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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:15 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house knowing *too* much about various kinds of grass.
drinking while playing. |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:53 PM Author: House-broken tank "drinking while playing."
Fuck you |
Date: February 26th, 2018 7:19 PM Author: Dead ape striver tell: knowing how to golf, but never getting to because you're a biglaw fag and have no time for "activities" because you're a permanent wagecuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493980) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house needs to be limited to learning golf as an adult.
i learned as a kid and played like every day during the summer when i was a kid. |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:35 PM Author: Dead ape I know a guy who got his first BIGLAW gig and immediately signed up for golf lessons because he figured he'd be doing lots of wheelin' & dealin' on the course with clients (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494102) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house ljl sounds very gooky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494114) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:55 PM Author: grizzly metal site ugh, I know a prole medical resident like this...comes from a poor, white trash family, very prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494685) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: Nudist menage wrinkle No shit, my first year there was a girl going into the corporate group that, during our intros to other first years, said she spent her summer taking golf lessons and that she wanted to practice law because she. “Loved making deals!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495444) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:55 PM Author: grizzly metal site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494684) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:56 PM Author: Hilarious black state therapy Twist you are both a stiver and a prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494692) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:57 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house oh look, an angry gook who doesnt play golf here to shit up this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494699) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:58 PM Author: grizzly metal site i think he's a fat kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494703) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:14 PM Author: Hilarious black state therapy Shut up scholmo. What’s your handicap? Not counting autism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494887) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:14 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house 11 at my peak in hs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495262) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:34 AM Author: Vengeful pit generalized bond So you sucked dick and have no authority to speak on the subject. Cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498075) |
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Date: May 1st, 2020 2:40 PM Author: infuriating private investor also he's bad at golf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40130210) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:20 PM Author: electric knife smoking cigarettes on the golf course. dip or snus only. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493983) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:21 PM Author: cracking idiot Dip and snus are prole AFFFFFFF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493992) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: electric knife O RLY?
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jason+Dufner+Crowne+Plaza+Invitational+Colonial+qz7-w3dhjiQl.jpg |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:28 PM Author: Galvanic pale brethren lodge is the assertion here that Jason Dufner isn't a prole? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494048) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:28 PM Author: electric knife the guy made a million dollars! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494055) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM Author: Galvanic pale brethren lodge [not a fan of The Beverly Hillbillies] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494057) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:31 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494071) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:50 AM Author: Adventurous becky (guy buried under TPS reports) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497775) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:24 PM Author: Underhanded cruel-hearted bawdyhouse Underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495325) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house only cigars are non-prole on the course (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494044) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM Author: odious boistinker brunch http://i.imgur.com/i4mMBJ9.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494061) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: electric knife fuck. i'm done here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494066) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:03 PM Author: Slippery home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494280) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:32 PM Author: razzle salmon piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494527) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:22 AM Author: Jade godawful plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497588) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor 180 one of the greatest sports pics ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494341) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:21 PM Author: Obsidian mood feces wearing cut-off frayed denim jean 'shorts' and flip-flops, no shirt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493998) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:24 PM Author: Dark Insane Locus Chad Putting the golf club up your butt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494018) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:50 AM Author: Adventurous becky millennial tell* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497778) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:26 PM Author: Obsidian mood feces fishing in the water hazard between swings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494027) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM Author: electric knife Reminds me of another: having one of those extendo-arm ball retriever things to fish balls out of the hazard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494043) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house rofl.
my dad use to tee off range balls on water holes. prole as fuck |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM Author: electric knife judenprole move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494063) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM Author: odious boistinker brunch wow. that's as prole as it gets. couldn't even use pinnacles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494111) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:37 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494125) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: Obsidian mood feces gadgets are usually prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494084) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:03 PM Author: Slippery home Nah this is a chill old money old dude tell actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494284) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:38 PM Author: Exciting Honey-headed Center my dad is not prole and loves to do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494560) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:26 PM Author: Claret sadistic doctorate playing music in your cart, can be enjoyable at times but still prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494028) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM Author: odious boistinker brunch I hate this. My buddy plays country music in his cart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494037) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM Author: electric knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494038) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:04 PM Author: Slippery home really hate that this became popular (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494298) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:51 AM Author: Adventurous becky WTF!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497782) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:26 PM Author: odious boistinker brunch Offset or draw biased clubs.
