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Excluding traffic stuff and drugs, what the last CRIME you committed?

No copyright stuff either. I am not talking about things tha...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
First degree murder
Abnormal Ocher Location Travel Guidebook
  02/25/18
How long did you premeditate?
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
bringing too much duty free back through customs without dec...
Pearl boyish newt
  02/25/18
LOL, good one. I recently flew with some marijuana products ...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
LOL I would NEVER travel with drugs
Pearl boyish newt
  02/25/18
I Have done this quite a bit lately, I agree it's terribly r...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
It is NOT worth it
Pearl boyish newt
  02/25/18
I doubt it would be that bad for just weed. What's going to ...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
I think (but am not sure) that transporting it on a plane ad...
Pearl boyish newt
  02/25/18
I am sure there are additional charges available. There is a...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
technically, its a federal crime. practically, the TSA has ...
Sinister haunting personal credit line
  02/25/18
XO's unhinged risk aversion remains strong. "You can...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
forget prison, the bar would come down on you like the wrath...
glittery buff property shitlib
  02/25/18
For a simple criminal charge? I never see people get in trou...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
...
topaz adventurous library
  02/25/18
I don't think it's illegal to transport a gun across state l...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
...
topaz adventurous library
  02/25/18
Cotdamn man get an uber next time.
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
...
topaz adventurous library
  02/25/18
Well, you know, make better decisions.
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
180
Stimulating new version knife
  02/25/18
Gay sex.
Hot school
  02/25/18
How tough are your state's sodomy laws?
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
Not declaring goods acquired abroad when re-entering the USA...
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  02/25/18
Bare anal and creampie with Latin tranny.
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  02/25/18
Count VII: 'Conspiracy to Commit Creampie'.
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
to wit, anally in another man
big-titted garrison private investor
  02/25/18
Bare? Damn, Daddy.
Bull Headed Point Police Squad
  02/25/18
shoplifting
Tan Laughsome Hissy Fit Corner
  02/25/18
Describe please. Why do you do it?
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
Took a few swigs of vodka while driving
talking regret school cafeteria
  02/25/18
Is that even a crime?
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
In most states, yeah https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...
talking regret school cafeteria
  02/25/18
So the crime was having the bottle open, not ingesting the v...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
Well no, the federal standard prohibits consumption as well ...
talking regret school cafeteria
  02/25/18
raped a guy
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  02/25/18
Yikes.
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
Massive speeding.
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  02/25/18
Traffic stuff.
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
...
topaz adventurous library
  02/25/18
STFU Agent Jenkins
Cheese-eating stag film
  02/25/18
If you have done nothing wrong then you have nothing to worr...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
(Guy who doesn’t understand the US criminal code)
Cheese-eating stag film
  02/25/18
Let's see some ID.
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
transmitted on a police radio frequency
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  02/25/18
This is interesting, tell more about it.
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
...
topaz adventurous library
  02/25/18
rape
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  02/25/18
Ok?
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
what's your question
provocative soggy gay wizard gas station
  02/25/18
Why did you do it?
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
couldnt help it, when i saw her i couldn't peel my eyes away...
provocative soggy gay wizard gas station
  02/25/18
Seems like you are waffling as to whether you committed a fu...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
I do a lot of trespassing and sometimes I let the dog pee wh...
Cowardly Range Mexican
  02/25/18
You guys seem like the type who only pick up you dog's shit ...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
Quite the opposite actually. TMF is the sort to pick up in t...
Cowardly Range Mexican
  02/25/18
i regularly shoplift for fun and i probably have like 300 co...
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  02/25/18
What is the last thing you stole?
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
easily those tiny bedhead or american crew $15 pomades on pr...
Soul-stirring crystalline university
  02/25/18
When I was a kid I stole some shoelaces on principle because...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
This thread is fucking funny.
Angry idiotic box office
  02/25/18
Bringing back to the US some piece of some old protected sit...
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  02/25/18
shabu from blackhawk down somalia?
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  02/25/18
Talked about NFL games with this board without the consent o...
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  02/25/18
...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
*written consent
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  02/25/18
guacamole trick
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  02/25/18
only thought crimes. i like to stay on the right side of th...
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  02/25/18
You can probably think of something. Most places it's illega...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
Billing fraud.
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  02/25/18
Jew overlords made you do it though.
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  02/25/18
Hate speech thoughts
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  02/25/18
I think some shitlibs secretly resent strong freedom of spee...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
"secretly" LOLOL good job Sherlock
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Only the most unhinged 'activists' Black Bloc types will ope...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
Destroyed a candidate’s campaign material on election night ...
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  02/25/18
Yes I think the coordinated action in the first scenario get...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
Maybe that’s not what he meant. I carry in stores that “pro...
Primrose Effete Telephone
  02/25/18
I laffed out loud at “stained Lehigh sweatshirt “
Stimulating new version knife
  02/25/18
jerked off to 15 y/o alina zagitova in a sexy tiger outfit
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  02/25/18
...
topaz adventurous library
  02/25/18
there's a 200+ poast thread where EVERY xo poaster is jerkin...
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  02/25/18
poasted about another country's elections
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  02/25/18
...
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  02/25/18
o fuck (said the rapist and the first degree murderer it...
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  02/25/18
...
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  02/25/18
Raped Tom Brady 3 weeks ago.
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  02/25/18
Excavated vertebrate fossils from an area
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  02/25/18
Shoplifting when age 11
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  02/25/18
Didn’t scan everything at the self checkout station of the s...
Primrose Effete Telephone
  02/25/18
Why did you steal?
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
DUI shoplifting candy from a gas station
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  02/25/18
Why did you steal?
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
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  02/25/18
My dog shit on the dog path yesterday and I didn’t pick it u...
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  02/25/18
How dare you.
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  02/25/18
pretty sure it is illegal to have throwing stars on your per...
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  02/25/18
(Dwight Schrute)
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  02/25/18
basically
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  02/25/18
(Fascists)
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  02/25/18
If I had to invent one for you, it probably would have come ...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
Failed to claim some side income on my tax return
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  02/25/18
What is the plan if the IRS calls?
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
It would be almost impossible for them to prove it so I woul...
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  02/25/18
What if they're like "sure you can pay us back, just si...
talented territorial stage
  02/25/18
I can’t even think of anything true to post. I’m so boring.
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  02/25/18
What is the most morally fucked up thing you have done in th...
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  02/25/18
I've aided and abetted the Syrian tyrant Assad in numerous c...
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  02/25/18
Answer for real.
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  02/25/18
What the fuck goes through your head when you post this type...
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  10/10/18
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:36 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

