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Got In Fight w WT Makeup Girl re Fake Lashes On PDDJ For Wedding

never got around to telling xo this story... so, pddj had he...
canary kitty meetinghouse
  02/21/18
180 and the right thing to do. Mrs. Jim_Kelly did her own...
Stirring shrine
  02/21/18
Actually similar thing for the TW reception. Wife had to go...
Stirring shrine
  02/21/18
lol did your wife stand her ground? is taipei alien hook...
canary kitty meetinghouse
  02/21/18
She shook the makeup part off and did it herself but she sti...
Stirring shrine
  02/21/18
toxic flame @ "Her male cousins' wives" giant s...
canary kitty meetinghouse
  02/21/18
The one is really cute IRL - almost 40 but could pass for mi...
Stirring shrine
  02/21/18
https://youtu.be/et0JUCXw6aI?t=63
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  02/21/18
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Stirring shrine
  02/21/18
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canary kitty meetinghouse
  02/21/18
now, do women actually believe the makeup/wedding industry p...
canary kitty meetinghouse
  02/21/18
I don't know that many of them have their own sincere opinio...
Stirring shrine
  02/21/18
are the professional makeup artists that celebs use for awar...
canary kitty meetinghouse
  02/21/18
It must be what some of these women want, or what they've be...
Stirring shrine
  02/21/18
180 @ "alien hookers". so fucking true. maybe if t...
canary kitty meetinghouse
  02/21/18
Wait you fired her from the bride but still had her do the o...
high-end stage
  02/21/18
technically she straightened pddj's bangs and arranged the f...
canary kitty meetinghouse
  02/21/18
You bought something for her wedding attire then returned it...
high-end stage
  02/21/18
the shoes and earrings too. we would have returned the dress...
canary kitty meetinghouse
  02/21/18
Jesus Christ. Still, this is one of your better wedding ...
high-end stage
  02/21/18
l'chaim!
canary kitty meetinghouse
  02/21/18
something borrowed!
Comical insecure kitty cat casino
  02/21/18
Haha not bad
high-end stage
  02/21/18
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Comical insecure kitty cat casino
  02/21/18
lol'ing at that parenthetical
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  02/21/18
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Flatulent double fault
  02/21/18
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buck-toothed public bath multi-billionaire
  02/21/18
btw, good thing pddj bought into the TRIAL RUN wedding indus...
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  02/21/18
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canary kitty meetinghouse
  02/22/18
i like fake lashes on chicks
twinkling swollen indian lodge
  02/22/18
big surprise here
Comical insecure kitty cat casino
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canary kitty meetinghouse
  02/22/18
did she have concealer to cover all their tats, or did she h...
silver demanding turdskin potus
  02/22/18
ljl she doesnt have tats, and nor does her mom/sister. thank...
canary kitty meetinghouse
  02/22/18
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razzle tripping reading party
  02/22/18
you're a bad person
supple becky
  02/22/18
why?
canary kitty meetinghouse
  02/22/18
UPDATE: WT makeup lady did pddj's sister's wedding and talke...
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  03/12/18


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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse

never got around to telling xo this story... so, pddj had her trial run with the white trash are county hair & makeup girl on thursday afternoon before the wedding.

pddj's mom, sister and grandma were all sitting around in the parents' living room watching this charade unfold.

pddj's dad and i had went on an errand and we came back to the house and they were still working on pddj.

i saw pddj's face and fucking horrified at how she looked. she was wearing fake eyelashes. her face was CAKED in thick clumpy makeup. her eyes were all discolored like she got punched in the eye. the girl was working on her hair and doing that white trash look where part of the hair dangles in front.

pddj saw something was up with me and asked if i was okay. i said in front of all the goy'els and the makeup girl that she looks awful and doesn't look like herself at all.

all the goy'els and the makeup girl were horrified. i said what happened to your eyes. they all said they were fake eyelashes and that they make her look "beautiful."

i then went on an xo-style aspie rant in front of them all that this is the problem with the makeup industry, that more is better when less is more, and that this is a circle jerk (yes i used that word) where everyone is telling her how wonderful she looks even though they dont even believe it because nobody wants to be the odd one and speak out and be unconventional and say she looks like shit, and that the hairdo is white trash.

pddj's mom was fucking horrified at me, and the makeup chick was just shocked and didnt even know what the fuck to think.

pddj is very pokerfaced and just let the shitshow unravel between me and her mom. after the makeup girl left, i said i needed to speak to her privately.

she told me that she hated it too but she was afraid to say anything in front of all the goy'els and that she knows how to handle herself and she knows how to control the situation diplomatically unlike me. she said that she's gonna need to tell her mom that she doesnt want the makeup lady to do her makeup and that she'll just do it herself, and have her do a simple up-do for her hair.

after much fighting with her mom about how she NEEDS PROFESSIONAL MAKEUP and ITS BETTER FOR THE PICTURES and she NEEDS THAT BRIDAL LOOK (ljl at all this toxic wedding industry flame... she literally looked like an alien with this flame "wedding makeup", and many attractive girls do too), pddj held her guns.

she ended up doing her own makeup and looked awesome. she looks awesome in the pics just looking like herself without THAT BRIDAL LOOK toxic flame

i was over at the house on the wedding day when the makeup girl was doing all the girls' hair and makeup. she just kept giving me dirty looks the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455334)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Stirring shrine

180 and the right thing to do.

