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Just settled a case for $50,000 with a picture of my client's penis (CSLG)

Client was on a motorcycle and was sideswiped on the freeway...
razzmatazz godawful dopamine nowag
  03/19/18
tfw no bruised penis client why live?
fluffy shrine depressive
  03/19/18
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Useless Aromatic Philosopher-king
  03/19/18
lol
Useless Aromatic Philosopher-king
  03/19/18
180
multi-colored associate
  03/19/18
180. DESCRIBE the penis
Puce bat-shit-crazy party of the first part
  03/19/18
CR. highly relevant to the merit of the claim
cyan irate tanning salon mother
  03/19/18
cslg pls poast pic of redacted check & demand letter, al...
Puce bat-shit-crazy party of the first part
  03/19/18
was expecting flame.
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  03/19/18
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Mewling navy hall
  03/19/18
Here is the check: https://imgur.com/a/yxBk6 (look at date o...
razzmatazz godawful dopamine nowag
  03/19/18
you forgot to poast the REDACTED COCK PIC, foo!
Puce bat-shit-crazy party of the first part
  03/19/18
I can't do that man. I'm not posting a client's penis on the...
razzmatazz godawful dopamine nowag
  03/19/18
if u do, you might steal MPM away from Charles XII this year...
Puce bat-shit-crazy party of the first part
  03/19/18
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cyan irate tanning salon mother
  03/19/18
TYPO: "The injuries he has suffered have been life chan...
Diverse Cobalt Candlestick Maker
  03/19/18
My partner is going to write me up... oh wait I'm self emplo...
razzmatazz godawful dopamine nowag
  03/19/18
Devastating.
cyan irate tanning salon mother
  03/19/18
This is bigger than you. This is about the firm.
Diverse Cobalt Candlestick Maker
  03/19/18
...
Puce bat-shit-crazy party of the first part
  03/19/18
pwned
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Fear-inspiring Sick Police Squad Therapy
  03/19/18
lmao
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  03/19/18
goddamn wordlstar
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  03/19/18
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  03/19/18
amazing subthread.
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"VC21658(a)" is atrocious, too. missing section sy...
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  03/19/18
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cyan irate tanning salon mother
  03/19/18
u mad @ calishitlawguru STYLING on your jew ass?
Autistic parlor
  03/19/18
(low iq gook)
Puce bat-shit-crazy party of the first part
  03/20/18
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Useless Aromatic Philosopher-king
  03/19/18
FYI--I think you missed a redaction in there at the end.
Rusted awkward cumskin mad-dog skullcap
  03/19/18
Where? Mercury? I left that in.
razzmatazz godawful dopamine nowag
  03/19/18
Oh okay, nevermind then
Rusted awkward cumskin mad-dog skullcap
  03/19/18
I need a weekly digest of your huge settlements, i cant keep...
infuriating bateful nursing home
  03/19/18
1800. Are your demand letters normally this short, or was t...
Bronze school
  03/19/18
wait, why would your client settle for $50k for a catastroph...
low-t trump supporter cruise ship
  03/19/18
He had a bruise on his penis man. There were no medical reco...
razzmatazz godawful dopamine nowag
  03/19/18
so they want to settle quick in case it turns out his penis ...
infuriating bateful nursing home
  03/19/18
yeah man. Thats like a million bucks.
razzle-dazzle pit
  03/19/18
if the policy is 50k, where is he gonna get 1m from?
Puce bat-shit-crazy party of the first part
  03/19/18
What? I mean, obviously $1 million is case value if theres s...
razzle-dazzle pit
  03/19/18
50k for your Dick not working anymore? That seems low. Or ar...
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  03/19/18
I'm a good creative writer if that's what you mean.
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  03/19/18
lmao
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  03/19/18
On the next motorcycle dick injury case, maybe throw in a pa...
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Lime principal's office
  03/19/18
letter says he is NERVOUS and CONCERNED
infuriating bateful nursing home
  03/19/18
I don't think he ever actually says there is permanent damag...
Rusted awkward cumskin mad-dog skullcap
  03/19/18
Woodland Hills is 180
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Woodland Hills native here. Love this city.
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In theory, could an unscrupulous lawyer go around sending ph...
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or perhaps spamming insurance companies with random dick pic...
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  03/19/18
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  03/19/18
Some insurance adjuster coming into work on a Wednesday and ...
Lime principal's office
  03/19/18
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Cerebral Native Windowlicker
  03/19/18
$50k seems a bit low for a crushed penis, no?
Bipolar Fat Ankles Keepsake Machete
  03/19/18
(Insurance co that just coughed up 50k for a dick bruise)
infuriating bateful nursing home
  03/19/18
Did you have to have him put a note in the pic that said his...
metal locus
  03/19/18
He should answer this question tho
Lime principal's office
  03/19/18
ungh?
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  03/19/18
I have a dick and a hammer. Let's talk.
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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz godawful dopamine nowag

