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Excluding traffic stuff and drugs, what the last CRIME you committed?
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:36 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner No copyright stuff either. I am not talking about things that people routinely do all the time like drive buzzed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481687) |
Date: February 25th, 2018 12:37 AM Author: coral floppy mental disorder First degree murder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481692) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:39 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner How long did you premeditate? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481701) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:37 AM Author: Racy Native Persian bringing too much duty free back through customs without declaring it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481694) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:40 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner LOL, good one. I recently flew with some marijuana products stashed in my bag. I know I said no drug stuff, but I would accept something like that. Just not ordinary drug transactions by casual users. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481709) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:42 AM Author: Racy Native Persian LOL I would NEVER travel with drugs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481717) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:46 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner I Have done this quite a bit lately, I agree it's terribly reckless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481734) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:50 AM Author: Racy Native Persian It is NOT worth it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481752) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:54 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner I doubt it would be that bad for just weed. What's going to happen, the AUSA picks up the case and makes an example out of me?
I would lawyer up, pay a fine, maybe have to do some community service. Not even sure it would merit bar discipline. |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:56 AM Author: Racy Native Persian I think (but am not sure) that transporting it on a plane adds a whole category of other charges beyond mere possession shitlawyers please confirm or otherwise |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:03 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner I am sure there are additional charges available. There is a federal law against everything. What I'm saying is I doubt a prosecutor would end up really hammering me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481800) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 4:15 AM Author: Multi-colored Resort technically, its a federal crime. practically, the TSA has already publicly announced that they don't care about weed and will simply refer the matter to local police if they find it during an inspection. if you're flying out of a place where weed is legal, those cops won't give a fuck and will likely just toss your weed in the trash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35482220) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:16 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner XO's unhinged risk aversion remains strong.
"You can't afford a $500K house on just $350K HHI!"
"Don't fly with weed, you're looking at federal prison!" |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:20 PM Author: Honey-headed ape mexican forget prison, the bar would come down on you like the wrath of God. I'm more afraid of the bar than the local ADA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483609) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:23 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner For a simple criminal charge? I never see people get in trouble for shit like that. Self-report and tell them you're going to seek some treatment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483620) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM Author: violet hot skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481712) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:44 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner I don't think it's illegal to transport a gun across state lines, you're just subject to different laws in each state for how to transport it. Like I think most state require that it be unloaded but others might require trigger locks and such.
I'll accept DUI if you were really fucked up, like you barely remember driving. Most anyone who routinely drinks ends up driving a little bit over the line quite often. |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:00 AM Author: violet hot skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481789) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:04 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner Cotdamn man get an uber next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481808) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM Author: violet hot skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481816) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:06 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner Well, you know, make better decisions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481820) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:56 PM Author: Nofapping orchestra pit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486978) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM Author: Vivacious philosopher-king Gay sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481713) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:45 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner How tough are your state's sodomy laws? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481729) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM Author: cyan pervert dysfunction Not declaring goods acquired abroad when re-entering the USA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481714) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM Author: aphrodisiac really tough guy site Bare anal and creampie with Latin tranny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481715) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:46 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner Count VII: 'Conspiracy to Commit Creampie'. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481732) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:49 AM Author: cyan pervert dysfunction to wit, anally in another man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481750) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:47 PM Author: poppy violent gunner Bare? Damn, Daddy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484095) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:49 AM Author: bonkers spot black woman shoplifting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481749) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:55 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner Describe please. Why do you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481772) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:59 AM Author: chest-beating stage boltzmann Took a few swigs of vodka while driving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481784) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner Is that even a crime? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481811) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:10 AM Author: chest-beating stage boltzmann In most states, yeah
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/USA-open-container-law-path2006-2.svg
I was already probably over the limit before I drank it, but I was losing my buzz and I had like 20 miles to go |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:11 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner So the crime was having the bottle open, not ingesting the vodka. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481839) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:15 AM Author: chest-beating stage boltzmann Well no, the federal standard prohibits consumption as well as simply having a open container
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_open-container_laws
It's just that it's FAR easier for a cop to write a ticket for an open container vs. them actually witnessing you drinking in your car |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:03 AM Author: tantric geriatric hospital weed whacker raped a guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481798) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner Yikes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481817) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM Author: rusted territorial double fault bawdyhouse Massive speeding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481814) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:06 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner Traffic stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481823) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:09 AM Author: violet hot skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481830) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:06 AM Author: Razzle Nursing Home Idiot STFU Agent Jenkins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481821) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:07 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner If you have done nothing wrong then you have nothing to worry about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481825) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:08 AM Author: Razzle Nursing Home Idiot (Guy who doesn’t understand the US criminal code) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481828) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:10 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner Let's see some ID. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481835) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:10 AM Author: Awkward Dark Point Rigor transmitted on a police radio frequency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481831) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:12 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner This is interesting, tell more about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481842) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:13 AM Author: violet hot skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481845) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:17 PM Author: pearly angry immigrant rape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483592) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:18 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner Ok? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483598) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:18 PM Author: pearly angry immigrant what's your question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483600) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:23 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner Why did you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483623) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:47 PM Author: pearly angry immigrant couldnt help it, when i saw her i couldn't peel my eyes away for almost 5 seconds. I even felt a sexual attraction to her. I thought about talking to her. Even though I didnt take it that far, Im not proud of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483756) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:26 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner Seems like you are waffling as to whether you committed a full blown violent stranger rape. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483944) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:30 PM Author: Irradiated low-t turdskin I do a lot of trespassing and sometimes I let the dog pee while we are there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483670) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:34 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner You guys seem like the type who only pick up you dog's shit if someone is around to potentially call you out for not taking care of it. TMF is probably all like "there is shit everywhere, it's the city, nobody cares and everyone does it. Not like we're at the dog park." Then you go along with whatever he says.
