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ITT poasters share their stories about getting cuties DICK DRUNK

I expect AT LEAST 500 poasts in this thread
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I don't know what dick drunk is but I once didn't jerk off f...
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Perhaps it would help that I explained to poasters what DICK...
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damn daddy where are you
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College : girlfriend (petite Nordic) had early class, was do...
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LOL at being DICK DRUNK where she can turn around and speak ...
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You still are, a poaster of record
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Does peterman count as a cutie
offensive peach pit
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First hand experiences only, no hearsay
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93. No stories of actual DICK DRUNKENNESS but I have gotten ...
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Describe. We need to develop some DIFFERENTIANTAL CRITERIA.
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One of them was an old ex, I was back in my hometown and I b...
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Sounds ALCOHOL INTOXICATED
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A little, but the coke and sweating had sobered us both up, ...
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It was a bottle of vodka or whisky, was not it?
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nah it was like 3 rum n cokes each which I mixed super weak ...
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Here is your answer.
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don't see how, we'd had one drink each and a bump of coke fo...
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It just seems you are describing a different situation. I m...
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that's fair. Was probably just a good DICK BUZZ. I'll find s...
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Absent any further discussion, I am assuming it's just DICK ...
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SUMMON: maniac bumping his own thread 255 times
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What do you want?
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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

I expect AT LEAST 500 poasts in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35621351)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored mildly autistic depressive gaping

I don't know what dick drunk is but I once didn't jerk off for a few weeks then hooked up with a girl who said she was on her period, but would blow me ... 4 minutes later or so my dick explodes like the Challenger inside her mouth and she started to gag and cough because she swallowed yet more cum came, and then it filled her small mouth and cheeks and she had to open her lips so it spilled out all over her lips and chin and thighs and the front of her shirt and there was just cum EVERYWHERE

that to me is drunk off dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35621375)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: magical provocative box office candlestick maker



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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

Perhaps it would help that I explained to poasters what DICK DRUNK means. After that, they can recall their stories of getting cuties DICK DRUNK.

It works like this. You have sex with a girl. The girl gets out of bed, but her legs just fold under her, so she sits against the wall and says things like, OH MY GAUD, OH SHIT, and presses her knees against her chest. Or a girl, still in bed, says something like, CAN YOU GET ME A GLASS OF WATER I THINK I AM GOING TO GET A HEART ATTACK, and you bring her a glass of water, she takes it, but her arm makes a sharp, uncontrolled movement, and she spills most of it, and says, OH SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK, and then lies flat on the bed and says, HOLLLY SHIT, HOLLLY SHIT, HOLLLY SHIT, for a considerable length of time.

Stories like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35621451)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:17 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: charcoal bull headed becky

damn daddy where are you

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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Yellow Self-absorbed House Filthpig



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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:23 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:23 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:24 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:24 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Hairraiser foreskin mental disorder

College : girlfriend (petite Nordic) had early class, was done, got back to dorm and spent the afternoon teasing herself (and texting me about it) -Once I got free and over there, she rejected any foreplay and asked for IMMEDIATE penetration. We fucked doggy-style, she had back to back orgasms. Afterward, she tried to walk to the bathroom. She turned to me, her face flushed red, and blonde hair mussed, and said with a smile and a giggle that she couldn't walk straight at all.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35622086)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

LOL at being DICK DRUNK where she can turn around and speak in coherent sentences. More like DICK BUZZED, but better than nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35622104)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser foreskin mental disorder



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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

You still are, a poaster of record

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35622139)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:18 AM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:35 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:36 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: offensive peach pit

Does peterman count as a cutie

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

First hand experiences only, no hearsay

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:42 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:46 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:33 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:33 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:33 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:35 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:35 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 9:41 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:19 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:30 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: pink misanthropic indian lodge stock car



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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:55 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: pink misanthropic indian lodge stock car



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:24 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: fragrant frozen faggotry theater



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:42 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:43 PM
Author: pink misanthropic indian lodge stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35623809)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

66

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Date: March 17th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

67

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

68

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

69

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

70

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: Twinkling church building hissy fit

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35624495)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

72

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:24 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

73

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

74

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

75

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

76

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

77

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Date: March 17th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

78

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Date: March 17th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

79

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Date: March 17th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

80

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Date: March 17th, 2018 11:18 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

81

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Date: March 17th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