Client was on a motorcycle and was sideswiped on the freeway. His body (including penis) was hit by a passing car and had a large bruise on it. I sent the photo of his bruised penis and a policy limits demand to the insurance company ten days ago (no medical bills or records). I just got a check in the mail for $50,000 limits along with a release and dec page. Client had no treatment besides ER with Medi-cal. He will net about 33k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640090)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: fluffy shrine depressive

tfw no bruised penis client

why live?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642455)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Useless Aromatic Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640091)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Useless Aromatic Philosopher-king

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640093)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: multi-colored associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640098)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Puce bat-shit-crazy party of the first part

180. DESCRIBE the penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640099)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: cyan irate tanning salon mother

CR.

highly relevant to the merit of the claim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640120)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: Puce bat-shit-crazy party of the first part

cslg pls poast pic of redacted check & demand letter, along with the cock pic -- w face redacted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640126)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: wonderful bbw

was expecting flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640101)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Lascivious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640110)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Mewling navy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640122)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz godawful dopamine nowag

Here is the check: https://imgur.com/a/yxBk6 (look at date of loss vs. date check was issued. Was only a few weeks).

Here is the demand language:

On February 23, 2018 your insured, REDACTED made an unsafe lane change and struck our client, REDACTED. Mr. REDACTED attempted to avoid the collision but was unable to. The impact caused him to lose control and collide with another vehicle. Mr. REDACTED’s body struck the asphalt violently. The California Highway Patrol arrived at the scene and took statements from all the parties. The CHP report places your insured at fault for violating VC21658(a). Liability is obvious. Immediately after the incident, Mr. REDACTED was taken by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai hospital. His complaints were pain to his neck, back, testicles, penis, left hip, pelvis, abdomen, left elbow, and left humerus. He also had bruises and cuts all over his body. The injuries he has suffered have been life change.

While his neck, pelvis, hip, abdomen, elbow, and back pain have severe pain, his penis injury is catastrophic. During the accident, his penis was crushed and the majority of it was covered in bruises. He has not been able to have sex, has pain urinating, and feels constant pain in his penis. He is scheduled to see a urologist to determine the extent of the damage to his penis. He has been depressed, nervous about the functionality of his penis, and concerned about his ability to have children in the future. Attached with this demand are photographs of the injury to his penis.

Based on the foregoing, our client has authorized the undersigned to resolve this matter for your insured’s entire policy limits for REDACTED. Because of the nature of our client’s injury, there is significant exposure to your insured. We believe if this case went to trial it could be a seven-figure verdict. Failure to tender the limits puts your insured at risk of an excess judgment and exposes Mercury to an assignable bad-faith claim. As a condition of our demand we require that the following conditions are met:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640124)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: Puce bat-shit-crazy party of the first part

you forgot to poast the REDACTED COCK PIC, foo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640131)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz godawful dopamine nowag

I can't do that man. I'm not posting a client's penis on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640136)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Puce bat-shit-crazy party of the first part

if u do, you might steal MPM away from Charles XII this year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640139)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: cyan irate tanning salon mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640157)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Diverse Cobalt Candlestick Maker

TYPO: "The injuries he has suffered have been life change."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640144)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz godawful dopamine nowag

My partner is going to write me up... oh wait I'm self employed and no one cares about these things in PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640160)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: cyan irate tanning salon mother

Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640168)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Diverse Cobalt Candlestick Maker

This is bigger than you. This is about the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640172)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Puce bat-shit-crazy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640182)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Curious Pozpig Love Of Her Life

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640185)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Sick Police Squad Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640188)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: infuriating bateful nursing home

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640192)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Crystalline Haunting Whorehouse

goddamn wordlstar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640196)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: Useless Aromatic Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640220)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: low-t trump supporter cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640236)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: comical abode partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640260)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Pale 180 stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640277)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640400)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Lime principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640413)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Lime principal's office

D-D-D-DICK SMASH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640416)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: fighting jap roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640427)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: wonderful bbw

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640587)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: burgundy shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640765)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Autistic parlor

amazing subthread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35641864)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: Massive house travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642499)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: glittery chapel cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642532)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Jade national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819317)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Puce bat-shit-crazy party of the first part

"VC21658(a)" is atrocious, too. missing section symbol. vehicle code not spelled out, "subdivision (a)" not spelled out, etc.

