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Where Do Spring Break Proles/Sluts Even Fuck?

right on the beach? public portapotties on the beach? in hot...
comical azure office
  03/14/18
Yes
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Autistic Theater
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***BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP***
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Infuriating Aqua People Who Are Hurt
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Howard Johnson
Vengeful fantasy-prone toilet seat pozpig
  03/14/18
I once spent the night at the HOJO at Panama City on HS spri...
jade stimulating selfie patrolman
  03/14/18
Cr i was there bro it was great
bisexual roast beef locale
  03/14/18
DESCRIBE the craziest, sluttiest shit you saw there
Passionate Location
  03/14/18
sluttiest was literally several occasions where I saw people...
jade stimulating selfie patrolman
  03/14/18
I think you’ve lived one of the best lives of any poaster
concupiscible principal's office depressive
  03/14/18
describe the public fucking. both parties butt-naked? wearin...
comical azure office
  03/14/18
what would you do without xo to explain real life to you
Multi-colored Center
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Garnet weed whacker
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IME there's still clothing on sometimes panties pushed to si...
out-of-control therapy striped hyena
  03/14/18
what about penises? guys pulling board shorts fully down?
comical azure office
  03/14/18
yeah they tend to, due to gravity, fall to the ankles and fr...
out-of-control therapy striped hyena
  03/14/18
what are the most common positions? missionary? doggy? do th...
comical azure office
  03/14/18
there's usually making out because that's when you get priva...
out-of-control therapy striped hyena
  03/14/18
how many minutes/hours between the first words with a girl a...
comical azure office
  03/14/18
?
comical azure office
  03/15/18
I think it takes a few hours, like you meet out and then go ...
out-of-control therapy striped hyena
  03/15/18
Ironside pls explain this freak
Multi-colored Center
  03/14/18
Fore what? You’re such a weird faggot
saffron round eye
  03/14/18
GREAT subthread.
Aromatic School
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comical azure office
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twinkling pungent love of her life
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High-end Adventurous Plaza
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Sepia incel laser beams
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you're one truly weird faggot
Multi-colored Center
  03/14/18
you tell ur buddies not to come into the room and yes you js...
out-of-control therapy striped hyena
  03/14/18
dont these proles jam like 10 ppl in one room? what if more ...
comical azure office
  03/14/18
time for a cum fiesta, breh
out-of-control therapy striped hyena
  03/14/18
bathroom bathtub brah
jade stimulating selfie patrolman
  03/14/18
bangbus circles the block
Tan idiot
  03/14/18
#ironside
soul-stirring generalized bond
  03/14/18
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comical azure office
  03/14/18
Pics to illustrate this sort of thing, perhaps even if there...
Aromatic School
  03/14/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916858&mc=3...
comical azure office
  03/14/18
Yeah, about 3 mins after those pics.
Aromatic School
  03/14/18
http://www.sandyscenes.com/home/beach-portraits http://ww...
jade stimulating selfie patrolman
  03/14/18
Even 5 years ago -- so many fewer tattoos.
Aromatic School
  03/14/18
Creamlied one of these sluts behind a senor frogs once. Natu...
exhilarant misanthropic school cafeteria
  03/14/18
everywhere
cerise thriller piazza trump supporter
  03/14/18
I fucked a black chick in a bed with about 12 other coeds in...
histrionic pit regret
  03/14/18
flame. black chicks aren't sluts
vigorous menage
  03/15/18
This sort of behavior continues on chill fratty vacations we...
cerise thriller piazza trump supporter
  03/14/18
tell us stories what is it about women and vacations and ...
out-of-control therapy striped hyena
  03/14/18
They WANT to be sluts but fear judgment, I think less eyes o...
cerise thriller piazza trump supporter
  03/14/18
They're just as horny if not moreso than men when it comes t...
rebellious fuchsia senate
  03/15/18
OP doesn't seem very chill or fratty. My frat bros and I ...
slap-happy forum
  03/14/18
CR
Autistic Theater
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Multi-colored Center
  03/14/18
My older bro went there when they were filming the MTV sprin...
up-to-no-good gas station giraffe
  03/16/18
Went to South Padre and Cancun for spring break in college a...
Autistic Theater
  03/14/18
CR. Went to Cancun for my HS senior trip and we all just di...
slap-happy forum
  03/14/18
I had sex on a couple balconies, the beach, a hot tub, the p...
Autistic Theater
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time machine that lets me take $5K out of my checking accoun...
chest-beating charismatic theater stage circlehead
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Would give a year of my life for this time machine and two w...
