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Any way to nicely convince wife to get Liposuction in midsection?

Wife has had two kids. Youngest is 3 and it is now clear to...
Canary Ratface
  03/18/18
cryoshape
Histrionic disrespectful private investor electric furnace
  03/18/18
...
Canary Ratface
  03/18/18
lol
heady maize windowlicker
  03/18/18
mention that a friend's wife got the "mommy package&quo...
razzle kitchen
  03/18/18
Problem is I don’t know anyone who did this. Just lie?
Canary Ratface
  03/18/18
"one of your friends from law school" - the euphem...
Laughsome Boistinker
  03/18/18
Shit. Our lives are so intertwined that won’t work. But I’...
Canary Ratface
  03/18/18
just talk about some guy Joe at work who did it as a present...
razzle kitchen
  03/18/18
My firm is small enough that she knows basically everyone. ...
Canary Ratface
  03/18/18
or are you friends with any parent couples where the wife cl...
razzle kitchen
  03/18/18
It depends, mostly on what his name is.
federal range degenerate
  03/18/18
just leave a gift certificate on the counter one afternoon
light passionate school cafeteria
  03/18/18


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Date: March 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Canary Ratface

Wife has had two kids. Youngest is 3 and it is now clear to me that she isn’t going to be bouncing back like she did after the first kid. She is by no means overweight, 5’8” and probably 140, and works out consistently and eats well, but basically has permanent flab around her midsection after two kids which makes me much less attracted to her. She is an amazing partner and mom and the rest of her body looks great, but it sucks that I no longer want to fuck her or see her naked.

Is there any nice way to convince her to get lipo and get her midsection cleaned up? The rest of her body is great so I’m confident this would fix everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922266&forum_id=2#35633114)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Histrionic disrespectful private investor electric furnace

cryoshape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922266&forum_id=2#35633121)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: Canary Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922266&forum_id=2#35635017)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:14 PM
Author: heady maize windowlicker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922266&forum_id=2#35635026)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: razzle kitchen

mention that a friend's wife got the "mommy package" at plastic surgeon, nothing unnatural looking, just a slight breast lift and some wrinkle reduction or something.

then once she gets into the surgeon's office he'll sell her on it as part of the package.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922266&forum_id=2#35635029)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:18 PM
Author: Canary Ratface

Problem is I don’t know anyone who did this. Just lie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922266&forum_id=2#35635041)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: Laughsome Boistinker

"one of your friends from law school" - the euphemism I use when talking about XO poasters IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922266&forum_id=2#35635048)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Canary Ratface

Shit. Our lives are so intertwined that won’t work. But I’ll think of something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922266&forum_id=2#35635056)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: razzle kitchen

just talk about some guy Joe at work who did it as a present for his wife idk. maybe say he's a partner or other management type to imply all the upper class wives are doing it. women want anything that other women have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922266&forum_id=2#35635064)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:23 PM
Author: Canary Ratface

My firm is small enough that she knows basically everyone. But I like this line of thinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922266&forum_id=2#35635075)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: razzle kitchen

or are you friends with any parent couples where the wife clearly had work done? ask how she looks good after all those kids lol. your wife will be fuming.

also a tummy tuck isn't going to make you want to fuck your boring mom housewife more often. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922266&forum_id=2#35635108)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: federal range degenerate

It depends, mostly on what his name is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922266&forum_id=2#35635038)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: light passionate school cafeteria

just leave a gift certificate on the counter one afternoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922266&forum_id=2#35635125)