ITT: situations where a sports fan is obligated to suck an athlete's cock
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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:37 AM Author: high-end gunner
Clear rule: your favorite team's GOAT player of all time, you must suck his cock if he wants it. Any Patriots fan anywhere is morally obligated to perform oral sex on Tom Brady if Tom Brady so requests.
Clear rule: if a player helped your sports team break a long championship drought, you must suck his cock if he wants it. All Cubs fans alive in 2016 are now obligated for the rest of their lives to suck off Jake Arrieta or Kris Bryant, at a time and place of Jake and Kris's choosing. Doesn't matter what they do the rest of their careers. 100+ fucking years of no championship and those guys break the curse? You better get down on your knees.
Gray area: if a player helped break a championship drought, but not a major one. If Kevin Garnett came back to Boston looking for good head from an Irish meathead, it's not clear to me that a hardcore Celtics fan would be OBLIGATED to comply. I mean, it'd be a nice gesture, but to say that it's the same as Kris Bryant is stretching it to absurdity.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585394) |
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