No copyright stuff either. I am not talking about things that people routinely do all the time like drive buzzed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481687)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Abnormal Ocher Location Travel Guidebook

First degree murder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481692)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

How long did you premeditate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481701)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Pearl boyish newt

bringing too much duty free back through customs without declaring it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481694)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

LOL, good one. I recently flew with some marijuana products stashed in my bag. I know I said no drug stuff, but I would accept something like that. Just not ordinary drug transactions by casual users.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481709)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: Pearl boyish newt

LOL I would NEVER travel with drugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481717)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

I Have done this quite a bit lately, I agree it's terribly reckless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481734)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: Pearl boyish newt

It is NOT worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481752)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

I doubt it would be that bad for just weed. What's going to happen, the AUSA picks up the case and makes an example out of me?

I would lawyer up, pay a fine, maybe have to do some community service. Not even sure it would merit bar discipline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481769)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:56 AM
Author: Pearl boyish newt

I think (but am not sure) that transporting it on a plane adds a whole category of other charges beyond mere possession

shitlawyers please confirm or otherwise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481778)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

I am sure there are additional charges available. There is a federal law against everything. What I'm saying is I doubt a prosecutor would end up really hammering me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481800)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 4:15 AM
Author: Sinister haunting personal credit line

technically, its a federal crime. practically, the TSA has already publicly announced that they don't care about weed and will simply refer the matter to local police if they find it during an inspection. if you're flying out of a place where weed is legal, those cops won't give a fuck and will likely just toss your weed in the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35482220)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

XO's unhinged risk aversion remains strong.

