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Just settled a case for $50,000 with a picture of my client's penis (CSLG)

Client was on a motorcycle and was sideswiped on the freeway...
violet hell new version
  03/19/18
tfw no bruised penis client why live?
beta garrison mediation
  03/19/18
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umber stain principal's office
  03/19/18
lol
umber stain principal's office
  03/19/18
180
Doobsian Boyish Box Office
  03/19/18
180. DESCRIBE the penis
Plum meetinghouse rigor
  03/19/18
CR. highly relevant to the merit of the claim
multi-colored persian
  03/19/18
cslg pls poast pic of redacted check & demand letter, al...
Plum meetinghouse rigor
  03/19/18
was expecting flame.
mildly autistic exciting ceo
  03/19/18
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mustard drunken step-uncle's house knife
  03/19/18
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Abusive buff lodge ladyboy
  03/19/18
Here is the check: https://imgur.com/a/yxBk6 (look at date o...
violet hell new version
  03/19/18
you forgot to poast the REDACTED COCK PIC, foo!
Plum meetinghouse rigor
  03/19/18
I can't do that man. I'm not posting a client's penis on the...
violet hell new version
  03/19/18
if u do, you might steal MPM away from Charles XII this year...
Plum meetinghouse rigor
  03/19/18
...
multi-colored persian
  03/19/18
TYPO: "The injuries he has suffered have been life chan...
vigorous institution
  03/19/18
My partner is going to write me up... oh wait I'm self emplo...
violet hell new version
  03/19/18
Devastating.
multi-colored persian
  03/19/18
This is bigger than you. This is about the firm.
vigorous institution
  03/19/18
...
Plum meetinghouse rigor
  03/19/18
pwned
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  03/19/18
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arrogant area
  03/19/18
lmao
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  03/19/18
goddamn wordlstar
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umber stain principal's office
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Blue adventurous personal credit line
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sable cerebral range
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Bronze orchestra pit
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sapphire bonkers theater stage
  03/19/18
D-D-D-DICK SMASH
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Dun Round Eye Toaster
  03/19/18
lol
mildly autistic exciting ceo
  03/19/18
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At-the-ready school
  03/19/18
amazing subthread.
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indecent resort regret
  04/11/18
"VC21658(a)" is atrocious, too. missing section sy...
Plum meetinghouse rigor
  03/19/18
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ruby library
  03/19/18
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multi-colored persian
  03/19/18
u mad @ calishitlawguru STYLING on your jew ass?
french diverse dragon rigpig
  03/19/18
(low iq gook)
Plum meetinghouse rigor
  03/20/18
...
umber stain principal's office
  03/19/18
FYI--I think you missed a redaction in there at the end.
Smoky heaven mother
  03/19/18
Where? Mercury? I left that in.
violet hell new version
  03/19/18
Oh okay, nevermind then
Smoky heaven mother
  03/19/18
I need a weekly digest of your huge settlements, i cant keep...
stirring parlour karate
  03/19/18
1800. Are your demand letters normally this short, or was t...
vibrant plaza black woman
  03/19/18
wait, why would your client settle for $50k for a catastroph...
Blue adventurous personal credit line
  03/19/18
He had a bruise on his penis man. There were no medical reco...
violet hell new version
  03/19/18
so they want to settle quick in case it turns out his penis ...
stirring parlour karate
  03/19/18
yeah man. Thats like a million bucks.
Bronze orchestra pit
  03/19/18
if the policy is 50k, where is he gonna get 1m from?
Plum meetinghouse rigor
  03/19/18
What? I mean, obviously $1 million is case value if theres s...
Bronze orchestra pit
  03/19/18
50k for your Dick not working anymore? That seems low. Or ar...
Razzle-dazzle Domesticated Stock Car
  03/19/18
I'm a good creative writer if that's what you mean.
violet hell new version
  03/19/18
lmao
Transparent Fragrant Double Fault Nursing Home
  03/19/18
On the next motorcycle dick injury case, maybe throw in a pa...
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Transparent Fragrant Double Fault Nursing Home
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stirring parlour karate
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Plum meetinghouse rigor
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deep stead
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maniacal hospital party of the first part
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sapphire bonkers theater stage
  03/19/18
letter says he is NERVOUS and CONCERNED
stirring parlour karate
  03/19/18
I don't think he ever actually says there is permanent damag...
Smoky heaven mother
  03/19/18
Woodland Hills is 180
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Woodland Hills native here. Love this city.
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  03/19/18
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In theory, could an unscrupulous lawyer go around sending ph...
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  03/19/18
or perhaps spamming insurance companies with random dick pic...
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  03/19/18
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deep stead
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Should have mentioned his potential loss of earnings from hi...
Dun Round Eye Toaster
  03/19/18
Some insurance adjuster coming into work on a Wednesday and ...
sapphire bonkers theater stage
  03/19/18
(Comedian on a Carnival Cruise ship)
Pearl fluffy corn cake
  03/19/18
$50k seems a bit low for a crushed penis, no?
Peach spot patrolman
  03/19/18
(Insurance co that just coughed up 50k for a dick bruise)
stirring parlour karate
  03/19/18
Did you have to have him put a note in the pic that said his...
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  03/19/18
He should answer this question tho
sapphire bonkers theater stage
  03/19/18
ungh?
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  03/19/18
I have a dick and a hammer. Let's talk.
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  03/19/18
"Client's only treatment has been personal massage"...
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  04/11/18
TTIWWOP
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  04/11/18


