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ITT poasters share their stories about getting cuties DICK DRUNK

I expect AT LEAST 500 poasts in this thread
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damn daddy where are you
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College : girlfriend (petite Nordic) had early class, was do...
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LOL at being DICK DRUNK where she can turn around and speak ...
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You still are, a poaster of record
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Does peterman count as a cutie
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First hand experiences only, no hearsay
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93. No stories of actual DICK DRUNKENNESS but I have gotten ...
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Describe. We need to develop some DIFFERENTIANTAL CRITERIA.
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One of them was an old ex, I was back in my hometown and I b...
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Sounds ALCOHOL INTOXICATED
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A little, but the coke and sweating had sobered us both up, ...
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It was a bottle of vodka or whisky, was not it?
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nah it was like 3 rum n cokes each which I mixed super weak ...
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Here is your answer.
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It just seems you are describing a different situation. I m...
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that's fair. Was probably just a good DICK BUZZ. I'll find s...
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What do you want?
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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

I expect AT LEAST 500 poasts in this thread

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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed hunting ground

I don't know what dick drunk is but I once didn't jerk off for a few weeks then hooked up with a girl who said she was on her period, but would blow me ... 4 minutes later or so my dick explodes like the Challenger inside her mouth and she started to gag and cough because she swallowed yet more cum came, and then it filled her small mouth and cheeks and she had to open her lips so it spilled out all over her lips and chin and thighs and the front of her shirt and there was just cum EVERYWHERE

that to me is drunk off dick

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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: fluffy magical ladyboy



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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

Perhaps it would help that I explained to poasters what DICK DRUNK means. After that, they can recall their stories of getting cuties DICK DRUNK.

It works like this. You have sex with a girl. The girl gets out of bed, but her legs just fold under her, so she sits against the wall and says things like, OH MY GAUD, OH SHIT, and presses her knees against her chest. Or a girl, still in bed, says something like, CAN YOU GET ME A GLASS OF WATER I THINK I AM GOING TO GET A HEART ATTACK, and you bring her a glass of water, she takes it, but her arm makes a sharp, uncontrolled movement, and she spills most of it, and says, OH SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK, and then lies flat on the bed and says, HOLLLY SHIT, HOLLLY SHIT, HOLLLY SHIT, for a considerable length of time.

Stories like that.

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:20 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:20 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:20 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:20 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:20 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: rough-skinned jade ticket booth juggernaut

damn daddy where are you

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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Vivacious field mad cow disease



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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:24 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:24 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Harsh House Water Buffalo

College : girlfriend (petite Nordic) had early class, was done, got back to dorm and spent the afternoon teasing herself (and texting me about it) -Once I got free and over there, she rejected any foreplay and asked for IMMEDIATE penetration. We fucked doggy-style, she had back to back orgasms. Afterward, she tried to walk to the bathroom. She turned to me, her face flushed red, and blonde hair mussed, and said with a smile and a giggle that she couldn't walk straight at all.



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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

LOL at being DICK DRUNK where she can turn around and speak in coherent sentences. More like DICK BUZZED, but better than nothing.

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Harsh House Water Buffalo



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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

You still are, a poaster of record

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: magenta anal hall



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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: concupiscible nursing home

Does peterman count as a cutie

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

First hand experiences only, no hearsay

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:42 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:46 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:01 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:33 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:33 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:33 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:35 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:35 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 9:41 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 9:42 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 9:45 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 9:45 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 9:45 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 9:46 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:12 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:19 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:19 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:30 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:30 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:36 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:42 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

56

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35623339)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

57

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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

58

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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: very tactful galvanic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35623431)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

60

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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

61

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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring shrine really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35623595)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

63

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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

64

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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:43 PM
Author: very tactful galvanic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35623809)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

66

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Date: March 17th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

67

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35624191)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

68

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35624431)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

69

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

70

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35624489)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: Iridescent preventive strike

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35624495)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

72

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:24 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

73

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

74

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

75

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

76

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

77

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Date: March 17th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

78

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Date: March 17th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

79

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Date: March 17th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

80

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Date: March 17th, 2018 11:18 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

81

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Date: March 17th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

82

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Date: March 18th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

83

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Date: March 18th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