Iron head covers.
Alien wedge or "chipper" in the bag.
Pull cart. |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house cr on iron head covers.
disagree on pull cart, at least for olds who still wanna walk but would have trouble carrying. but cr if youre not an old. |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:35 PM Author: odious boistinker brunch Pull cart is prole. Push cart is TCR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494101) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:00 AM Author: infuriating private investor still prole. either keep less shit in your bag or join a course with caddies. olds especially could probably get by with just 7 or 8 clubs and a sunday bag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497470) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:25 AM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor cr. only in australia are push carts acceptable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497605) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:58 PM Author: infuriating private investor offset irons aren't prole. playing blades or any other clubs that you're not good enough to hit consistently because you think it makes you look cool is prole, however. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499209) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:05 PM Author: odious boistinker brunch ("Golfer" with offset irons and 19 handicap) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499253) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:14 PM Author: infuriating private investor (21 handicap with mizuno blades wearing a white belt and orange puma pants) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499295) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:37 PM Author: odious boistinker brunch Don't forget my Travis Matthew hat and $450 tour edition shafts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499465) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:19 PM Author: infuriating private investor Had to google both of those (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35502252) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM Author: Emerald corn cake love of her life Any kind of collegiate gear NFL gear |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house nah, a college golf bag is prestigious as fuck if you were on the team (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494078) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:03 AM Author: infuriating private investor using one after you graduate still is prole although it does get you preferential treatment from the starters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497474) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:28 PM Author: odious boistinker brunch idk, I think it's still CR, so long as you're just playing recreationally and not in big amateur events or something.
what's prole is a boomer 8 handicap UT grad with a burnt orange cart bag. |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:34 PM Author: infuriating private investor it's kind of sad if you're in your late 20s or early 30s and still rocking your Amherst College hoofer. plus people expect to be really good and you feel like an asshole when they realize you aren't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499439) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: Vibrant juggernaut completely disagree with this. you can rock limited amounts of college gear as long as you don't go full retard with it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489550) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: slate police squad theatre Having fun? Total prole tell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494068) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: Abnormal Double Fault Associate cr golf is only not prole if it's stressful like everything else in life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494082) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:34 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house list GOOK BASKETBALL LEAGUE prole tells pls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494091) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM Author: Abnormal Double Fault Associate slapping the backboard to contest a layup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494106) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:37 PM Author: electric knife are there really many asians who can actually touch the backboard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494122) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:33 PM Author: Abnormal Double Fault Associate most people who are 5'8" or taller can touch the backboard, which is about 70% of the asians I play with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494528) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:35 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house using a coin as a ball marker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494095) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:52 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor lol no its the opposite. pros are required to use coins. competitive amateurs and most players at decent clubs do the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494225) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:57 PM Author: electric knife cr, using a plug-in ball marker or one of those ones that you snap off the glove are the prole tells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494251) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:04 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house link to pros required to use coins? why is this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494291) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor local rule. not sure its in effect anymore tbh. the unwritten etiquette rule was to use an old(ie not shiny) penny or dime when close to the hole so as to no be distracting.
