that to me is drunk off dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35621375)

It works like this. You have sex with a girl. The girl gets out of bed, but her legs just fold under her, so she sits against the wall and says things like, OH MY GAUD, OH SHIT, and presses her knees against her chest. Or a girl, still in bed, says something like, CAN YOU GET ME A GLASS OF WATER I THINK I AM GOING TO GET A HEART ATTACK, and you bring her a glass of water, she takes it, but her arm makes a sharp, uncontrolled movement, and she spills most of it, and says, OH SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK, and then lies flat on the bed and says, HOLLLY SHIT, HOLLLY SHIT, HOLLLY SHIT, for a considerable length of time.

Stories like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35621451)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35622086)

i was like, what do you mean? you told me you’re not on the pill.

she just repeated, please please over and over again until i lost it.

the next day she kept texting me about how she kept falling down at work bc her legs were so wobbly, and how my sperm kept leaking out of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35711099)

An actual case of another XOXO poaster getting a chick DICK DRUNK.

Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35711166)