Autistic Theater
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I had sex with a spicy latina elementary schoolteacher on a ...
slap-happy forum
  03/14/18
The 60-year slide into the grave.
Fiercely-loyal curious halford sex offender
  03/15/18
Pretty much wherever we want.
Anal Brunch
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spectacular fear-inspiring boltzmann
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I went to Spring Break five times and ended up having sex wi...
Autistic Theater
  03/14/18
Not doubting you, just the sentence construction reminded me...
Anal Brunch
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Lol you dont need to explain yourself to this bitchmade henp...
motley disrespectful friendly grandma skinny woman
  03/14/18
chill breh
Multi-colored Center
  03/14/18
Calm down faggot
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Passionate Location
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motley disrespectful friendly grandma skinny woman
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LMAO
twinkling pungent love of her life
  03/14/18
i don't regret missing this stage in life. there are plenty ...
comical azure office
  03/14/18
Ditto. I envy people with great relationships, but spring br...
Shivering Clown Jewess
  03/14/18
It was joyous Charles. Pure hedonism and joy.
Autistic Theater
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Total surrender to hedonism is to reduce oneself to an anima...
Shivering Clown Jewess
  03/14/18
it's just a couple days during college years bro it's nbd
Multi-colored Center
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Autistic Theater
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(Your future wife)
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yeah "not your style" surely not because of your d...
Multi-colored Center
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(Guy who thinks having sex with hot 18 year olds is not his ...
Autistic Theater
  03/14/18
yes, i prefer them much younger
comical azure office
  03/14/18
*settles for a fat 30 year old prole who has fucked and suck...
Multi-colored Center
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she was 24 when we met. turdcock is like putting a pencil in...
comical azure office
  03/14/18
fucking disgusting
Multi-colored Center
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So I went on a spring break trip with law school friends whe...
chest-beating charismatic theater stage circlehead
  03/14/18
What was his name? (The sleeping guy in whose ass you finish...
saffron round eye
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comical azure office
  03/14/18
Jacob with a K
chest-beating charismatic theater stage circlehead
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Jakob Dylan? It all makes sense now
Dashing Field
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Trip multi-billionaire
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Hotel room, man. We had like 8 people in mine. Mostly chi...
rose arrogant spot
  03/14/18
guys and girls share hotel rooms?
comical azure office
  03/14/18
No. You go down and get a room with your FRAT BROS and bang ...
cerise thriller piazza trump supporter
  03/14/18
rofl. i have no game, but i spotted this cuckery a mile away...
comical azure office
  03/14/18
Either that, or it's a NOWAG fantasizing about what spring b...
cerise thriller piazza trump supporter
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comical azure office
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I wasn't Ina frat, and I didn't get laid, so maybe I did it ...
rose arrogant spot
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how is it a blast if you dont get laid? sounds horrible even...
comical azure office
  03/15/18
it's becoming more and more apparent that you are flame
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why would i know the mechanics of spring break?
comical azure office
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Yeshiva University tell
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comical azure office
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I'm a college bro on Spring Break now, and it's not really l...
irradiated property
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My buddies are going absolutely 110% trying to bang these tw...
irradiated property
  03/15/18
:(
outnumbered electric gaming laptop
  03/15/18
TBF this is almost all hooking up unless you're ridiculously...
out-of-control therapy striped hyena
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peach stage
  03/15/18
so, it's an 20/80 rule -- top 20% of the guys get 80% of the...
comical azure office
  03/15/18
I have literally only seen a few guys going home with girls ...
irradiated property
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anyone else ITT dispute this? so "spring break" is...
comical azure office
  03/16/18
In their butts.
180 party of the first part
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Fiercely-loyal curious halford sex offender
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jfc
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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: comical azure office