nearly all the good players ive known use a coin 100% of the time |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:36 PM Author: razzle salmon piazza Lot of pros use coins with good numbers as dates - e.g. 1969 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494547) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:30 PM Author: Charcoal University nah ding bro, I use a challenge coin from winning my frat's alumni golf tournament (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494503) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:04 AM Author: infuriating private investor ur an idiot. I'd say a significant majority of pros use some kind of coin. little plastic markers are ok if the club gives them out but lol at going out and buying a bag of them. super lol at using big clunky "collectible" markers or the marker attached to your glove. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497477) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:02 PM Author: House-broken tank (woman with glitter butterfly ball marker) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489415) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:35 PM Author: citrine deer antler Those copper bracelets for pain Dressing like a pro moron > 18 handicap while using proline clubs |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM Author: electric knife lmao, are those still around? I remember Mickelson was on infomercials pushing those on boomers in the 90s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494109) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:38 PM Author: odious boistinker brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494132) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM Author: Obsidian mood feces what about kneeling down and using your putter as a 'pool cue' and sinking a put w/ a behind-the-back trick-shot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494110) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:37 PM Author: Emerald corn cake love of her life cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494123) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:37 PM Author: overrated incel office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494555) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:13 AM Author: Dull corner that is hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35526215) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:40 PM Author: cordovan mother Dressing like Payne Stewart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494143) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:40 PM Author: adulterous appetizing quadroon Mulligans (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494145) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:53 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor stroke play in casual/practice rounds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494229) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:02 PM Author: Slippery home explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494279) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:16 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor proles play individual stroke play and keep score, rarely picking up. guess they feel like they have to get they're money's worth and hopefully have something to boast about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494376) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:18 PM Author: Emerald corn cake love of her life huh? as opposed to match play? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494390) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:27 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor yeah. foursomes is most prestigious for club play but a four-ball is fine too and obviously better for competitive practice rounds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494479) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:28 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house foursomes is fucking boring as fuck. why would you waste 4 hrs and hit the ball half the time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494494) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:30 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor thats the point. it doesnt take nearly 4 hours to play foursomes at a club where its the norm. and its fun if you and youre partner dont suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494506) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:31 PM Author: Slippery home LJL no one plays fucking foursomes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494518) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:31 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house does this even happen at your average club these days, or is this just the case at 3 wasp clubs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494520) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:07 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor lol of course not. varies regionally too. UK clubs are by far the most likely to have foursomes play as the norm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494805) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:18 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house im not gonna waste my time playing golf to hit 40 shots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495287) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:22 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor cr thats exactly the prole attitude im talking about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495319) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:29 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house if i'm prole for not wanting to hit 7 drives, 15 fairway shots and 15 putts, so be it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495350) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:35 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor its ok man almost everyone has prole tendencies. ive done much proler shit on the golf course than hole out my own ball on all 18 holes of a non-tournament round (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495398) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:47 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house this thread is classic xo. never knew it was a prole tell to play 18 holes of stroke play. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495509) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:21 AM Author: infuriating private investor he's right, no one fucking plays foursomes you dumb faggot. fuck you for making me agree with dbg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497967) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:25 AM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor wrong. plenty of people do and some clubs have times where four ball is outright prohibited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498001) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:28 AM Author: infuriating private investor the UK is filled with faggots and doesn't count (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498020) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:32 AM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor ok man thats fair. at least you get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498062) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: Slippery home ljl. what kind of faggy striver wannabe shit is this?
Is keeping a handicap now prole? |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:27 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor holy shit grow a beard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494484) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:31 PM Author: Slippery home Nah you're retarded. There's a place for both and stroke play definitely isn't prole.
Sunday morning foursome with dudes you know sure match play is better. But people that play often aren't always going to be in this situation. |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:43 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor club players keep a handicap entering weekly/monthly medal scores, tournament scores, and some match play scores that qualify under the rules. its always been looked down on to post scores playing solo and the USGA outright banned it a year or two ago.
playing with people you dont know = playing public courses without friends. not saying ive never done that but this is a prole tell thread brother. |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:50 PM Author: Slippery home So you admit that they do a bunch of other stroke play events?
I'm not a member of a club anymore but when I was growing up there'd be solo dudes playing with other groups all the time. Pretty normal for people who play a lot.