"You can't afford a $500K house on just $350K HHI!"

"Don't fly with weed, you're looking at federal prison!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483589)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: glittery buff property shitlib

forget prison, the bar would come down on you like the wrath of God. I'm more afraid of the bar than the local ADA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483609)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

For a simple criminal charge? I never see people get in trouble for shit like that. Self-report and tell them you're going to seek some treatment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483620)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: topaz adventurous library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481712)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

I don't think it's illegal to transport a gun across state lines, you're just subject to different laws in each state for how to transport it. Like I think most state require that it be unloaded but others might require trigger locks and such.

I'll accept DUI if you were really fucked up, like you barely remember driving. Most anyone who routinely drinks ends up driving a little bit over the line quite often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481724)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: topaz adventurous library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481789)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

Cotdamn man get an uber next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481808)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: topaz adventurous library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481816)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

Well, you know, make better decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481820)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Stimulating new version knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486978)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Hot school

Gay sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481713)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

How tough are your state's sodomy laws?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481729)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: big-titted garrison private investor

Not declaring goods acquired abroad when re-entering the USA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481714)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Gay vigorous abode ladyboy

Bare anal and creampie with Latin tranny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481715)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

Count VII: 'Conspiracy to Commit Creampie'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481732)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:49 AM
Author: big-titted garrison private investor

to wit, anally in another man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481750)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Bull Headed Point Police Squad

Bare? Damn, Daddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484095)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:49 AM
Author: Tan Laughsome Hissy Fit Corner

shoplifting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481749)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:55 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

Describe please. Why do you do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481772)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: talking regret school cafeteria

Took a few swigs of vodka while driving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481784)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

Is that even a crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481811)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: talking regret school cafeteria

In most states, yeah

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/USA-open-container-law-path2006-2.svg

I was already probably over the limit before I drank it, but I was losing my buzz and I had like 20 miles to go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481832)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

So the crime was having the bottle open, not ingesting the vodka.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481839)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: talking regret school cafeteria

Well no, the federal standard prohibits consumption as well as simply having a open container

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_open-container_laws

It's just that it's FAR easier for a cop to write a ticket for an open container vs. them actually witnessing you drinking in your car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481849)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: ebony aggressive volcanic crater

raped a guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481798)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

Yikes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481817)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: translucent irradiated incel

Massive speeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481814)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

Traffic stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481823)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: topaz adventurous library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481830)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Cheese-eating stag film

STFU Agent Jenkins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481821)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

If you have done nothing wrong then you have nothing to worry about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481825)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:08 AM
Author: Cheese-eating stag film

(Guy who doesn’t understand the US criminal code)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481828)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

Let's see some ID.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481835)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: maroon site

transmitted on a police radio frequency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481831)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

This is interesting, tell more about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481842)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: topaz adventurous library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481845)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: provocative soggy gay wizard gas station

rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483592)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

Ok?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483598)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: provocative soggy gay wizard gas station

what's your question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483600)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

Why did you do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483623)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: provocative soggy gay wizard gas station

couldnt help it, when i saw her i couldn't peel my eyes away for almost 5 seconds. I even felt a sexual attraction to her. I thought about talking to her. Even though I didnt take it that far, Im not proud of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483756)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

Seems like you are waffling as to whether you committed a full blown violent stranger rape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483944)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Cowardly Range Mexican

I do a lot of trespassing and sometimes I let the dog pee while we are there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483670)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

You guys seem like the type who only pick up you dog's shit if someone is around to potentially call you out for not taking care of it. TMF is probably all like "there is shit everywhere, it's the city, nobody cares and everyone does it. Not like we're at the dog park." Then you go along with whatever he says.