Mrs. Jim_Kelly did her own for our Buffalo reception. My SIL was INSISTING that Mrs. use her friend who does hair, makeup, fake tans, etc. We checked out the FB page for her makeup business back then and it's awful and as you describe: People look like alien hookers. Just horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455373)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Stirring shrine

Actually similar thing for the TW reception. Wife had to go to the mat with her aunt about this same sort of shit. I forgot all about this, which was probably healthy. Thanks...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455385)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse

lol did your wife stand her ground?

is taipei alien hooker makeup different than buffalo alien hooker makeup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455414)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: Stirring shrine

She shook the makeup part off and did it herself but she still had to wear this bizarre costume jewelry--like giant 10-ct "diamonds"--which looked cheap and ridiculous, but that's just the way it is and apparently everyone does it. Her aunt could not understand why she didn't want to do this stuff. It's a huge racket there where you rent multiple dresses, multiple sets of jewelry, have different hairdos throughout the night, etc. All in I think she did well -- did her own hair and makeup, no attendants to help throughout the night, but still wore multiple outfits and the cheap jewelry like she was supposed to.

I think it's even more extreme there with hair extensions, giant stuffed bras, etc. Her male cousins' wives look absolutely ridiculous in their wedding pics -- completely different than what they look like day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455522)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse

toxic flame @ "Her male cousins' wives"

giant stuffed bras? disgusting. go on... they have little petite azns wearing ironside-approved implants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455583)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Stirring shrine

The one is really cute IRL - almost 40 but could pass for mid-20s to my white eyes easily. Had 2 kids but looks no different than she used to. She's really skinny but wore this ridiculous stuffed bra or something like that --

had pornstar tits for the wedding. They got married in the US but had stuff flown in from TW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455669)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse

https://youtu.be/et0JUCXw6aI?t=63

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455691)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Stirring shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455701)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455720)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse

now, do women actually believe the makeup/wedding industry propaganda? did the goy'els genuinely and objectively think pddj looked great? do their pea brains conclude she looks great because she hired a professional makeup person therefore it must look great? do they realize she looks like an alien hooker but the alien hooker look is somehow beautiful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455438)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Stirring shrine

I don't know that many of them have their own sincere opinions about this; it's all the search for signals re: what top think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455497)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse

are the professional makeup artists that celebs use for awards shows a different breed than some white trash wedding makeup chick with good reviews on wedding wire? the classy celebs dont have that alien hooker look at the GGs and the oscars.

also, i think these girls who do both hair and makeup are probably good at neither. they seem like totally different skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455619)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Stirring shrine

It must be what some of these women want, or what they've been told to want. They often look like totally different people.

I think it's like photography: Tons of amateurs (particularly in are country) thinking "hey I can take pictures, I'll buy a DSLR and pay for it with one $2k wedding fee."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455681)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse

180 @ "alien hookers". so fucking true. maybe if the girl is fugly, she looks better as an alien hooker than herself. but the toxic flame that the makeup/wedding industry perpetuates just needs to be stopped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455406)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: high-end stage

Wait you fired her from the bride but still had her do the other girls? LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455381)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse

technically she straightened pddj's bangs and arranged the fancy pin in her hair (which we returned to nordstrom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455392)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: high-end stage

You bought something for her wedding attire then returned it? That's classless as fuck. Good job on the hair and makeup tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455405)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse

the shoes and earrings too. we would have returned the dress if we could find a dress store that took returns!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455408)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: high-end stage

Jesus Christ.

Still, this is one of your better wedding stories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455415)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse

l'chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455417)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Comical insecure kitty cat casino

something borrowed!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455413)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: high-end stage

Haha not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455419)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Comical insecure kitty cat casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455412)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: twinkling swollen indian lodge

lol'ing at that parenthetical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35462237)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35462361)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: Stirring shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455393)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Flatulent double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455402)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: buck-toothed public bath multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455410)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse

btw, good thing pddj bought into the TRIAL RUN wedding industry flame. if it werent for the thursday trial run, this would have happened on wedding day and it would have been too late and pddj would have been under too much pressure from her mom to rip off all the alien makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35455589)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35462131)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: twinkling swollen indian lodge

i like fake lashes on chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35462175)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Comical insecure kitty cat casino

big surprise here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35462270)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35462346)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: silver demanding turdskin potus

did she have concealer to cover all their tats, or did she have some studio magic to enhance them for the big day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35462196)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse

ljl she doesnt have tats, and nor does her mom/sister. thank god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35462350)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: razzle tripping reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35462230)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: supple becky

you're a bad person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35462262)



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Date: February 22nd, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35462358)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: canary kitty meetinghouse

UPDATE: WT makeup lady did pddj's sister's wedding and talked shit about me for pddj not being there because of shabbat. said she couldnt believe that pddj skipped her sister's wedding hair & makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3899822&forum_id=2#35589265)