82

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Date: March 18th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

83

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Date: March 18th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

84

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Date: March 18th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: fragrant frozen faggotry theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35629455)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

86

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Date: March 18th, 2018 4:29 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

87

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Date: March 18th, 2018 4:30 AM
Author: pink misanthropic indian lodge stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630010)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 4:48 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

89

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Date: March 18th, 2018 7:21 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

90

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Date: March 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

91

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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

92

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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Cracking spruce antidepressant drug

93. No stories of actual DICK DRUNKENNESS but I have gotten a few broads COCK TIPSY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630559)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

Describe. We need to develop some DIFFERENTIANTAL CRITERIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630572)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Cracking spruce antidepressant drug

One of them was an old ex, I was back in my hometown and I bought her lunch which led to 24+ hours of drinking, fucking, and coke. First time I got a bit of the old cocaine numbness and fucked her for 4 hours (last 2 I just pulled off the rubber) with just breaks to drink and piss. Finally got bored and came all over her face, chest, stomach, legs, etc. Her stumbling into the bathroom absolutely drenched in cum is one of my fondest memories. Took off in the morning without even getting my shirt (she was sleeping in it.) Venmo'd her for the price of the shirt later, haven't seen her since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630644)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

Sounds ALCOHOL INTOXICATED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631690)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Cracking spruce antidepressant drug

A little, but the coke and sweating had sobered us both up, until I finished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631698)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

It was a bottle of vodka or whisky, was not it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631808)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Cracking spruce antidepressant drug

nah it was like 3 rum n cokes each which I mixed super weak because I was planning on driving home and she weighs like 95lbs and passes out easy (even on coke)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631818)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

Here is your answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631843)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Cracking spruce antidepressant drug

don't see how, we'd had one drink each and a bump of coke for this session. 4 hours definitely cancels out a half shot of rum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631858)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

It just seems you are describing a different situation. I mean, "Great! Awesome!", but a different situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35632158)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Cracking spruce antidepressant drug

that's fair. Was probably just a good DICK BUZZ. I'll find some 16-year old to get PROPER DRUNK and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35633057)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

Absent any further discussion, I am assuming it's just DICK BUZZED, as described above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630611)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

98

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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

99

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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

108

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Date: March 19th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

109

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Date: March 19th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

110

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Date: March 19th, 2018 2:45 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

111

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Date: March 19th, 2018 2:56 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

112

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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

113

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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

114

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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

115

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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

116

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Date: March 20th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

117

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Date: March 20th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

118

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Date: March 20th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: pink misanthropic indian lodge stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35643257)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

120

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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

121

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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

122

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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

123

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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

124

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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

125

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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Cracking spruce antidepressant drug

SUMMON: maniac bumping his own thread 255 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35661137)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

What do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35667045)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: comical sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35667074)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

128

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

129

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

130

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

131

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

132

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

133

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: Glittery step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35667071)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

137

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: Glittery step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35667094)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

138

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

140

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

141

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:33 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

142

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

143

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

144

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

145

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: amethyst gas station

146

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: comical sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35673063)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

148

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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

149

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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

150

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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

151

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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: fragrant frozen faggotry theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35679774)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: pink misanthropic indian lodge stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35679824)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: comical sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35679952)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

155

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Date: March 26th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

156

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Date: March 28th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

157

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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

158

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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling emerald haunted graveyard lettuce

second date with hostess i was seeing, petite brunette with 32ds, for some odd reason really got off on my dick and was screaming her head off during sex, had an orgasm where her pussy literally contracted around my dick for like 2 minutes. Anyway towards the end i was about to pull out but she looked up at me and said, “no please”.

i was like, what do you mean? you told me you’re not on the pill.

she just repeated, please please over and over again until i lost it.

the next day she kept texting me about how she kept falling down at work bc her legs were so wobbly, and how my sperm kept leaking out of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35711099)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

Bumping vindicated.

An actual case of another XOXO poaster getting a chick DICK DRUNK.

Congrats.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35711166)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

161

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Date: March 28th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

162

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Date: March 29th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

163

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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

164

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Date: March 31st, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

165

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Date: April 1st, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

166

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Date: April 6th, 2018 12:36 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

167

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Date: April 8th, 2018 12:33 AM
Author: comical sanctuary

168

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Date: April 10th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

169

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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: comical sanctuary

170

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