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ITT: situations where a sports fan is obligated to suck an athlete's cock

Clear rule: your favorite team's GOAT player of all time, yo...
high-end gunner
  03/12/18
moral of the story - sporTTTnuts always end up with nigger c...
pearl sneaky criminal
  03/12/18
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Cowardly stirring set potus
  03/12/18
75% of the athletes I mentioned in my OP are white
high-end gunner
  03/12/18
but is Tom Brady really going to be demanding beejers from r...
pearl sneaky criminal
  03/12/18
well an athlete's race doesn't matter. their accomplishments...
high-end gunner
  03/12/18
cr. that's why I'm not a sportttfan.
pearl sneaky criminal
  03/12/18
, he mumbled while sucking off a diseased clansman
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Multi-colored market reading party
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pearl sneaky criminal
  03/24/18
any xo tennis poaster should suck dr federer's BSC anytime
Salmon private investor
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high-end gunner
  03/12/18
180
crystalline laughsome idea he suggested hissy fit
  03/24/18
Is there any reciprocating when I write an awesome memo?
Twinkling sadistic spot regret
  03/24/18
Lol no
high-end gunner
  03/24/18
only if it breaks a several-season legislation drought.
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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: high-end gunner

Clear rule: your favorite team's GOAT player of all time, you must suck his cock if he wants it. Any Patriots fan anywhere is morally obligated to perform oral sex on Tom Brady if Tom Brady so requests.

Clear rule: if a player helped your sports team break a long championship drought, you must suck his cock if he wants it. All Cubs fans alive in 2016 are now obligated for the rest of their lives to suck off Jake Arrieta or Kris Bryant, at a time and place of Jake and Kris's choosing. Doesn't matter what they do the rest of their careers. 100+ fucking years of no championship and those guys break the curse? You better get down on your knees.

Gray area: if a player helped break a championship drought, but not a major one. If Kevin Garnett came back to Boston looking for good head from an Irish meathead, it's not clear to me that a hardcore Celtics fan would be OBLIGATED to comply. I mean, it'd be a nice gesture, but to say that it's the same as Kris Bryant is stretching it to absurdity.

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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: pearl sneaky criminal

moral of the story - sporTTTnuts always end up with nigger cum in their mouth, one way or another

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585453)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Cowardly stirring set potus



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: high-end gunner

75% of the athletes I mentioned in my OP are white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585457)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: pearl sneaky criminal

but is Tom Brady really going to be demanding beejers from random fans? I think the ethnic athletes would be much more likely to exploit these rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585464)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: high-end gunner

well an athlete's race doesn't matter. their accomplishments on the field do.

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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:56 AM
Author: pearl sneaky criminal

cr. that's why I'm not a sportttfan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585498)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 8:22 AM
Author: high-end gunner

, he mumbled while sucking off a diseased clansman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35586212)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: Citrine Water Buffalo



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: pearl sneaky criminal



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: sexy slate bbw church building



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Pisswyrm



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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored market reading party



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: pearl sneaky criminal



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:57 AM
Author: Salmon private investor

any xo tennis poaster should suck dr federer's BSC anytime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585503)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: high-end gunner



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: crystalline laughsome idea he suggested hissy fit

180

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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Twinkling sadistic spot regret

Is there any reciprocating when I write an awesome memo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677092)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: high-end gunner

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677468)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: pearl sneaky criminal

only if it breaks a several-season legislation drought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677740)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 8:37 AM
Author: canary dashing state



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Date: November 1st, 2019 8:36 AM
Author: high-end gunner



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Date: November 1st, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: high-end gunner



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