right on the beach? public portapotties on the beach? in hotel rooms in front of each other? all of the above?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606320)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: outnumbered electric gaming laptop

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606420)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Autistic Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606504)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: peach stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606573)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored Center

***BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP***

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606614)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Infuriating Aqua People Who Are Hurt



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: Vengeful fantasy-prone toilet seat pozpig

Howard Johnson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606324)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: jade stimulating selfie patrolman

I once spent the night at the HOJO at Panama City on HS spring break in the height of 90s Panama City. It was right next door to La Vela. First time I've ever seen people fucking in public (or private). A fight broke out in the pool area and riot cops in armor came in to break it up. The "traffic jams" of people driving around cruising the main drag (I'm talking literally 1000s of cars going 1 mph both directions while doing stuff to attract attention) were absolutely hysterical, the level of redneck shit I saw has not been matched ever since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606359)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: bisexual roast beef locale

Cr i was there bro it was great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606407)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Passionate Location

DESCRIBE the craziest, sluttiest shit you saw there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606465)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: jade stimulating selfie patrolman

sluttiest was literally several occasions where I saw people fucking in public, like right out in the sand with people walking around them watching

- saw some jacked up pickup truck with a bunch of rednecks, and a black bro in the back waving around the biggest confederate flag I've ever seen

- there are 1000s of cars in the spring break "cruising" traffic jam. Saw some dude in a mustang stop (holding up the traffic behind him) so that he had roughly 200 yards of street in his lane, then he loudly peeled out and accelerated to probably 50 mph then slammed on his breaks before hitting the car in front of him - all to get attention

- lots of crazy sluts dancing at La Vela.

I was intimidated as fuck by it all. It was redneck Chad-central, like 17yo body builder bros everywhere you looked, fights breaking out all over the place, chicks liked those type of guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606503)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: concupiscible principal's office depressive

I think you’ve lived one of the best lives of any poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606617)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: comical azure office

describe the public fucking. both parties butt-naked? wearing some/all swimwear? what positions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606641)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored Center

what would you do without xo to explain real life to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606652)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: comical azure office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606665)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Odious walnut messiness coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606700)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: twinkling pungent love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606861)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: Garnet weed whacker



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: out-of-control therapy striped hyena

IME there's still clothing on sometimes panties pushed to side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606670)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: comical azure office

what about penises? guys pulling board shorts fully down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606677)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: out-of-control therapy striped hyena

yeah they tend to, due to gravity, fall to the ankles and frankly men don't really care, it's a sign of success if they're fucking so if you get caught oh well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606684)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: comical azure office

what are the most common positions? missionary? doggy? do the guys just rail these sluts as fast as they can and blow their loads and move on?

i assume there is far less intimacy with this than a typical college hookup where you actually make out and foreplay etc. is this literally animalistic sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606705)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: out-of-control therapy striped hyena

there's usually making out because that's when you get privacy and it can begin, then heavy petting, but unlike a college hook up where you're in bed together and often alone for hours, the process is sped up, so you'll be on a balcony kissing, you grab her ass, she grabs your dick, you reach up to her titties, she strokes your balls

IME there's a lot more doggy style because you can stand up and lean over things, but surprisingly I think a lot of in bed sex is still missionary despite being the most boring

sex never really lasts all that long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606719)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: comical azure office

how many minutes/hours between the first words with a girl and fucking? are people literally fucking like rabbits and banging girls they met 5 minutes ago? or does it develop over several hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606768)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: comical azure office

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35609089)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: out-of-control therapy striped hyena

I think it takes a few hours, like you meet out and then go to a bar and then maybe another bar, I think sometimes the process is sped up if you're both really drunk and meet and 90 minutes later say hey come back to my room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35614292)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored Center

Ironside pls explain this freak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606722)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: saffron round eye

Fore what? You’re such a weird faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606723)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Aromatic School

GREAT subthread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606760)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: comical azure office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606769)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: twinkling pungent love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606871)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: High-end Adventurous Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35611721)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Sepia incel laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35614067)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored Center

you're one truly weird faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606687)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: out-of-control therapy striped hyena

you tell ur buddies not to come into the room and yes you jsut go at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606332)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: comical azure office

dont these proles jam like 10 ppl in one room? what if more than 1 want to fuck at once?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606335)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: out-of-control therapy striped hyena

time for a cum fiesta, breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606337)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: jade stimulating selfie patrolman

bathroom bathtub brah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606346)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Tan idiot

bangbus circles the block

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606347)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring generalized bond

#ironside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606353)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: comical azure office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606369)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Aromatic School

Pics to illustrate this sort of thing, perhaps even if there were more than just 2 people involved in the act?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606362)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: comical azure office