Then you guys are nodding your heads and clucking like village peasants when you walk down the sidewalk and there is dogshit in the middle of the path.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483690)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Cowardly Range Mexican

Quite the opposite actually. TMF is the sort to pick up in the middle of a freaking forest hike and I am the one who will say "excuse me but its LITERALLY in the middle of a forest. And who's gonna carry shit for two miles until the hike is over?"

I do willfully ignore "curb your dog" signs and refuse to keep my dog off the grass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486362)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring crystalline university

i regularly shoplift for fun and i probably have like 300 counts of attempted statutory rape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483700)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

What is the last thing you stole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483705)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring crystalline university

easily those tiny bedhead or american crew $15 pomades on principle.

sometimes i'll take my whole cart of groceries from aisles to my car. such brazen moves have never been called out before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483737)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

When I was a kid I stole some shoelaces on principle because they were so ridiculously expensive. I can't recall being so angry over this since then so maybe GC hadn't fully cucked me at that age. They were like $12 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483952)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Angry idiotic box office

This thread is fucking funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483721)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Wonderful Indirect Expression Parlour

Bringing back to the US some piece of some old protected site in TTT. Friend and I went into an area closed off to tourists. Prbly bc they were still documenting things and making it safe. Snagged some relief that had broken off from a larger piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483738)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring crystalline university

shabu from blackhawk down somalia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483746)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: free-loading thirsty jap

Talked about NFL games with this board without the consent of the NFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483888)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: talented territorial stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483953)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: aromatic toilet seat theatre

*written consent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487671)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: filthy cruise ship goal in life

guacamole trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483892)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Violet fluffy dilemma skinny woman

only thought crimes.

i like to stay on the right side of the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483898)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

You can probably think of something. Most places it's illegal to carry prescription drugs around outside of their labeled scrip bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483966)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: pea-brained fantasy-prone masturbator athletic conference

Billing fraud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483905)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

Jew overlords made you do it though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483960)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Maniacal cobalt cumskin

Hate speech thoughts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484102)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

I think some shitlibs secretly resent strong freedom of speech protection. The impulse to control 'evil' overwhelms their judgment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484236)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: alcoholic parlor tank

"secretly"

LOLOL good job Sherlock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486354)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

Only the most unhinged 'activists' Black Bloc types will openly admit to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487157)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: vivacious alcoholic becky cuckold

Destroyed a candidate’s campaign material on election night eve. It was a coordinated attack over 30 square miles to take down every piece of literature on all property - public or private. Apparently the scope of this attack raised it from misdemeanor to “aggravated” and thus felony.

Carrying firearms I’m not supposed to have in places I’m not supposed to carry them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484175)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

Yes I think the coordinated action in the first scenario gets you to felony status. You engaged in CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY although I suppose many states probably have some kind of completely useless misdemeanor statute available for this.

Flaunting concealed carry laws is really, really stupid. For instance, you get pulled over for a routine DUI. Not a disaster. Lawyer up, waive arraignment, enroll in 'treatment,' probably have to one of those breath test things installed in your car for a few months. Maybe a licensing penalty for a few months. No problem.

But add a gun into the mix? Like you just have to have your faggy little loaded glock on the seat next to you while you're driving around lit. Cop sees you fooling around with some stuff on the passenger seat while he's investigating your DUI, so in a lawful search incident to arrest, he finds the gun underneath your stained Lehigh sweatshirt. Now you're potentially a felon, you're losing the gun, and the prosecutor isn't so willing to deal your DUI down to reckless driving if you go to AA for three months. Let's be honest - when the carjacking comes, you're going to freeze or fumble. Then De'Vante and Cornelius get your gun and your car. What did you gain by carrying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484225)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: Primrose Effete Telephone