Then you guys are nodding your heads and clucking like village peasants when you walk down the sidewalk and there is dogshit in the middle of the path. |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:48 PM Author: Irradiated low-t turdskin Quite the opposite actually. TMF is the sort to pick up in the middle of a freaking forest hike and I am the one who will say "excuse me but its LITERALLY in the middle of a forest. And who's gonna carry shit for two miles until the hike is over?"
I do willfully ignore "curb your dog" signs and refuse to keep my dog off the grass. |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:35 PM Author: exhilarant talking sex offender i regularly shoplift for fun and i probably have like 300 counts of attempted statutory rape. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483700) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:36 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner What is the last thing you stole? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483705) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:43 PM Author: exhilarant talking sex offender easily those tiny bedhead or american crew $15 pomades on principle.
sometimes i'll take my whole cart of groceries from aisles to my car. such brazen moves have never been called out before. |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:28 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner When I was a kid I stole some shoelaces on principle because they were so ridiculously expensive. I can't recall being so angry over this since then so maybe GC hadn't fully cucked me at that age. They were like $12 or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483952) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:39 PM Author: comical judgmental temple famous landscape painting This thread is fucking funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483721) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:44 PM Author: Vibrant Karate Bringing back to the US some piece of some old protected site in TTT. Friend and I went into an area closed off to tourists. Prbly bc they were still documenting things and making it safe. Snagged some relief that had broken off from a larger piece. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483738) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:46 PM Author: exhilarant talking sex offender shabu from blackhawk down somalia? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483746) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:12 PM Author: Cerise glittery water buffalo Talked about NFL games with this board without the consent of the NFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483888) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:28 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483953) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:14 PM Author: soul-stirring primrose forum *written consent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487671) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:13 PM Author: Carmine aromatic church building fortuitous meteor guacamole trick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483892) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:14 PM Author: passionate corner fanboi only thought crimes. i like to stay on the right side of the law. |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:30 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner You can probably think of something. Most places it's illegal to carry prescription drugs around outside of their labeled scrip bottle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483966) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:16 PM Author: Vigorous Address Billing fraud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483905) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:29 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner Jew overlords made you do it though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483960) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:47 PM Author: Boyish property Hate speech thoughts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484102) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 3:04 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner I think some shitlibs secretly resent strong freedom of speech protection. The impulse to control 'evil' overwhelms their judgment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484236) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:48 PM Author: jet-lagged pistol "secretly"
LOLOL good job Sherlock |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:16 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner Only the most unhinged 'activists' Black Bloc types will openly admit to it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487157) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:56 PM Author: lilac big kitty piazza Destroyed a candidate’s campaign material on election night eve. It was a coordinated attack over 30 square miles to take down every piece of literature on all property - public or private. Apparently the scope of this attack raised it from misdemeanor to “aggravated” and thus felony.
Carrying firearms I’m not supposed to have in places I’m not supposed to carry them. |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 3:03 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner Yes I think the coordinated action in the first scenario gets you to felony status. You engaged in CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY although I suppose many states probably have some kind of completely useless misdemeanor statute available for this.
Flaunting concealed carry laws is really, really stupid. For instance, you get pulled over for a routine DUI. Not a disaster. Lawyer up, waive arraignment, enroll in 'treatment,' probably have to one of those breath test things installed in your car for a few months. Maybe a licensing penalty for a few months. No problem.
