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ITT: situations where a sports fan is obligated to suck an athlete's cock

Clear rule: your favorite team's GOAT player of all time, yo...
lascivious disrespectful generalized bond
  03/12/18
moral of the story - sporTTTnuts always end up with nigger c...
floppy cordovan gunner
  03/12/18
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180 striped hyena forum
  03/12/18
75% of the athletes I mentioned in my OP are white
lascivious disrespectful generalized bond
  03/12/18
but is Tom Brady really going to be demanding beejers from r...
floppy cordovan gunner
  03/12/18
well an athlete's race doesn't matter. their accomplishments...
lascivious disrespectful generalized bond
  03/12/18
cr. that's why I'm not a sportttfan.
floppy cordovan gunner
  03/12/18
, he mumbled while sucking off a diseased clansman
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Yellow Field
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Light electric furnace sweet tailpipe
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purple alcoholic gas station
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floppy cordovan gunner
  03/24/18
any xo tennis poaster should suck dr federer's BSC anytime
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lascivious disrespectful generalized bond
  03/12/18
180
magical charcoal shrine mood
  03/24/18
Is there any reciprocating when I write an awesome memo?
Zippy dog poop
  03/24/18
Lol no
lascivious disrespectful generalized bond
  03/24/18
only if it breaks a several-season legislation drought.
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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: lascivious disrespectful generalized bond

Clear rule: your favorite team's GOAT player of all time, you must suck his cock if he wants it. Any Patriots fan anywhere is morally obligated to perform oral sex on Tom Brady if Tom Brady so requests.

Clear rule: if a player helped your sports team break a long championship drought, you must suck his cock if he wants it. All Cubs fans alive in 2016 are now obligated for the rest of their lives to suck off Jake Arrieta or Kris Bryant, at a time and place of Jake and Kris's choosing. Doesn't matter what they do the rest of their careers. 100+ fucking years of no championship and those guys break the curse? You better get down on your knees.

Gray area: if a player helped break a championship drought, but not a major one. If Kevin Garnett came back to Boston looking for good head from an Irish meathead, it's not clear to me that a hardcore Celtics fan would be OBLIGATED to comply. I mean, it'd be a nice gesture, but to say that it's the same as Kris Bryant is stretching it to absurdity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585394)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: floppy cordovan gunner

moral of the story - sporTTTnuts always end up with nigger cum in their mouth, one way or another

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585453)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: 180 striped hyena forum



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: lascivious disrespectful generalized bond

75% of the athletes I mentioned in my OP are white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585457)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: floppy cordovan gunner

but is Tom Brady really going to be demanding beejers from random fans? I think the ethnic athletes would be much more likely to exploit these rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585464)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: lascivious disrespectful generalized bond

well an athlete's race doesn't matter. their accomplishments on the field do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585476)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:56 AM
Author: floppy cordovan gunner

cr. that's why I'm not a sportttfan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585498)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 8:22 AM
Author: lascivious disrespectful generalized bond

, he mumbled while sucking off a diseased clansman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35586212)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: Yellow Field



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: floppy cordovan gunner



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: black bawdyhouse round eye



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Light electric furnace sweet tailpipe



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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: purple alcoholic gas station



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: floppy cordovan gunner



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:57 AM
Author: iridescent mad-dog skullcap

any xo tennis poaster should suck dr federer's BSC anytime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585503)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: lascivious disrespectful generalized bond



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: magical charcoal shrine mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677040)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Zippy dog poop

Is there any reciprocating when I write an awesome memo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677092)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: lascivious disrespectful generalized bond

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677468)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: floppy cordovan gunner

only if it breaks a several-season legislation drought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677740)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 8:37 AM
Author: Amethyst Feces



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Date: November 1st, 2019 8:36 AM
Author: lascivious disrespectful generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#39056530)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: lascivious disrespectful generalized bond



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