I didn't say anything about playing solo |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:04 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor i said stroke play in casual/practice round(ie not competitive medal play) was prole.
doods joining up at clubs should still be invited to play a match or skins game or some shit.
everyone playing with scorecard and pencil never picking up is frowned upon ime and obviously contributes to slow play. unfortunately this attitude is changing at least on the west coast where (mostly korean)asians are taking over the membership rolls at all but the very top tier clubs |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:41 PM Author: Slippery home Slow play isn't an issue at good clubs with good golfers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495073) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:58 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor i wish this were true man. it almost never is these days unless the club has a really small membership (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495194) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:16 PM Author: odious boistinker brunch Younger golfers (late Gen-Xers and down) and Asians are terribly slow. It's because they learned the game from watching the pros on television. Even my buddies who are good scratch players take forever around the greens.
And most decent courses are so spread out and just generally too tough for your average golfer these days. Too many forced carries, heavily bunkered greens, multi-tiered green complexes, etc. |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:29 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor CR. green speeds are a problem too. they make the old school sloped greens too tough(slows down play) and result in new greens being built flat and boring to accommodate for them.
worst is when they butcher 180 old greens so they can be played rolling 13+ on the stimp |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:48 AM Author: infuriating private investor this is true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498169) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:47 AM Author: infuriating private investor good clubs still have mediocre golfers. even good golfers aren't out there treating their foursome match like it's a pga event. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498158) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:27 AM Author: infuriating private investor he means specifically if you've got a game going with your foursome then straight up stroke play is TTT and is rarely seen. better ball, match play, or pretty much any other format is better for pace of play and you don't have to be an anal faggot about enforcing rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498012) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:33 AM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498068) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: Coiffed Aromatic Useless Brakes Forgetting your flask and needing to bum swigs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494230) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor not knowing the difference between foursomes and four-ball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494238) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:24 PM Author: bossy really tough guy elastic band having sex inside the windmill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494443) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:29 PM Author: opaque kitchen wtf mini-golf is prestigious af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494499) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:29 AM Author: Jet Personal Credit Line "this castle is impregnable!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497640) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:36 PM Author: judgmental filthy gas station Not knowing the meaning of the flag color on the flagstick
Stepping on someone's putting line
Placing the flagstick on the green or where someone's ball will likely hit it |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:39 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house tbf, these are n00b tells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494565) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:44 PM Author: judgmental filthy gas station I just listed stuff that the ghetto HS' did when we played them. Some of them wore Adidas. Stopped playing after HS after losing interest in it. Still have my HS bag with my clubs at my mom's house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494601) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:40 PM Author: azure duck-like library roommate 1. Golfing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494574) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:41 PM Author: Heady gaming laptop Noone wants to call out faggot OP re drinking on the course? Even the most prestigious wasps I know love getting trashed and playing golf. The two go hand in hand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494585) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:43 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house no, they don't. they drink afterwards. prestigious golfers want to do their best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494598) |
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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: infuriating private investor lol at your 11 hdcp ass having a clue how good golfers actually think. striver types who gun super hard to break 80 or whatever are insufferable faggots and among the biggest proles out there. just accept that you suck shit and having a few beers won't affect your game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500514) |
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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: Vengeful pit generalized bond devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500535) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:43 PM Author: Coiffed Aromatic Useless Brakes Can’t even fathom the basis for OP’s statement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494600) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:47 PM Author: bossy really tough guy elastic band he's a jewish teetotaler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494626) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:47 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house i drink, pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494632) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:01 PM Author: Hilarious black state therapy You don’t drink faggot
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:04 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&mc=106&forum_id=2#35494699 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494765) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:18 PM Author: Hilarious black state therapy (Faggot checking to see if Michelob Ultra from cart girl is parve) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494920) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:19 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house (it is) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495291) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: Slippery home http://www.businessinsider.com/letter-from-president-of-atlantas-piedmont-driving-club-over-drunk-behavior-2012-6
"One member decided to play the 14th hole completely naked. I have not researched it, but I suspect this is a crime in Georgia."
