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ITT poasters share their stories about getting cuties DICK DRUNK

I expect AT LEAST 500 poasts in this thread
Adventurous garrison
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I don't know what dick drunk is but I once didn't jerk off f...
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Perhaps it would help that I explained to poasters what DICK...
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damn daddy where are you
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College : girlfriend (petite Nordic) had early class, was do...
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LOL at being DICK DRUNK where she can turn around and speak ...
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pearl half-breed
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You still are, a poaster of record
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Does peterman count as a cutie
Floppy wrinkle
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First hand experiences only, no hearsay
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93. No stories of actual DICK DRUNKENNESS but I have gotten ...
Yellow Chest-beating Masturbator
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Describe. We need to develop some DIFFERENTIANTAL CRITERIA.
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One of them was an old ex, I was back in my hometown and I b...
Yellow Chest-beating Masturbator
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Sounds ALCOHOL INTOXICATED
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A little, but the coke and sweating had sobered us both up, ...
Yellow Chest-beating Masturbator
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It was a bottle of vodka or whisky, was not it?
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nah it was like 3 rum n cokes each which I mixed super weak ...
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Here is your answer.
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don't see how, we'd had one drink each and a bump of coke fo...
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It just seems you are describing a different situation. I m...
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that's fair. Was probably just a good DICK BUZZ. I'll find s...
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SUMMON: maniac bumping his own thread 255 times
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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

I expect AT LEAST 500 poasts in this thread

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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Cheese-eating fanboi idea he suggested

I don't know what dick drunk is but I once didn't jerk off for a few weeks then hooked up with a girl who said she was on her period, but would blow me ... 4 minutes later or so my dick explodes like the Challenger inside her mouth and she started to gag and cough because she swallowed yet more cum came, and then it filled her small mouth and cheeks and she had to open her lips so it spilled out all over her lips and chin and thighs and the front of her shirt and there was just cum EVERYWHERE

that to me is drunk off dick

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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Beta ratface



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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

Perhaps it would help that I explained to poasters what DICK DRUNK means. After that, they can recall their stories of getting cuties DICK DRUNK.

It works like this. You have sex with a girl. The girl gets out of bed, but her legs just fold under her, so she sits against the wall and says things like, OH MY GAUD, OH SHIT, and presses her knees against her chest. Or a girl, still in bed, says something like, CAN YOU GET ME A GLASS OF WATER I THINK I AM GOING TO GET A HEART ATTACK, and you bring her a glass of water, she takes it, but her arm makes a sharp, uncontrolled movement, and she spills most of it, and says, OH SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK, and then lies flat on the bed and says, HOLLLY SHIT, HOLLLY SHIT, HOLLLY SHIT, for a considerable length of time.

Stories like that.

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:20 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:20 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:20 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:20 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: odious indigo halford

damn daddy where are you

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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: cerise slap-happy office rigor



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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: pearl half-breed

College : girlfriend (petite Nordic) had early class, was done, got back to dorm and spent the afternoon teasing herself (and texting me about it) -Once I got free and over there, she rejected any foreplay and asked for IMMEDIATE penetration. We fucked doggy-style, she had back to back orgasms. Afterward, she tried to walk to the bathroom. She turned to me, her face flushed red, and blonde hair mussed, and said with a smile and a giggle that she couldn't walk straight at all.



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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

LOL at being DICK DRUNK where she can turn around and speak in coherent sentences. More like DICK BUZZED, but better than nothing.

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: pearl half-breed



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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

You still are, a poaster of record

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Dull Impressive Public Bath



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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Floppy wrinkle

Does peterman count as a cutie

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

First hand experiences only, no hearsay

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:42 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:46 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:35 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 9:41 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 9:42 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 9:45 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 9:45 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 9:46 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:12 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: Cyan big dilemma



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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Cyan big dilemma



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: Rebellious Khaki Mediation Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35623595)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

63

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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

64

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35623798)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:43 PM
Author: Cyan big dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35623809)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

66

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Date: March 17th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

67

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

68

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

69

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

70

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: Onyx offensive crackhouse multi-billionaire

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35624495)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

72

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:24 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

73

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

74

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

75

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

76

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

77

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Date: March 17th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

78

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Date: March 17th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

79

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Date: March 17th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

