say i have "years&quo...
frum black woman
  02/20/18
you can't lie about where you worked, but feel free to sugar...
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  02/20/18
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  02/20/18
inhouse so long as it isnt tech or finance
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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot
Subject: Easiest Corporate jobs while making six figures

I went tier 3 business tech consulting -> F500 Data analytics -> back office at a hedge fund, doing 'data analytics', which is glorified excel / sql monkey work. I honestly feel that doing my job is intellectually less challenging than learning 7th grade algebra.

The thing is, all the jobs prior to this position, have also been ridiculously mind numbing bitch work. Yet, they're paying me pretty good money..

My pay: 140k base, year end bonus, good 401k match, etc. 7-8 years work experience.

I say that for mediocre students with middling skills and intellect, one great way to make decent money without much hassle or trouble is to do back office work. Such as tech consulting (Accenture, etc) or even accounting at big4 would lead you to six figures with some work experience.

As for me, I am planning on going for mba. Just got my gmat score. (above 700) My reason for wanting to do MBA? Because I feel like my brain is rotting away and I believe I am capable of accomplishing more. I have this burning desire to get the fuck out of back office non sense.

AMA - about this career trajectory, how to get in, or whatever. happy to answer any questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449307)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: shimmering locus

140K in Milwaukee is a lot different than in LA, tell us about your COL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449316)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

good question. COL isn't good, as i work in a hedge fund in nyc metro area. yes, I've been getting raped by rent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449325)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: shimmering locus

bonus average? could make your take home a lot diff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449329)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

last year bonus was shit. around 5k. but i hear this year will be better. but based on the contributions, can't complain too much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449405)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 8:04 PM
Author: Disrespectful hall

LOL 140K salary and 5K bonus? Your getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#38517431)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: buff forum friendly grandma

big4 accounting needs long hours though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449321)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

although I don't know much about accounting, I knew many dudes that worked in big4 accounting. after 3-4 years of grind, they exit into corp finance at mid to large cap companies. They work 40-50 hours a week, for 80k+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449346)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Cracking mauve scourge upon the earth

You literally only need to know how to do a vloopup to make 100k+ at a bank. If you know SQL you are like a god. Lawyers dont even know Excel. In my new role I had to learn it because I manage a lot of non attorneys. There are still fucktons of people whose entire job function could be replaced with a single fucking macro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449338)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: primrose balding parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449343)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Cracking mauve scourge upon the earth

They will suck your dick if you know R.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449355)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: Cracking mauve scourge upon the earth

This really isn't an exaggeration. Even in inhouse legal departments they run insane amounts of metrics and the data guy makes more than the fucking deal attorney. Of course there are 100 lawyers and 1 data guy but that data guy basically works 4 hours a month for his $300k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449403)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: indecent aphrodisiac parlour

How to cop? I know excel sas R and sql

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449424)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

yeah, this proves my point. Those liberal science shit heads going to law school because they can't get jobs are doing things wrong.

just go into back office if making good money is your only and primary goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449435)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

haha. this is kind of true. There were part time contract employees straight out of school in our operations back office department. after 6 months, they converted into full time employee. no skills. liberal arts undergrad from shit colleges.

their starting pay? 80k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449482)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 2:24 AM
Author: Deep insecure school cafeteria jew

If you walk into any firm that is 20+ years old and scrutinize the entire operation, you will be shocked at how much opportunity for cost savings and automation there is. I think something like 90% of the current white collar workforce in the United States is redundant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35450694)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: indecent aphrodisiac parlour

Lol at an mba for an intellectual challenge or for rigor. You sound like an utter penis and likely asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449341)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: arousing slate weed whacker lodge

this OP is so full of reddit tells i wanted to puke after reading it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449356)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:32 PM
Author: indecent aphrodisiac parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449380)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:32 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

not just for intellectual challenge. I am looking for better 'quality' of work - not just cleaning up dataset and doing bitch work for no meaning. I want to work on projects that have some consequential value to a corporate, from financial or strategy standpoint. a top MBA would enable access to MBB consulting or Ibanking at top tier firms.

but hey, I am more ambitious than your average back office dickhead, who is likely to be entirely removed from an ounce of ambition from my personal experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449377)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: indecent aphrodisiac parlour

(Jjc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449386)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

mentally ill fucktards still poast here. it's been a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449411)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: Purple heady ticket booth roommate

idk why these guys are flaming you for being honest. what you're saying sounds totally normal for someone with some ambition

you ever considered working for yourself, or going into business with someone else? working for a small company? that kind of thing is by far the easiest and most fulfilling way to do what you want to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449442)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

yeah, you may be right. I've always lacked that creative angle. I am still re-assessing my life and career at this stage. Any input or feedbacks are appreciated, regarding small business ideas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449508)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 2:15 AM
Author: Angry voyeur corner

MBAs are for gaining access to a higher level of the corporate hierarchy not finding meaningful work. Spending two years mid career on intermediate business and economics coursework identifies you as a very grateful shiteater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35450666)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: razzle aggressive lettuce corn cake

Expensive but not NYC city, 170K income, automatic 10% 401K contribution

JD, 5 years of experience, practiced law for 6 months and got laid off, did nothing for 6 months, then started at the rock fucking bottom of my current field

JD advantage job, after 4 years I got an offer that paid more and my current company BEAT that offer to keep me, which artificially increased my salary even more, so it's unusually high but the outcome has been nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449348)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Cracking mauve scourge upon the earth

MBAs are flame. You will be doing the same shit after the MBA and probably for the same money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449369)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:32 PM
Author: indecent aphrodisiac parlour

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449376)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:32 PM
Author: Bright hairless brunch therapy

MBA doesn't develop any skill. It seems like a relic at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449381)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

law students don't get to shit on mba's. Just look at your sorry ass careers as lawyers..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449462)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:41 PM
Author: Cracking mauve scourge upon the earth

The only people more fucked than lawyers are MBA grads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449470)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

mba = less debt, more interesting job options. lawyer = back office paper pusher. no chance to work with numbers ever. all you do is to proof read contracts..