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:55 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494681) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:00 PM Author: nighttime hideous crackhouse goal in life Piedmont Driving Club is 180 and not prole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495202) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:24 AM Author: infuriating private investor IFNB approved club:
https://www.phillymag.com/news/2016/07/30/squires-the-last-boys-club/
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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:22 PM Author: Heady gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35502285) |
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Date: April 29th, 2020 3:58 PM Author: infuriating private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40117970) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:01 PM Author: Fishy bbw azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494728) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:42 PM Author: razzle salmon piazza Slow play Not fixing ball marks/filling divots Not picking up tees Brand new off-brand clubs |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:45 PM Author: Primrose philosopher-king Wearing futuristic shiny tight fitting golf shirts with a lot of fancy moisture wick technologies and shit.
Wearing matching golf gear all from one brand like you are sponsored (when you aren't). |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494620) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:47 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494633) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: bossy really tough guy elastic band only wearing red shirts on Sunday like you're Tiger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494667) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:59 PM Author: Primrose philosopher-king do people do this (other than Tiger)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494713) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:02 PM Author: bossy really tough guy elastic band when i took the lsat everyone on TLS had red shirt Tiger Woods avatars because it was "game day" lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494746) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:54 PM Author: Slippery home Not having a caddie
(xo Asian pumo) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:55 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494683) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:00 PM Author: grizzly metal site Golfing in general is godawful, but people who learn it as a kid and play it competitively seem OK
The worst are people who learn as young adults - prole striver white trash IMO
Olds have to play some sport and most are physically incapable of playing other sports, so I guess I understand why olds play golf |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:03 PM Author: Olive rehab national security agency Golfing is for try-hard strivers pretending to be rich. It's really the ultimate prole tell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494750) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:17 AM Author: infuriating private investor no, it's not at all. plenty of proles play golf and don't try or care at all about hiding their proleness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497545) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:52 PM Author: Vengeful pit generalized bond not if you grew up playing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489352) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:03 PM Author: bossy really tough guy elastic band Using a golf cart
(Antonin Scalia) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:05 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house nice one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494777) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:12 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor CR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494872) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:13 PM Author: Hilarious black state therapy LOL at a fucking Orthodox Jew telling this board what’s prole about golf. First off, you claim tennis, and there is basically zero overlap between serious tennis players and golfers, much less sabbath observing tennis players and golfers. If you don’t golf on Saturday, you don’t golf.
That said, and in the spirit of the thread, here are golf prole tells:
Bringinging your own booze to a CC
Avoiding driving your shitbox to a CC. (“Hey why don’t you pick me up.”)
Changing shoes in parking lot at CC
Cargo shorts, especially with a drawstring rather than belt loops
Refusing a caddy when everyone else has one
Putting cigarette down on green/tee box. (Smoking cigs is generally prole, but there are still a few blue blood smokers left.)
Dress code violations
Offering CC staff tips/offering to pay when CC only allows account charges
Driving up to CC with golf clubs in pickup truck rattling around
Spending 20 minutes in woods looking for a ball b/c you’re too cheap to lose it
Wearing hunting or sport srain gear when it rains
Going double or nothing on bets because you dont’ have the cash. Also, doing IOUs or trying to apply other debts to golfing debts. (“All right, I owe you $15, but gas for the ride here was $5 per person.”)
Playing with way worn out grips or clubs that clearly were demos
Costco clubs (balls are OK)
Metal spikes (used to be cool but now just a sign you got your spikes at a thirft shop or from grandpa)
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:20 PM Author: bossy really tough guy elastic band since this post is so country club made me think that golfing on public course is prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494947) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:27 PM Author: Hilarious black state therapy It’s not per se - plenty of good “public” courses. No one’s “prole” for playing pebble beach or troon north or bethpage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494989) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:37 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor agree with this poast generally but its absolutely prole to play bethpage more than once in a blue moon and LOL at troon north (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495050) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:46 PM Author: Hilarious black state therapy Fine. TPC Sawgrass? St. Andrews? BTW your striving ass smerrr rike duck sozzzz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495108) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:52 PM Author: Slippery home CR. If he says "medal play" one more time... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495160) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:59 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor what's youre problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495198) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:54 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor lol asians are the worst thing to ever happen to golf.