80

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Date: March 17th, 2018 11:18 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

81

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Date: March 17th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

82

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Date: March 18th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

83

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Date: March 18th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

84

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Date: March 18th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: Rebellious Khaki Mediation Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35629455)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

86

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Date: March 18th, 2018 4:29 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

87

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Date: March 18th, 2018 4:30 AM
Author: Cyan big dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630010)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 4:48 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

89

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Date: March 18th, 2018 7:21 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

90

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Date: March 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

91

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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

92

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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Yellow Chest-beating Masturbator

93. No stories of actual DICK DRUNKENNESS but I have gotten a few broads COCK TIPSY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630559)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

Describe. We need to develop some DIFFERENTIANTAL CRITERIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630572)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Yellow Chest-beating Masturbator

One of them was an old ex, I was back in my hometown and I bought her lunch which led to 24+ hours of drinking, fucking, and coke. First time I got a bit of the old cocaine numbness and fucked her for 4 hours (last 2 I just pulled off the rubber) with just breaks to drink and piss. Finally got bored and came all over her face, chest, stomach, legs, etc. Her stumbling into the bathroom absolutely drenched in cum is one of my fondest memories. Took off in the morning without even getting my shirt (she was sleeping in it.) Venmo'd her for the price of the shirt later, haven't seen her since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630644)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

Sounds ALCOHOL INTOXICATED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631690)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Yellow Chest-beating Masturbator

A little, but the coke and sweating had sobered us both up, until I finished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631698)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

It was a bottle of vodka or whisky, was not it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631808)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Yellow Chest-beating Masturbator

nah it was like 3 rum n cokes each which I mixed super weak because I was planning on driving home and she weighs like 95lbs and passes out easy (even on coke)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631818)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

Here is your answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631843)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Yellow Chest-beating Masturbator

don't see how, we'd had one drink each and a bump of coke for this session. 4 hours definitely cancels out a half shot of rum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631858)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

It just seems you are describing a different situation. I mean, "Great! Awesome!", but a different situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35632158)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Yellow Chest-beating Masturbator

that's fair. Was probably just a good DICK BUZZ. I'll find some 16-year old to get PROPER DRUNK and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35633057)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

Absent any further discussion, I am assuming it's just DICK BUZZED, as described above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630611)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

98

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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

99

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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

108

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Date: March 19th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

109

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Date: March 19th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

110

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Date: March 19th, 2018 2:45 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

111

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Date: March 19th, 2018 2:56 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

112

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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

113

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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

114

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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

115

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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

116

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Date: March 20th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

117

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Date: March 20th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

118

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Date: March 20th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Cyan big dilemma



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

120

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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

121

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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

122

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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

123

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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

124

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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

125

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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Yellow Chest-beating Masturbator

SUMMON: maniac bumping his own thread 255 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35661137)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

What do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35667045)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

128

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

129

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

130

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

131

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

132

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

133

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: Slippery Chartreuse Blood Rage Death Wish



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

137

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: Slippery Chartreuse Blood Rage Death Wish



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

138

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

140

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

141

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:33 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

142

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

143

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

144

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

145

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: ocher boyish hospital

146

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

149

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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

150

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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

151

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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: Rebellious Khaki Mediation Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35679774)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Cyan big dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35679824)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 26th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

156

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Date: March 28th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

157

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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

158

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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hairy legs den

second date with hostess i was seeing, petite brunette with 32ds, for some odd reason really got off on my dick and was screaming her head off during sex, had an orgasm where her pussy literally contracted around my dick for like 2 minutes. Anyway towards the end i was about to pull out but she looked up at me and said, “no please”.

i was like, what do you mean? you told me you’re not on the pill.

she just repeated, please please over and over again until i lost it.

the next day she kept texting me about how she kept falling down at work bc her legs were so wobbly, and how my sperm kept leaking out of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35711099)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

Bumping vindicated.

An actual case of another XOXO poaster getting a chick DICK DRUNK.

Congrats.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35711166)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 28th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

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Date: March 29th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

163

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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

164

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Date: March 31st, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

165

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Date: April 1st, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

166

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Date: April 6th, 2018 12:36 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

167

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Date: April 8th, 2018 12:33 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison

168

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Date: April 10th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

169

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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison

170

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