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ITT: situations where a sports fan is obligated to suck an athlete's cock

Clear rule: your favorite team's GOAT player of all time, yo...
flatulent round eye
  03/12/18
moral of the story - sporTTTnuts always end up with nigger c...
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dashing snowy nibblets
  03/12/18
75% of the athletes I mentioned in my OP are white
flatulent round eye
  03/12/18
but is Tom Brady really going to be demanding beejers from r...
Cordovan concupiscible candlestick maker sex offender
  03/12/18
well an athlete's race doesn't matter. their accomplishments...
flatulent round eye
  03/12/18
cr. that's why I'm not a sportttfan.
Cordovan concupiscible candlestick maker sex offender
  03/12/18
, he mumbled while sucking off a diseased clansman
flatulent round eye
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Cordovan concupiscible candlestick maker sex offender
  03/24/18
any xo tennis poaster should suck dr federer's BSC anytime
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flatulent round eye
  03/12/18
180
dun racy rigpig
  03/24/18
Is there any reciprocating when I write an awesome memo?
Vibrant Messiness Lay
  03/24/18
Lol no
flatulent round eye
  03/24/18
only if it breaks a several-season legislation drought.
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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: flatulent round eye

Clear rule: your favorite team's GOAT player of all time, you must suck his cock if he wants it. Any Patriots fan anywhere is morally obligated to perform oral sex on Tom Brady if Tom Brady so requests.

Clear rule: if a player helped your sports team break a long championship drought, you must suck his cock if he wants it. All Cubs fans alive in 2016 are now obligated for the rest of their lives to suck off Jake Arrieta or Kris Bryant, at a time and place of Jake and Kris's choosing. Doesn't matter what they do the rest of their careers. 100+ fucking years of no championship and those guys break the curse? You better get down on your knees.

Gray area: if a player helped break a championship drought, but not a major one. If Kevin Garnett came back to Boston looking for good head from an Irish meathead, it's not clear to me that a hardcore Celtics fan would be OBLIGATED to comply. I mean, it'd be a nice gesture, but to say that it's the same as Kris Bryant is stretching it to absurdity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585394)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Cordovan concupiscible candlestick maker sex offender

moral of the story - sporTTTnuts always end up with nigger cum in their mouth, one way or another

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585453)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: dashing snowy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585454)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: flatulent round eye

75% of the athletes I mentioned in my OP are white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585457)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: Cordovan concupiscible candlestick maker sex offender

but is Tom Brady really going to be demanding beejers from random fans? I think the ethnic athletes would be much more likely to exploit these rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585464)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: flatulent round eye

well an athlete's race doesn't matter. their accomplishments on the field do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585476)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:56 AM
Author: Cordovan concupiscible candlestick maker sex offender

cr. that's why I'm not a sportttfan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585498)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 8:22 AM
Author: flatulent round eye

, he mumbled while sucking off a diseased clansman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35586212)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: Dead whorehouse crotch



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Cordovan concupiscible candlestick maker sex offender



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Lime pisswyrm cuckold



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Mind-boggling famous landscape painting haunted graveyard



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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Greedy hospital genital piercing



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Cordovan concupiscible candlestick maker sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35679939)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:57 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Cerise Police Squad

any xo tennis poaster should suck dr federer's BSC anytime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35585503)



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Date: March 12th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: flatulent round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35589015)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: dun racy rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677040)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Vibrant Messiness Lay

Is there any reciprocating when I write an awesome memo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677092)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: flatulent round eye

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677468)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Cordovan concupiscible candlestick maker sex offender

only if it breaks a several-season legislation drought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#35677740)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 8:37 AM
Author: bateful wine fat ankles



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Date: November 1st, 2019 8:36 AM
Author: flatulent round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916123&forum_id=2#39056530)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: flatulent round eye



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