Funny That Retard Christians Take Bible Literally, And Ortho Jews Don't Even
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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:02 PM Author: Avocado thriller ape
ortho jews are high enough iq that they can explain away things that don't make sense. e.g., the bulk of orthodox jew scholarship on creation acknowledges that it's allegory on so many levels that we can't even begin to understand. maimonides even says that adam and eve arent even the first humans, and are representations of the first humans with the brain capacity to have souls.
on the other hand, goyim literally believe shit in the OT that even the jews don't literally believe -- plus their own bullshit about some kike hippie getting resurrected. ljl at goyim.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556515) |
Date: March 7th, 2018 7:28 PM Author: Twinkling nowag
Are you shitting me with this? Yeah, some dumb Christians believe this shit, but very few do and to the extent they do it doesn't impact their lives at all. Meanwhile, you guys have to plan every meal, multiple days of the week, a bunch of randomly placed holidays, what you wear every day, chop pieces of babies dicks off, etc. On Friday evening/Saturday you bug the hell out of everyone to deal with your silly religious stuff, you put freakin' strings all over various neighborhoods to trick God, and you think some redneck mouthing off after a few beers is the retard here?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556649) |
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Date: March 8th, 2018 10:23 AM Author: vengeful church building
This is 100% true.
Where kids are a strain is on TIME, and today's narcissistic millennials have fewer or no kids largely because they don't want the responsibility or duties that go along with with it.
I mean, shit, my fiancee's cousin who has been married for a couple years now and is approaching her mid-30s said she's not sure when she'll want kids because she likes the ability to go out and socialize with friends and people from work and drink beers and go to concerts, etc. Can you believe that? Can you imagine eschewing the closest bond between humans because you want to be able to get fucking beers with coworkers during the week?
That shit is common. It's not like having a few kids would prevent her and her husband from eating, or living, or clothing themselves, or being part of a community, or going to the beach. It's preventing them from selfishly using their time to just do fun, childish shit all the time.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35560647) |
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Date: March 8th, 2018 10:57 AM Author: Avocado thriller ape
are there straight males like this, or is it just a woman thing?
seems like straight males only leave the house to "socialize" in the hopes of getting their dick wet, and if they're married or in a relationship, they'd never leave the house if they didn't have to other than watching a game at a sports bar.
but i guess most "straight" "males" in mfh are a bunch of faggot homos who let their gfs/wives drag them to a neverending parade of house parties, birthday parties, going-away parties, etc
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35560913)
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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:07 AM Author: Avocado thriller ape
cr. and most of these women are totally unaware of the superficiality of their relationships.
i love that pddj hates most of this shit, and we just sit in the corner and talk to each other as much as we can if we ever go to this shit.
we actually went to a b-day house party a could weeks ago, and this nearing-40 shrew jewess shows up in yoga pants 2 hrs after everyone else got there. a few minutes later, they happened to be doing toasts for the b-day girl and her BF said a few generic words and she thanked everyone for coming. and then the yoga pants shrew decided she wanted the floor and went on a 10 minute blab-fest about what a great friend the b-day girl is blah blah. then she left 5 minutes later.
pddj said, what a great friend, she came for 20 minutes and half the time she was there, she was giving some narcissistic attention-whoring speech.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561003) |
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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:03 AM Author: vengeful church building
i used to hate friday weddings more than sunday weddings because of the practical need to take a day off, but as i've grown and taken on more responsibilities i think the ranking is
saturday wedding >>>>>>>>>>>>> friday wedding >>>>>>>> sunday wedding
with evening wedding >>>>>>>>>>>>>> afternoon wedding, though it's much closer on sunday bc sunday is so shitty. i actually am at the point where i hate going anywhere on sunday.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35560972) |
Date: March 8th, 2018 3:27 PM Author: Electric locale
I can't believe this thread has gone on so long with nobody mentioning Passover.
You know that story where God murdered a bunch of kids? I believe you celebrate it every year. Well, it turns out that there's no evidence of it, no evidence that so many people spent 40 years wandering through the desert, and no evidence in Israeli archaeology that there was ever the massive influx that would have happened at the end of the wandering. Some Jews admit the whole story is flame but still keep believing in the religion, but a lot are still running flame that it actually happened.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35563249) |
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