84

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Date: March 18th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: soul-stirring shrine really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35629455)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

86

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Date: March 18th, 2018 4:29 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

87

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Date: March 18th, 2018 4:30 AM
Author: very tactful galvanic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630010)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 4:48 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

89

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Date: March 18th, 2018 7:21 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

90

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Date: March 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

91

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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

92

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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Chest-beating floppy heaven national security agency

93. No stories of actual DICK DRUNKENNESS but I have gotten a few broads COCK TIPSY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630559)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

Describe. We need to develop some DIFFERENTIANTAL CRITERIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630572)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Chest-beating floppy heaven national security agency

One of them was an old ex, I was back in my hometown and I bought her lunch which led to 24+ hours of drinking, fucking, and coke. First time I got a bit of the old cocaine numbness and fucked her for 4 hours (last 2 I just pulled off the rubber) with just breaks to drink and piss. Finally got bored and came all over her face, chest, stomach, legs, etc. Her stumbling into the bathroom absolutely drenched in cum is one of my fondest memories. Took off in the morning without even getting my shirt (she was sleeping in it.) Venmo'd her for the price of the shirt later, haven't seen her since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630644)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

Sounds ALCOHOL INTOXICATED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631690)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Chest-beating floppy heaven national security agency

A little, but the coke and sweating had sobered us both up, until I finished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631698)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

It was a bottle of vodka or whisky, was not it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631808)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Chest-beating floppy heaven national security agency

nah it was like 3 rum n cokes each which I mixed super weak because I was planning on driving home and she weighs like 95lbs and passes out easy (even on coke)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631818)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

Here is your answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631843)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Chest-beating floppy heaven national security agency

don't see how, we'd had one drink each and a bump of coke for this session. 4 hours definitely cancels out a half shot of rum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631858)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

It just seems you are describing a different situation. I mean, "Great! Awesome!", but a different situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35632158)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Chest-beating floppy heaven national security agency

that's fair. Was probably just a good DICK BUZZ. I'll find some 16-year old to get PROPER DRUNK and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35633057)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

Absent any further discussion, I am assuming it's just DICK BUZZED, as described above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630611)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

98

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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

99

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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

108

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Date: March 19th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

109

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Date: March 19th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

110

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Date: March 19th, 2018 2:45 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

111

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Date: March 19th, 2018 2:56 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

112

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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

113

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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

114

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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

115

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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

116

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Date: March 20th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

117

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Date: March 20th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

118

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Date: March 20th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: very tactful galvanic chapel



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

120

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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

121

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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

122

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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

123

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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

124

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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

125

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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Chest-beating floppy heaven national security agency

SUMMON: maniac bumping his own thread 255 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35661137)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

What do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35667045)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

128

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

129

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

130

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

131

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

132

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

133

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: bull headed abode roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35667071)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

137

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: bull headed abode roommate



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

138

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

140

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

141

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:33 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

142

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

143

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

144

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

145

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Crusty stage

146

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35673063)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

148

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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

149

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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

150

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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

151

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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring shrine really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35679774)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: very tactful galvanic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35679824)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35679952)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

155

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Date: March 26th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

156

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Date: March 28th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

157

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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

158

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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Henna rehab useless brakes

second date with hostess i was seeing, petite brunette with 32ds, for some odd reason really got off on my dick and was screaming her head off during sex, had an orgasm where her pussy literally contracted around my dick for like 2 minutes. Anyway towards the end i was about to pull out but she looked up at me and said, “no please”.

i was like, what do you mean? you told me you’re not on the pill.

she just repeated, please please over and over again until i lost it.

the next day she kept texting me about how she kept falling down at work bc her legs were so wobbly, and how my sperm kept leaking out of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35711099)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

Bumping vindicated.

An actual case of another XOXO poaster getting a chick DICK DRUNK.

Congrats.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35711166)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

161

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Date: March 28th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

162

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Date: March 29th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

163

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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

164

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Date: March 31st, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

165

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Date: April 1st, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

166

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Date: April 6th, 2018 12:36 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

167

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Date: April 8th, 2018 12:33 AM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

168

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Date: April 10th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

169

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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: cerise parlor doctorate

170

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