ITT poasters share their stories about getting cuties DICK DRUNK
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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:48 PM Author: Cheese-eating fanboi idea he suggested
I don't know what dick drunk is but I once didn't jerk off for a few weeks then hooked up with a girl who said she was on her period, but would blow me ... 4 minutes later or so my dick explodes like the Challenger inside her mouth and she started to gag and cough because she swallowed yet more cum came, and then it filled her small mouth and cheeks and she had to open her lips so it spilled out all over her lips and chin and thighs and the front of her shirt and there was just cum EVERYWHERE
that to me is drunk off dick
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35621375) |
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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: Adventurous garrison
Perhaps it would help that I explained to poasters what DICK DRUNK means. After that, they can recall their stories of getting cuties DICK DRUNK.
It works like this. You have sex with a girl. The girl gets out of bed, but her legs just fold under her, so she sits against the wall and says things like, OH MY GAUD, OH SHIT, and presses her knees against her chest. Or a girl, still in bed, says something like, CAN YOU GET ME A GLASS OF WATER I THINK I AM GOING TO GET A HEART ATTACK, and you bring her a glass of water, she takes it, but her arm makes a sharp, uncontrolled movement, and she spills most of it, and says, OH SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK, and then lies flat on the bed and says, HOLLLY SHIT, HOLLLY SHIT, HOLLLY SHIT, for a considerable length of time.
Stories like that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35621451) |
Date: March 16th, 2018 7:31 PM Author: pearl half-breed
College : girlfriend (petite Nordic) had early class, was done, got back to dorm and spent the afternoon teasing herself (and texting me about it) -Once I got free and over there, she rejected any foreplay and asked for IMMEDIATE penetration. We fucked doggy-style, she had back to back orgasms. Afterward, she tried to walk to the bathroom. She turned to me, her face flushed red, and blonde hair mussed, and said with a smile and a giggle that she couldn't walk straight at all.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35622086)
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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:47 PM Author: Cruel-hearted hairy legs den
second date with hostess i was seeing, petite brunette with 32ds, for some odd reason really got off on my dick and was screaming her head off during sex, had an orgasm where her pussy literally contracted around my dick for like 2 minutes. Anyway towards the end i was about to pull out but she looked up at me and said, “no please”.
i was like, what do you mean? you told me you’re not on the pill.
she just repeated, please please over and over again until i lost it.
the next day she kept texting me about how she kept falling down at work bc her legs were so wobbly, and how my sperm kept leaking out of her.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35711099) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:55 PM Author: Adventurous garrison
Bumping vindicated.
An actual case of another XOXO poaster getting a chick DICK DRUNK.
Congrats.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35711166)
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