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ITT: situations where a sports fan is obligated to suck an athlete's cock

Clear rule: your favorite team's GOAT player of all time, yo...
Lascivious Obsidian Kitchen
  03/12/18
moral of the story - sporTTTnuts always end up with nigger c...
carnelian sanctuary halford
  03/12/18
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pontificating digit ratio
  03/12/18
75% of the athletes I mentioned in my OP are white
Lascivious Obsidian Kitchen
  03/12/18
but is Tom Brady really going to be demanding beejers from r...
carnelian sanctuary halford
  03/12/18
well an athlete's race doesn't matter. their accomplishments...
Lascivious Obsidian Kitchen
  03/12/18
cr. that's why I'm not a sportttfan.
carnelian sanctuary halford
  03/12/18
, he mumbled while sucking off a diseased clansman
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Dashing bespoke rigor set
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carnelian sanctuary halford
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Bright exciting location
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turquoise stage elastic band
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carnelian sanctuary halford
  03/24/18
any xo tennis poaster should suck dr federer's BSC anytime
Swashbuckling lay
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Lascivious Obsidian Kitchen
  03/12/18
180
curious painfully honest whorehouse
  03/24/18
Is there any reciprocating when I write an awesome memo?
Floppy slap-happy tattoo giraffe
  03/24/18
Lol no
Lascivious Obsidian Kitchen
  03/24/18
only if it breaks a several-season legislation drought.
carnelian sanctuary halford
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Charismatic embarrassed to the bone karate
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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Lascivious Obsidian Kitchen

Clear rule: your favorite team's GOAT player of all time, you must suck his cock if he wants it. Any Patriots fan anywhere is morally obligated to perform oral sex on Tom Brady if Tom Brady so requests.

Clear rule: if a player helped your sports team break a long championship drought, you must suck his cock if he wants it. All Cubs fans alive in 2016 are now obligated for the rest of their lives to suck off Jake Arrieta or Kris Bryant, at a time and place of Jake and Kris's choosing. Doesn't matter what they do the rest of their careers. 100+ fucking years of no championship and those guys break the curse? You better get down on your knees.

Gray area: if a player helped break a championship drought, but not a major one. If Kevin Garnett came back to Boston looking for good head from an Irish meathead, it's not clear to me that a hardcore Celtics fan would be OBLIGATED to comply. I mean, it'd be a nice gesture, but to say that it's the same as Kris Bryant is stretching it to absurdity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585394)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: carnelian sanctuary halford

moral of the story - sporTTTnuts always end up with nigger cum in their mouth, one way or another

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585453)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: pontificating digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585454)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Lascivious Obsidian Kitchen

75% of the athletes I mentioned in my OP are white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585457)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: carnelian sanctuary halford

but is Tom Brady really going to be demanding beejers from random fans? I think the ethnic athletes would be much more likely to exploit these rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585464)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: Lascivious Obsidian Kitchen

well an athlete's race doesn't matter. their accomplishments on the field do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585476)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:56 AM
Author: carnelian sanctuary halford

cr. that's why I'm not a sportttfan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585498)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 8:22 AM
Author: Lascivious Obsidian Kitchen

, he mumbled while sucking off a diseased clansman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35586212)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: Dashing bespoke rigor set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35586216)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: carnelian sanctuary halford



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: 180 Learning Disabled Electric Furnace Institution



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Bright exciting location



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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: turquoise stage elastic band



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: carnelian sanctuary halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35679939)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:57 AM
Author: Swashbuckling lay

any xo tennis poaster should suck dr federer's BSC anytime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585503)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Lascivious Obsidian Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35589015)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: curious painfully honest whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677040)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Floppy slap-happy tattoo giraffe

Is there any reciprocating when I write an awesome memo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677092)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Lascivious Obsidian Kitchen

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677468)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: carnelian sanctuary halford

only if it breaks a several-season legislation drought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677740)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 8:37 AM
Author: Charismatic embarrassed to the bone karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#39056532)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 8:36 AM
Author: Lascivious Obsidian Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#39056530)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: Lascivious Obsidian Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#39059155)