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3916858&mc=34&forum_id=2#35591171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606374)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: Aromatic School

Yeah, about 3 mins after those pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606410)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: jade stimulating selfie patrolman

http://www.sandyscenes.com/home/beach-portraits

http://www.springbreak.com/History/Spring_Break_History_3.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606390)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Aromatic School

Even 5 years ago -- so many fewer tattoos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606399)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: exhilarant misanthropic school cafeteria

Creamlied one of these sluts behind a senor frogs once. Nature finds a way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606383)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: cerise thriller piazza trump supporter

everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606394)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: histrionic pit regret

I fucked a black chick in a bed with about 12 other coeds in the room during a key west spring break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606439)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: vigorous menage

flame. black chicks aren't sluts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35611395)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: cerise thriller piazza trump supporter

This sort of behavior continues on chill fratty vacations well past college spring break brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606455)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: out-of-control therapy striped hyena

tell us stories

what is it about women and vacations and slutting it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606464)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: cerise thriller piazza trump supporter

They WANT to be sluts but fear judgment, I think less eyes on their behavior on vaca plus the ability to woman logic it with "I was on a trip, it doesn't count" lets them cut loose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606473)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: rebellious fuchsia senate

They're just as horny if not moreso than men when it comes to sex - but there's large reputational costs that don't exist for men (who get reputational credit.

Vacation is an opportunity to have fun get drunk act on these impulses without the usual worry of costs to their reputation.

Also this situation has been romanticized for them in pop culture and entertainment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35609744)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: slap-happy forum

OP doesn't seem very chill or fratty.

My frat bros and I used to go to Havasu for Labor Day in the late 90's/early 00's. Now those were some disgusting crazy times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606494)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: Autistic Theater

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606549)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606620)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:11 AM
Author: up-to-no-good gas station giraffe

My older bro went there when they were filming the MTV spring break stuff and claims he saw coeds getting pounded on the roofs of houseboats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35617540)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Autistic Theater

Went to South Padre and Cancun for spring break in college and had sex every time. Almost everyone got laid. People are fucking everywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606502)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: slap-happy forum

CR. Went to Cancun for my HS senior trip and we all just did it next to each other at a foam party at a night club. It was NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606516)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Autistic Theater

I had sex on a couple balconies, the beach, a hot tub, the pool, and in a bed with a passed out girl on the bed next to us. You make due with what is available to you. Goddamn what I wouldn't give for a time machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606546)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: chest-beating charismatic theater stage circlehead

time machine that lets me take $5K out of my checking account with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606556)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: Autistic Theater

Would give a year of my life for this time machine and two weeks in Cancun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606563)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: slap-happy forum

I had sex with a spicy latina elementary schoolteacher on a concrete bench on the sidewalk.

Now I poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606560)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal curious halford sex offender

The 60-year slide into the grave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35614283)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Anal Brunch

Pretty much wherever we want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606596)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: spectacular fear-inspiring boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606597)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Autistic Theater

I went to Spring Break five times and ended up having sex with 1-2 girls each time. This is pretty normal and would be mocked as underachievement by many of the guys in my fraternity. People really are fucking all over the place, this is not JJC-level embellishment. Any decent looking fit guy that has a good friend group with him will get laid on spring break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606651)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: Anal Brunch

Not doubting you, just the sentence construction reminded me of the Sup Brady email.

We've already had sex on a couple balconies, the beach, a hot tub, the pool. Pretty much wherever we want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606728)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: motley disrespectful friendly grandma skinny woman

Lol you dont need to explain yourself to this bitchmade henpecked dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606830)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored Center

chill breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606854)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 4:26 AM
Author: Black mediation

Calm down faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35609563)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 7:14 AM
Author: motley disrespectful friendly grandma skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35609736)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Passionate Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606698)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: motley disrespectful friendly grandma skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606828)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: twinkling pungent love of her life

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606916)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: comical azure office

i don't regret missing this stage in life. there are plenty of girls i wish i'd gotten to fuck, but this whole escapade isnt my style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606661)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Shivering Clown Jewess

Ditto. I envy people with great relationships, but spring break bacchanalia just strikes me as depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606673)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Autistic Theater

It was joyous Charles. Pure hedonism and joy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606678)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Shivering Clown Jewess