But add a gun into the mix? Like you just have to have your faggy little loaded glock on the seat next to you while you're driving around lit. Cop sees you fooling around with some stuff on the passenger seat while he's investigating your DUI, so in a lawful search incident to arrest, he finds the gun underneath your stained Lehigh sweatshirt. Now you're potentially a felon, you're losing the gun, and the prosecutor isn't so willing to deal your DUI down to reckless driving if you go to AA for three months. Let's be honest - when the carjacking comes, you're going to freeze or fumble. Then De'Vante and Cornelius get your gun and your car. What did you gain by carrying? |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:58 PM Author: Light insecure patrolman Maybe that’s not what he meant. I carry in stores that “prohibit guns” and I don’t give a fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486994) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:05 PM Author: Nofapping orchestra pit I laffed out loud at “stained Lehigh sweatshirt “ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487054) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: Curious ticket booth trust fund jerked off to 15 y/o alina zagitova in a sexy tiger outfit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486241) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:33 PM Author: violet hot skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486255) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:44 PM Author: Curious ticket booth trust fund there's a 200+ poast thread where EVERY xo poaster is jerking off to the same - http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900651&mc=207&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486317) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:34 PM Author: Beady-eyed sable lodge sound barrier poasted about another country's elections (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486262) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:46 PM Author: slimy drab cruise ship deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486332) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:48 PM Author: jet-lagged pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486361) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:50 PM Author: Irradiated low-t turdskin o fuck
(said the rapist and the first degree murderer itt) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:54 PM Author: mind-boggling plaza potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486967) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:52 PM Author: twinkling mildly autistic university people who are hurt Raped Tom Brady 3 weeks ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486387) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: red pisswyrm shitlib Excavated vertebrate fossils from an area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486445) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:51 PM Author: Nofapping orchestra pit Shoplifting when age 11 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486934) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:54 PM Author: Light insecure patrolman Didn’t scan everything at the self checkout station of the store. Drove high/drunk about 1/8th mile to the liquor store. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486964) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:20 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner Why did you steal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487189) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:56 PM Author: indecent useless center DUI shoplifting candy from a gas station |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:20 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner Why did you steal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487194) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:27 PM Author: indecent useless center small adrenaline/dopamine rush basically I do it because I can |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:00 PM Author: Nofapping orchestra pit My dog shit on the dog path yesterday and I didn’t pick it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487008) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:21 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner How dare you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487198) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:01 PM Author: Spruce pit candlestick maker pretty sure it is illegal to have throwing stars on your person while inside of a public elementary school in MA so probably that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487021) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:01 PM Author: indecent useless center (Dwight Schrute) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487023) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:04 PM Author: Spruce pit candlestick maker basically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487045) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:09 PM Author: Nofapping orchestra pit (Fascists) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487083) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:22 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner If I had to invent one for you, it probably would have come out close to this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487208) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:11 PM Author: Cream histrionic crackhouse dopamine Failed to claim some side income on my tax return (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487105) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:23 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner What is the plan if the IRS calls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487213) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:12 PM Author: Cream histrionic crackhouse dopamine It would be almost impossible for them to prove it so I would probably just deny. If they came at me with evidence of it probably “oops sorry how much do I owe you” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487657) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:35 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner What if they're like "sure you can pay us back, just sign this plea deal, no jail time, just a conviction."
At that point do you round up $20K for a retainer and get some white collar defense bro prepping your trial? Or do you bend over and take your conviction, then spend the rest of your days wondering if the charge would have survived a jury? |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:17 PM Author: soul-stirring primrose forum I can’t even think of anything true to post. I’m so boring. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487692) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:37 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner What is the most morally fucked up thing you have done in the last year? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487858) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: galvanic offensive chapel I've aided and abetted the Syrian tyrant Assad in numerous crimes against humanity. I've committed treason against the United States. I've conspired in numerous acts of sedition, money laundering, tax evasion, murder, theft, extortion and I've pulled the tags off numerous mattress. And worst of all I use Oxford commas. And I confess all my crimes against Big Brother freely and willingly and ask only that I be shot as quickly as the Party deems fit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487876) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 11:41 PM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner Answer for real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35488256) |
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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:44 PM Author: galvanic offensive chapel Birds were nesting in a tree by my house and shiittin on my property. I laced bread and rice with rat poison and some other crap I had around the house. It killed the birds, some cats on the street and one of the dogs on the street. No apologies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487911) |
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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:18 AM Author: Coiffed Stimulating Chad Partner What the fuck goes through your head when you post this type of worthless, unfunny shitflame? Who the fuck are you posting this for? Do you suppose you have a supportive audience or anyone here appreciates this fucking shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995826) |
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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:22 AM Author: Obsidian market wagecucks shoplifting. I forgot something after checking out once and the lines were just too long. So I walked in and just took the one thing I needed and left. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995850) |
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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:27 AM Author: Henna reading party parlour obstructed justice by riding in the back of my friend's car with out a driver's license (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995870) |
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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:32 AM Author: fighting pink rigpig step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995899) |
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