st. andrews is always prestigious even if youre just walking you're dog there on a sunday. |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:25 AM Author: infuriating private investor lol at this bullshit. plenty of public courses are very good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497604) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:54 PM Author: Olive rehab national security agency you seem like someone i would enjoy punching in the face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495170) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:02 PM Author: Hilarious black state therapy Suit yourself, and good luck finding someone else to sponsor you at Shinnecock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495207) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:17 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house (xo gook claiming to be a shinnecock member) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495282) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:29 AM Author: infuriating private investor (Shinnecock member who plays costco balls) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498036) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: Hilarious black state therapy Sorry you can't afford to play Kirkland Signatures (or apparently know about the biggest golf equipment story of 2016).
http://www.golf.com/tour-news/2017/01/26/costco-kirkland-signature-golf-balls-arent-gone-forever
https://mygolfspy.com/kirkland-vs-titleist-pro-v1/
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:30 PM Author: infuriating private investor they probably are a step up from the Precept MC Lady balls you used to play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499409) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:35 PM Author: odious boistinker brunch They're actually really good balls. Comparable to regular ProV1s and TM TPs. Certainly better than lower range urethane balls like the Project A or Rocketballz urethane. And it's just funny as hell to look down and see the ugly "Kirkland Signature" logo on an otherwise tour quality ball, or call out down the fairway, "yeah, that's me. I'm playing the Kirkland Signature." Lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499451) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:17 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495280) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:19 AM Author: infuriating private investor Costco balls are not ok. Pro V1s are ubiquitous at this point. lol at buying anything else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497562) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:25 PM Author: Hilarious black state therapy I was kidding, but you obviously must not know much about golf if you didn't hear about the Kirkland Signature vs. Pro V1 comparison.
https://mygolfspy.com/kirkland-vs-titleist-pro-v1/
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:31 PM Author: odious boistinker brunch how many k-sigs do you have left? I still have 6 dozen. Great balls for the price, obviously, but I think they spin too much. I prefer the X model balls (TPx/V1x/XV). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499424) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: Vibrant juggernaut wearing your grandfather's golf shoes seems pretty fucking prestigious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489767) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:40 PM Author: Violet hell Basically anything covered here
https://www.instagram.com/dadplayinggolf |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:18 PM Author: infuriating private investor https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba6vmC2FME9/?taken-by=dadplayinggolf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499322) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:07 AM Author: Drab swashbuckling scourge upon the earth This thread is awesome. It's a bunch of queers trying to one up each other but if you fly too close to the sun you get called azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497493) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM Author: vivacious shrine lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497610) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM Author: electric knife every poaster ITT is asian or jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497624) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:01 AM Author: flushed razzmatazz telephone lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497843) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:57 AM Author: Poppy stimulating locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498249) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:27 PM Author: Hilarious black state therapy Only by DBG or his sock pupppets because he knows fuck all about golf and that is his only retort when he is at the end of his short intellectual rope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499388) |
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Date: July 26th, 2018 1:03 PM Author: flushed razzmatazz telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500625) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:18 AM Author: stirring bull headed windowlicker drive for show, putt for no dough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497559) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM Author: Big nursing home Golf is for sissiecucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497615) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:39 AM Author: Soul-stirring lettuce queen of the night Having a 30 foot ball retriever that you routinely use not only do recover your own top flight X-Outs, but also to stop (regardless of pace of play) to get multiple discolored balls you see in a pond.
Pointer finger down along the shaft of the putter.
Having a special plastic angled tee that you spend more than 5 seconds searching for.
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:57 AM Author: arousing lavender pisswyrm halford Yep. Having the Jewstick and routinely using it is the biggest prole tell.