Total surrender to hedonism is to reduce oneself to an animal-like state. It's revolting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606709)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored Center

it's just a couple days during college years bro it's nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606679)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:33 PM
Author: Autistic Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606690)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: razzle pea-brained trust fund

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35608405)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: gold kitchen international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35612817)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored Center

yeah "not your style" surely not because of your debilitating autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606674)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Autistic Theater

(Guy who thinks having sex with hot 18 year olds is not his style)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606676)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: comical azure office

yes, i prefer them much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606683)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored Center

*settles for a fat 30 year old prole who has fucked and sucked 17 turdskins*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606713)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: comical azure office

she was 24 when we met. turdcock is like putting a pencil in it. nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606721)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored Center

fucking disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606726)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: chest-beating charismatic theater stage circlehead

So I went on a spring break trip with law school friends when I was 25 and basically we just took turns trying to fuck 19 year old girls the whole time. Friend fucked one girl on the railing of the bar patio. I was sharing a room with just one other dude, but he was already asleep when I brought a girl back, so we just pretended he wasn't there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606527)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:33 PM
Author: saffron round eye

What was his name? (The sleeping guy in whose ass you finished.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606691)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: comical azure office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606735)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: chest-beating charismatic theater stage circlehead

Jacob with a K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35606770)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 4:29 AM
Author: Dashing Field

Jakob Dylan? It all makes sense now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35609567)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Trip multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35614302)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: rose arrogant spot

Hotel room, man.

We had like 8 people in mine. Mostly chicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35607599)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: comical azure office

guys and girls share hotel rooms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35607652)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: cerise thriller piazza trump supporter

No. You go down and get a room with your FRAT BROS and bang out randos. The sorority girls all pile into rooms together as well. You don't BRING girls with you to spring break, that defeats the purpose. Guy sounds like the cuck melvin friend "hanging out" with his girl "bffs" LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35607677)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 10:10 PM
Author: comical azure office

rofl. i have no game, but i spotted this cuckery a mile away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35607856)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 10:12 PM
Author: cerise thriller piazza trump supporter

Either that, or it's a NOWAG fantasizing about what spring break is like and thinking it's "arpha" to be in a room with girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35607871)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: comical azure office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35607879)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: rose arrogant spot

I wasn't Ina frat, and I didn't get laid, so maybe I did it wrong. It was a blast though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35608294)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: comical azure office

how is it a blast if you dont get laid? sounds horrible even if you fuck 10 girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35609093)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: heady mint degenerate station

it's becoming more and more apparent that you are flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35611361)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: comical azure office

why would i know the mechanics of spring break?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35611692)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Anal Brunch

Yeshiva University tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35611807)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: comical azure office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35611819)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: irradiated property

I'm a college bro on Spring Break now, and it's not really like that. I banged one 30-something chick and that's it. I don't see other guys crushing it with girls either. People tend to leave the club in big, single gender groups, empty-handed.

It's weird, because all the infrastructure is there. The bars, the beach, the cheap hotels and condos, even a lot of hot chicks in bikinis. You can kind of imagine how it might have been in the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35614052)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: irradiated property

My buddies are going absolutely 110% trying to bang these two disgusting fat that we met last night. Brought them back to our condo but they couldn't close the deal despite hanging out with them for hours. Texting them today trying to get them to hang out again. Depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35614272)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: outnumbered electric gaming laptop

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35614296)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: out-of-control therapy striped hyena

TBF this is almost all hooking up unless you're ridiculously good looking

most men have to fight and claw for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35614305)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: peach stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35614313)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: comical azure office

so, it's an 20/80 rule -- top 20% of the guys get 80% of the sex?

sounds like like college parties, tinder, or anything else. why the fuck would you go subject yourself to 'spring break' then? doesnt sound like spring break makes it easy to get laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35614326)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 4:45 AM
Author: irradiated property

I have literally only seen a few guys going home with girls that they didn't come to the club with. I don't think it's even 80/20. It's more like 1% of guys (based on luck really more than good looks) get all of the few available hook ups. You can't be hideous, but it's more about being in the right place at the right time than being super good looking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35617524)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: comical azure office

anyone else ITT dispute this? so "spring break" is total flame unless you've got RSF-level game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35617824)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: 180 party of the first part

In their butts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35614297)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal curious halford sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35614325)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: exciting stage bbw

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3918808&forum_id=2#35614454)