Maybe that’s not what he meant. I carry in stores that “prohibit guns” and I don’t give a fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486994)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Stimulating new version knife

I laffed out loud at “stained Lehigh sweatshirt “

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487054)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: fragrant haunted graveyard native

jerked off to 15 y/o alina zagitova in a sexy tiger outfit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486241)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:33 PM
Author: topaz adventurous library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486255)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: fragrant haunted graveyard native

there's a 200+ poast thread where EVERY xo poaster is jerking off to the same - http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900651&mc=207&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486317)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: infuriating milk

poasted about another country's elections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486262)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: titillating godawful den death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486332)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: alcoholic parlor tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486361)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Cowardly Range Mexican

o fuck

(said the rapist and the first degree murderer itt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486371)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: bisexual hell rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486967)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: racy crawly nibblets

Raped Tom Brady 3 weeks ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486387)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Transparent orchestra pit

Excavated vertebrate fossils from an area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486445)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Stimulating new version knife

Shoplifting when age 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486934)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Primrose Effete Telephone

Didn’t scan everything at the self checkout station of the store. Drove high/drunk about 1/8th mile to the liquor store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486964)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

Why did you steal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487189)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: hairless lodge factory reset button

DUI

shoplifting candy from a gas station

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486982)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

Why did you steal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487194)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: hairless lodge factory reset button

small adrenaline/dopamine rush basically

I do it because I can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487249)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Stimulating new version knife

My dog shit on the dog path yesterday and I didn’t pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487008)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487198)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Odious internet-worthy pozpig karate

pretty sure it is illegal to have throwing stars on your person while inside of a public elementary school in MA so probably that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487021)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: hairless lodge factory reset button

(Dwight Schrute)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487023)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Odious internet-worthy pozpig karate

basically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487045)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: Stimulating new version knife

(Fascists)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487083)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

If I had to invent one for you, it probably would have come out close to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487208)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: multi-colored casino

Failed to claim some side income on my tax return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487105)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

What is the plan if the IRS calls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487213)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:12 PM
Author: multi-colored casino

It would be almost impossible for them to prove it so I would probably just deny. If they came at me with evidence of it probably “oops sorry how much do I owe you”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487657)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

What if they're like "sure you can pay us back, just sign this plea deal, no jail time, just a conviction."

At that point do you round up $20K for a retainer and get some white collar defense bro prepping your trial? Or do you bend over and take your conviction, then spend the rest of your days wondering if the charge would have survived a jury?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487845)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: aromatic toilet seat theatre

I can’t even think of anything true to post. I’m so boring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487692)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

What is the most morally fucked up thing you have done in the last year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487858)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Sienna startled party of the first part clown

I've aided and abetted the Syrian tyrant Assad in numerous crimes against humanity. I've committed treason against the United States. I've conspired in numerous acts of sedition, money laundering, tax evasion, murder, theft, extortion and I've pulled the tags off numerous mattress. And worst of all I use Oxford commas. And I confess all my crimes against Big Brother freely and willingly and ask only that I be shot as quickly as the Party deems fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487876)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: talented territorial stage

Answer for real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35488256)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Sienna startled party of the first part clown

Birds were nesting in a tree by my house and shiittin on my property. I laced bread and rice with rat poison and some other crap I had around the house. It killed the birds, some cats on the street and one of the dogs on the street. No apologies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487911)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: talented territorial stage

What the fuck goes through your head when you post this type of worthless, unfunny shitflame? Who the fuck are you posting this for? Do you suppose you have a supportive audience or anyone here appreciates this fucking shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995826)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Honey-headed Charismatic Center

shoplifting. I forgot something after checking out once and the lines were just too long. So I walked in and just took the one thing I needed and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995850)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Drunken ultramarine institution corn cake

obstructed justice by riding in the back of my friend's car with out a driver's license

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995870)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:32 AM
Author: jet rehab mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995899)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Charcoal feces water buffalo

Bestiality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995945)