2nd one is spot on and hilarious |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:09 AM Author: infuriating private investor 2nd point is spot on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497903) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:06 PM Author: odious boistinker brunch These are good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499258) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:03 AM Author: flushed razzmatazz telephone Leave me alone you sneering faggots. I just want to whack the ball around and post my 100+ score in peace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497858) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:36 AM Author: slate police squad theatre Like I said earlier, bunch of joyless fags in this thread. No drinking? Get the fuck out of here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498088) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:48 AM Author: infuriating private investor i don't think anyone actually agrees with DBG on that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498173) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:58 AM Author: Poppy stimulating locale for complete hacks like me, golf is most fun when you don’t keep score at all I mean I know I’m gonna lose, why not just enjoy hitting the ball |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:03 PM Author: Soul-stirring lettuce queen of the night If you associate golf with drinking, by definition you are either a prole or alcoholic, save for a couple of exceptions: 1) wedding / bachelor party; 2) outing or scramble. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498288) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:16 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house cr; it also means you dont take golf seriously which is prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498382) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:35 PM Author: Soul-stirring lettuce queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498567) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:16 PM Author: slate police squad theatre Never said I wasn't prole. Just said that serious golfmos who look down on proles are fags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498388) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:18 PM Author: vivacious shrine I've never understood the contingent that suggests golf as a way to drink. If I want to drink, uh, I'll just go drink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498399) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:19 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498414) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:26 PM Author: Slippery home Really? It's outside for one. You could just go drink on a patio sure, but golfing also serves as a great activity instead of just sitting there. People love playing games while drinking. And golf is a 180 game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498491) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:31 PM Author: vivacious shrine Right but then I'm going golfing to golf, not to drink. If one likes golf and wants to play golf, I take no issue with it.
Golf shouldn't be a vehicle for drinking. |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:38 PM Author: Slippery home Some people like to combine. Especially non serious golfers. Great for bachelor parties.
What's wrong with enjoying both at same time? |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:35 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house prole tell = your golf outings are primarily bachelor parties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499445) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:32 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house prole tell = not taking golf seriously and seeing it as an activity to fuck around at (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498544) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:39 PM Author: Slippery home Maybe. But it's not like you are playing that way everytime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498597) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2020 11:48 AM Author: infuriating private investor Prole tell is being an 11 who takes golf super seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40139288) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:24 PM Author: flushed razzmatazz telephone I enjoy drinking when I golf. I don't need to drink because golf is fun on its own, but drinking and golfing can be fun sometimes.
It's all this other nitpicky shit that I don't care about. If you have good etiquette and maintain pace of play who gives a shit about plastic ball markers or a goofy Payne Stewart hat? Fuck off and let me chunk my irons. |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: odious boistinker brunch No real golfers care so long as you do as you said above. Follow traditional golf etiquette and play quickly. You can look and talk like a construction worker or dress like a Rickie Fowler clown for all I care. Drinking is fine too. We always throw back whiskey or a beer or two during our non-club weekend rounds. So long as you don't get legit drunk and act like an idiot, it's no big deal.
The truth is most golfers aren't pretentious clothmos like the dudes posting above, but are chill, generally good doods who love the game and enjoy meeting others who feel the same. |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:35 AM Author: infuriating private investor stand bags made by anyone other than Ping
sticking your putter with the wedges in your bag and not organizing it properly in general
only having wedges that are part of your iron set
staff bags
having full matching sets of clubs that make it obvious you bought the entire set at the same time. probably at dicks.
dressing like a tour pro, white belts, tight pants, etc.
slow play, being a pain in the ass about drops and rules if you're not breaking 80.
want to say full scrambles but it's the only way for big outings to actually finish in the same day. modified scrambles (scramble on drives only) are less prole though and actually let you sort of play your own game.
