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ITT: situations where a sports fan is obligated to suck an athlete's cock

Clear rule: your favorite team's GOAT player of all time, yo...
geriatric mustard school
  03/12/18
moral of the story - sporTTTnuts always end up with nigger c...
curious indian lodge multi-billionaire
  03/12/18
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excitant underhanded whorehouse tattoo
  03/12/18
75% of the athletes I mentioned in my OP are white
geriatric mustard school
  03/12/18
but is Tom Brady really going to be demanding beejers from r...
curious indian lodge multi-billionaire
  03/12/18
well an athlete's race doesn't matter. their accomplishments...
geriatric mustard school
  03/12/18
cr. that's why I'm not a sportttfan.
curious indian lodge multi-billionaire
  03/12/18
, he mumbled while sucking off a diseased clansman
geriatric mustard school
  03/12/18
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Exciting nighttime box office really tough guy
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curious indian lodge multi-billionaire
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stimulating crackhouse
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fragrant principal's office
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hairless becky
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curious indian lodge multi-billionaire
  03/24/18
any xo tennis poaster should suck dr federer's BSC anytime
Stubborn internal respiration water buffalo
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geriatric mustard school
  03/12/18
180
puce dragon
  03/24/18
Is there any reciprocating when I write an awesome memo?
magical sadistic voyeur
  03/24/18
Lol no
geriatric mustard school
  03/24/18
only if it breaks a several-season legislation drought.
curious indian lodge multi-billionaire
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motley half-breed
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geriatric mustard school
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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: geriatric mustard school

Clear rule: your favorite team's GOAT player of all time, you must suck his cock if he wants it. Any Patriots fan anywhere is morally obligated to perform oral sex on Tom Brady if Tom Brady so requests.

Clear rule: if a player helped your sports team break a long championship drought, you must suck his cock if he wants it. All Cubs fans alive in 2016 are now obligated for the rest of their lives to suck off Jake Arrieta or Kris Bryant, at a time and place of Jake and Kris's choosing. Doesn't matter what they do the rest of their careers. 100+ fucking years of no championship and those guys break the curse? You better get down on your knees.

Gray area: if a player helped break a championship drought, but not a major one. If Kevin Garnett came back to Boston looking for good head from an Irish meathead, it's not clear to me that a hardcore Celtics fan would be OBLIGATED to comply. I mean, it'd be a nice gesture, but to say that it's the same as Kris Bryant is stretching it to absurdity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585394)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: curious indian lodge multi-billionaire

moral of the story - sporTTTnuts always end up with nigger cum in their mouth, one way or another

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585453)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: excitant underhanded whorehouse tattoo



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: geriatric mustard school

75% of the athletes I mentioned in my OP are white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585457)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: curious indian lodge multi-billionaire

but is Tom Brady really going to be demanding beejers from random fans? I think the ethnic athletes would be much more likely to exploit these rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585464)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: geriatric mustard school

well an athlete's race doesn't matter. their accomplishments on the field do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585476)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:56 AM
Author: curious indian lodge multi-billionaire

cr. that's why I'm not a sportttfan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585498)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 8:22 AM
Author: geriatric mustard school

, he mumbled while sucking off a diseased clansman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35586212)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: Exciting nighttime box office really tough guy



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: curious indian lodge multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35676991)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: stimulating crackhouse



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: fragrant principal's office



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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: hairless becky



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: curious indian lodge multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35679939)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:57 AM
Author: Stubborn internal respiration water buffalo

any xo tennis poaster should suck dr federer's BSC anytime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585503)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: geriatric mustard school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35589015)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: puce dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677040)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: magical sadistic voyeur

Is there any reciprocating when I write an awesome memo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677092)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: geriatric mustard school

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677468)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: curious indian lodge multi-billionaire

only if it breaks a several-season legislation drought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677740)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 8:37 AM
Author: motley half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#39056532)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 8:36 AM
Author: geriatric mustard school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#39056530)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: geriatric mustard school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#39059155)