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449491)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 8:06 PM
Author: Disrespectful hall

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#38517445)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Bright hairless brunch therapy

sounds awful tbh. I'm lazy and fell ass-backwards into something preferable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449373)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

yeah it is. But it is better than being unemployed, or working in food services. or working as a lawyer..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449393)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: arousing slate weed whacker lodge

jfc please go back to reddit you autistic, barely literate gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449412)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

sorry, not even sure what jfc is. and what is gook? I am a Russian Jew, does that count?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449448)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: arousing slate weed whacker lodge

alright fuck me

good job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449474)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

yeah.. fuck off now already. you added zero value here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449541)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: indecent aphrodisiac parlour

Lol sounds like you don't even need to go to business school!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449559)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

i probably won't. I am still applying for the hell of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449568)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: arousing slate weed whacker lodge

i heard its a really good place to make friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449581)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

have plenty of friends already. hey, don't poast here all the time unlike you guys..

this board used to have some talented people, the T14 law types. It's my first time poasting here in like 3-4 years. I see this board is now full of tier 3 law grads working shit law.

im enjoying this. keep em coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449604)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: indecent aphrodisiac parlour

Are you this autistic irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449617)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: arousing slate weed whacker lodge

there's no way this guy isnt trolling us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449623)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

I enjoy talking to shit law, tier 3 law grads. hey, it makes me feel like im less of a failure in life. True.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449627)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: indecent aphrodisiac parlour

HEY GUYS HEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449633)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: arousing slate weed whacker lodge

sup bros alpha back office asian bro here move out of the way bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449640)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

wow. tier 3 law grad calling a Russian Jew an asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449655)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: arousing slate weed whacker lodge

i bet you get tons of pussy dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449659)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

i think getting women is the least of concern for you, my man. working shitlaw after doing T3 law degree fucking up your brains, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449696)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: arousing slate weed whacker lodge

im in IB you illiterate back office wog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449705)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

haha. nice. better compensate for that shit tier 3 law degree somehow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449718)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: Bright hairless brunch therapy

are those the only options?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449419)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: frum black woman

federal contractor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449497)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: indecent aphrodisiac parlour

Coordinator, Insufficient Amount of Rice Boiling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449509)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: arousing slate weed whacker lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: primrose balding parlor

Excel jockey work at that comp is great if 9-5 and no shitbosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449521)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

yeah, not complaining bro.

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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Cerebral Base Fat Ankles

Sounds awesome. I'd ask about copping because I can do some of that but everyone has such utter faggot hiring processes I won't even bother. Nevertheless sincere congrats.

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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

hey man, getting into data analytics at back office finance/ back office consulting isn't very hard. much easier than going t14 law -> biglaw.

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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Cerebral Base Fat Ankles

I did see a comment on Reddit (lol I know) where someone said knowing MS Access well was enough for a data analyst job. That was encouraging. If I could just get away from places that emphasize "fit" so much that would be better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449710)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

yup, as with anything, it's a numbers game. if you have some decent understanding of relational databases, some basic stats knowledge, and strong interviewing skills, you should get something. it may take a while, but you will get it.

this job market is interesting - I've been turned down for jobs paying less than 100k, while sometimes getting offers over 130k, for equivalent positions requiring similar skillset, just at different companies. work on polishing your resume, get in touch with recruiters on linkedin, and see what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449745)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: frum black woman

how do i go from federal contracting to this? is it as simple as taking some advanced excel and sql courses, maybe building something and passing a "technical" interview somewhere?

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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

yeah. I'd start reaching out to recruiters on linkedin. TONS of data jobs out there nowadays. easily cop 75k+ gigs if you are any decent at interviewing. learn excel, sql, and python. you will get something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449681)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: frum black woman

i already make 80k. should i just say i have "years" experience doing more technical stuff?

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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine Exciting Spot

you can't lie about where you worked, but feel free to sugarcoat your resume within reason. say that you worked on xyz data project and helped your organization uncover certain actionable insights as a result of your work, etc. also helps to learn about the industry you are targeting - if you want to do data stuff for pharma for example, learn what's going on in pharma and recent technology trends that many firms are adopting and making profits out of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899044&forum_id=2#35449714)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:14 PM
Author: frum black woman

ty

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Date: February 21st, 2018 2:16 AM
Author: bipolar rusted sanctuary

inhouse so long as it isnt tech or finance

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Date: February 21st, 2018 2:23 AM
Author: gold crotch

best thing about my current job: have never once checked work email at home

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Date: February 21st, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Unholy marvelous point

any random director or higher role that's not actually in charge of managing a department.

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Date: February 21st, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: tripping claret theatre



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Date: February 21st, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Autistic exhilarant deer antler gaming laptop

Vice President of Business Development

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Date: July 11th, 2019 7:54 PM
Author: Provocative Site Fanboi



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Date: July 11th, 2019 8:01 PM
Author: Trip Associate Den

HR Director.

9 to 5 processing job applications, reviewing and saving performance reviews, collecting paperwork from new hires, playing diversity videos, and asking the legal department to do literally any of your hard work.

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Date: July 11th, 2019 9:25 PM
Author: Stirring box office blood rage

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Date: July 11th, 2019 8:11 PM
Author: Flirting bossy casino macaca

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