as much as it pains me to say, reciting lines from Caddyshack while playing |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:56 AM Author: Maize irradiated tanning salon boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498240) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:17 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house ljl this is caddyshack flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498398) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:25 PM Author: Maize irradiated tanning salon boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498482) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:34 PM Author: beady-eyed idea he suggested church building I played yesterday, and our group did a bunch of stuff that would qualify:
- pissing on a bush right by the tee box - riding putter around the green like a horse after making a long put - drinking many beers - exchanging cash on the green after bets were won/lost
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498575) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: Slippery home All of these things are actually very prestigious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498579) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:38 PM Author: flushed razzmatazz telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498591) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 8:51 PM Author: infuriating private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35502040) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:49 PM Author: infuriating private investor Owning any of these:
https://www.amazon.com/Caddyswag-Par-Golf-Bag-Cooler/dp/B008PU39Q4
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:31 PM Author: Hilarious black state therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499418) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 8:58 PM Author: Soul-stirring lettuce queen of the night Lol'd at several, #3 and #6 especially. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35502092) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:15 PM Author: Cerebral gaping depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35503107) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:28 PM Author: Jet Personal Credit Line definitely not fixing divots. also, not letting faster players play through. |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:38 PM Author: odious boistinker brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499472) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:03 AM Author: Sickened Theater Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35526163) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:48 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489308) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:52 PM Author: arousing lavender pisswyrm halford Using a beer brand golf bag (e.g. big red Budweiser bag) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489347) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:15 PM Author: House-broken tank (Rodney Dangerfield) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489489) |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:17 PM Author: Primrose philosopher-king so what? so let's dance
http://golf.swingbyswing.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Rodney_Dance_Caddyshack1.gif |
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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: infuriating private investor the red budweiser bags are awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500477) |
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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:45 PM Author: arousing lavender pisswyrm halford Awesome and prole are not mutually exclusive brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500501) |
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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: infuriating private investor the official red bud bag belongs in it's own category
This is 180:
this is 120 and is truly prole:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Datrek-Budweiser-Golf-Bag-With-Head-Cover/253765656208?hash=item3b159c9e90%3Ag%3AGr4AAOSw4-1bUhkF&_sacat=0&_nkw=budweiser+golf+bag&_from=R40&rt=nc&_trksid=p2334524.m570.l1313.TR5.TRC2.A0.H0.Xbudweiser+golf+bag.TRS0&LH_TitleDesc=0 |
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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: Drab swashbuckling scourge upon the earth BRUSH TEES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500543) |
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Date: July 26th, 2018 1:02 PM Author: topaz principal's office jewess Not sure how my ctrl+f for sneakers returns no results.
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Date: August 1st, 2018 6:41 PM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor (not one of the cool jr. golfers at the club doing minimalist schtick in sneakers carrying a ping moon/titleist sunday bag) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36536527) |
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Date: August 7th, 2018 1:56 AM Author: infuriating private investor ping l8 is the potus bag if you can find one in good condition (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567840) |
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Date: August 7th, 2018 2:06 AM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor cr i just went back to mine last year. also had an original hoofer.
the minimalism trend seemed to happen right after ping stopped with those and started making the hoofer 2 with full length dividers, ugly water bottle pocket and other gay stuff |
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Date: August 7th, 2018 2:08 AM Author: infuriating private investor i liked the water bottle pocket. the little bottle pouch inside the long pocket in the L8 was 180 for underage drinking though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567878) |
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Date: August 7th, 2018 2:13 AM Author: exhilarant school cafeteria rigor there was no real advantage over putting the bottle in the middle pouch on the original hoofer. the zipper was useless. also looked like shit of course (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567888) |
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Date: April 30th, 2020 1:19 PM Author: infuriating private investor I liked the water bottle pocket and the hoofer 2 pocket setup better in general than the later models.
L8 still is the potus pocket setup |
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Date: August 7th, 2018 2:05 AM Author: infuriating private investor since we're talking about minimalism, playing barefoot = super prestigious. only credited approach if you forget your shoes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567869) |
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Date: April 29th, 2020 4:05 PM Author: infuriating private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40118007) |
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Date: April 29th, 2020 3:46 PM Author: Histrionic step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40117910) |
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Date: April 29th, 2020 4:09 PM Author: Plum laughsome trust fund Not wearing plus fours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40118025) |
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Date: April 29th, 2020 4:18 PM Author: Ruby Faggotry Messiness when do you find time to play golf especially if you still play real sports (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40118061) |
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Date: April 30th, 2020 9:49 AM Author: infuriating private investor "real" sports are for children. adults play golf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40122079) |
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Date: April 30th, 2020 1:24 PM Author: thriller field Hummer golf cart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40123483) |