CSLG wouldn't survive a week at my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640195)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: sinister embarrassed to the bone knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640246)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: cyan irate tanning salon mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640256)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Autistic parlor

u mad @ calishitlawguru STYLING on your jew ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35641895)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Puce bat-shit-crazy party of the first part

(low iq gook)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35645761)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Useless Aromatic Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640150)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Rusted awkward cumskin mad-dog skullcap

FYI--I think you missed a redaction in there at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640251)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz godawful dopamine nowag

Where? Mercury? I left that in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640269)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Rusted awkward cumskin mad-dog skullcap

Oh okay, nevermind then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640290)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: infuriating bateful nursing home

I need a weekly digest of your huge settlements, i cant keep up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640191)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: Bronze school

1800. Are your demand letters normally this short, or was this only because damages were obviously in excess of the limits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640265)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: low-t trump supporter cruise ship

wait, why would your client settle for $50k for a catastrophic penis injury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640271)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz godawful dopamine nowag

He had a bruise on his penis man. There were no medical records when I sent that and they didn't want to take the risk. Had I waited another month and his penis bruise went away, case may have been worth very little. I'm sure you can connect the dots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640285)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: infuriating bateful nursing home

so they want to settle quick in case it turns out his penis doesn't work any more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640300)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pit

yeah man. Thats like a million bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640410)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Puce bat-shit-crazy party of the first part

if the policy is 50k, where is he gonna get 1m from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640602)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pit

What? I mean, obviously $1 million is case value if theres such coverage! Doesn't really need to be said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640908)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: insanely creepy goal in life location

50k for your Dick not working anymore? That seems low. Or are you being loose w the truth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640297)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz godawful dopamine nowag

I'm a good creative writer if that's what you mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640305)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: Curious Pozpig Love Of Her Life

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640380)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Diverse Cobalt Candlestick Maker

On the next motorcycle dick injury case, maybe throw in a paragraph about fear of cuckoldry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640391)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Curious Pozpig Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640583)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: infuriating bateful nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640597)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Puce bat-shit-crazy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640608)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Mahogany vigorous hissy fit menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819282)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: ivory rigor stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819306)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: Lime principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640463)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: infuriating bateful nursing home

letter says he is NERVOUS and CONCERNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640306)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Rusted awkward cumskin mad-dog skullcap

I don't think he ever actually says there is permanent damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640367)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Greedy brass corner

Woodland Hills is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640393)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz godawful dopamine nowag

Woodland Hills native here. Love this city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642134)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: gay orchestra pit blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640405)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: vivacious ebony tank

In theory, could an unscrupulous lawyer go around sending phony demand letters to food companies alleging that their clients (who are their friends) were injured after eating a screw or glass shard in the food, along with some photo of a screw and some stage blood?

What stops out of work and desperate Cooley grads from doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640429)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Diverse Cobalt Candlestick Maker

or perhaps spamming insurance companies with random dick pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640447)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Walnut boyish liquid oxygen indirect expression

Ea$y $

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640501)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: vivacious ebony tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640522)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Lime principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640526)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: Claret Disturbing Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640535)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Curious Pozpig Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640582)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: fighting jap roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640633)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: burgundy shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640770)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:23 PM
Author: Nofapping blathering forum

i have a buddy who started doing this recently and he is literally printing money now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642481)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: racy space striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819125)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: hairless faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819142)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Irradiated office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819279)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Mahogany vigorous hissy fit menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819285)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: fighting jap roommate

Should have mentioned his potential loss of earnings from his lucrative career in the IFNB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640442)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Lime principal's office

Some insurance adjuster coming into work on a Wednesday and reading, “Attached with this demand are photographs of the injury to his penis.”

*looks at penis pic*

“Cut a check, Janet!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640446)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Cerebral Native Windowlicker

(Comedian on a Carnival Cruise ship)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640551)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Bipolar Fat Ankles Keepsake Machete

$50k seems a bit low for a crushed penis, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640478)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: infuriating bateful nursing home

(Insurance co that just coughed up 50k for a dick bruise)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640507)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: metal locus

Did you have to have him put a note in the pic that said his name and date or was it just a stock photo your firm uses in situations like this where the client doesnt treat? Just kidding--great job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640517)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Lime principal's office

He should answer this question tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640531)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Laughsome hominid messiness

ungh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640926)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Duck-like trip university

I have a dick and a hammer.

Let's talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642591)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Appetizing Mental Disorder Stage

"Client's only treatment has been personal massage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819107)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: Bonkers Lay Wagecucks

TTIWWOP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819246)