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ITT: situations where a sports fan is obligated to suck an athlete's cock

Clear rule: your favorite team's GOAT player of all time, yo...
harsh trust fund
  03/12/18
moral of the story - sporTTTnuts always end up with nigger c...
flesh shivering address
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Navy stimulating business firm mood
  03/12/18
75% of the athletes I mentioned in my OP are white
harsh trust fund
  03/12/18
but is Tom Brady really going to be demanding beejers from r...
flesh shivering address
  03/12/18
well an athlete's race doesn't matter. their accomplishments...
harsh trust fund
  03/12/18
cr. that's why I'm not a sportttfan.
flesh shivering address
  03/12/18
, he mumbled while sucking off a diseased clansman
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  03/12/18
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internet-worthy emerald idea he suggested affirmative action
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pearl fluffy shitlib
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Aphrodisiac Naked Institution Place Of Business
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flesh shivering address
  03/24/18
any xo tennis poaster should suck dr federer's BSC anytime
aggressive brunch
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harsh trust fund
  03/12/18
180
exhilarant kink-friendly point messiness
  03/24/18
Is there any reciprocating when I write an awesome memo?
autistic up-to-no-good menage elastic band
  03/24/18
Lol no
harsh trust fund
  03/24/18
only if it breaks a several-season legislation drought.
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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: harsh trust fund

Clear rule: your favorite team's GOAT player of all time, you must suck his cock if he wants it. Any Patriots fan anywhere is morally obligated to perform oral sex on Tom Brady if Tom Brady so requests.

Clear rule: if a player helped your sports team break a long championship drought, you must suck his cock if he wants it. All Cubs fans alive in 2016 are now obligated for the rest of their lives to suck off Jake Arrieta or Kris Bryant, at a time and place of Jake and Kris's choosing. Doesn't matter what they do the rest of their careers. 100+ fucking years of no championship and those guys break the curse? You better get down on your knees.

Gray area: if a player helped break a championship drought, but not a major one. If Kevin Garnett came back to Boston looking for good head from an Irish meathead, it's not clear to me that a hardcore Celtics fan would be OBLIGATED to comply. I mean, it'd be a nice gesture, but to say that it's the same as Kris Bryant is stretching it to absurdity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585394)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: flesh shivering address

moral of the story - sporTTTnuts always end up with nigger cum in their mouth, one way or another

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585453)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Navy stimulating business firm mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585454)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: harsh trust fund

75% of the athletes I mentioned in my OP are white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585457)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: flesh shivering address

but is Tom Brady really going to be demanding beejers from random fans? I think the ethnic athletes would be much more likely to exploit these rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585464)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: harsh trust fund

well an athlete's race doesn't matter. their accomplishments on the field do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585476)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:56 AM
Author: flesh shivering address

cr. that's why I'm not a sportttfan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585498)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 8:22 AM
Author: harsh trust fund

, he mumbled while sucking off a diseased clansman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35586212)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: internet-worthy emerald idea he suggested affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35586216)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: flesh shivering address



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: floppy pocket flask tanning salon



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: pearl fluffy shitlib



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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Naked Institution Place Of Business



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: flesh shivering address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35679939)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:57 AM
Author: aggressive brunch

any xo tennis poaster should suck dr federer's BSC anytime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585503)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: harsh trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35589015)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: exhilarant kink-friendly point messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677040)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: autistic up-to-no-good menage elastic band

Is there any reciprocating when I write an awesome memo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677092)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: harsh trust fund

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677468)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: flesh shivering address

only if it breaks a several-season legislation drought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677740)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 8:37 AM
Author: Cream odious plaza idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#39056532)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 8:36 AM
Author: harsh trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#39056530)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: harsh trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#39059155)