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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: violet hell new version

Client was on a motorcycle and was sideswiped on the freeway. His body (including penis) was hit by a passing car and had a large bruise on it. I sent the photo of his bruised penis and a policy limits demand to the insurance company ten days ago (no medical bills or records). I just got a check in the mail for $50,000 limits along with a release and dec page. Client had no treatment besides ER with Medi-cal. He will net about 33k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640090)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: beta garrison mediation

tfw no bruised penis client

why live?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642455)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: umber stain principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640091)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: umber stain principal's office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640093)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Doobsian Boyish Box Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640098)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Plum meetinghouse rigor

180. DESCRIBE the penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640099)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: multi-colored persian

CR.

highly relevant to the merit of the claim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640120)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: Plum meetinghouse rigor

cslg pls poast pic of redacted check & demand letter, along with the cock pic -- w face redacted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640126)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: mildly autistic exciting ceo

was expecting flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640101)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: mustard drunken step-uncle's house knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640110)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Abusive buff lodge ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640122)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: violet hell new version

Here is the check: https://imgur.com/a/yxBk6 (look at date of loss vs. date check was issued. Was only a few weeks).

Here is the demand language:

On February 23, 2018 your insured, REDACTED made an unsafe lane change and struck our client, REDACTED. Mr. REDACTED attempted to avoid the collision but was unable to. The impact caused him to lose control and collide with another vehicle. Mr. REDACTED’s body struck the asphalt violently. The California Highway Patrol arrived at the scene and took statements from all the parties. The CHP report places your insured at fault for violating VC21658(a). Liability is obvious. Immediately after the incident, Mr. REDACTED was taken by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai hospital. His complaints were pain to his neck, back, testicles, penis, left hip, pelvis, abdomen, left elbow, and left humerus. He also had bruises and cuts all over his body. The injuries he has suffered have been life change.

While his neck, pelvis, hip, abdomen, elbow, and back pain have severe pain, his penis injury is catastrophic. During the accident, his penis was crushed and the majority of it was covered in bruises. He has not been able to have sex, has pain urinating, and feels constant pain in his penis. He is scheduled to see a urologist to determine the extent of the damage to his penis. He has been depressed, nervous about the functionality of his penis, and concerned about his ability to have children in the future. Attached with this demand are photographs of the injury to his penis.

Based on the foregoing, our client has authorized the undersigned to resolve this matter for your insured’s entire policy limits for REDACTED. Because of the nature of our client’s injury, there is significant exposure to your insured. We believe if this case went to trial it could be a seven-figure verdict. Failure to tender the limits puts your insured at risk of an excess judgment and exposes Mercury to an assignable bad-faith claim. As a condition of our demand we require that the following conditions are met:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640124)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: Plum meetinghouse rigor

you forgot to poast the REDACTED COCK PIC, foo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640131)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: violet hell new version

I can't do that man. I'm not posting a client's penis on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640136)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Plum meetinghouse rigor

if u do, you might steal MPM away from Charles XII this year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640139)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: multi-colored persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640157)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: vigorous institution

TYPO: "The injuries he has suffered have been life change."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640144)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: violet hell new version

My partner is going to write me up... oh wait I'm self employed and no one cares about these things in PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640160)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: multi-colored persian

Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640168)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: vigorous institution

This is bigger than you. This is about the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640172)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Plum meetinghouse rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640182)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Transparent Fragrant Double Fault Nursing Home

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640185)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: arrogant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640188)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: stirring parlour karate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640192)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: spectacular cumskin

goddamn wordlstar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640196)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: umber stain principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640220)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: Blue adventurous personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640236)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: sable cerebral range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640260)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Lascivious pungent set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640277)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Bronze orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640400)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: sapphire bonkers theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640413)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: sapphire bonkers theater stage

D-D-D-DICK SMASH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640416)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: Dun Round Eye Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640427)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic exciting ceo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640587)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: At-the-ready school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640765)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: french diverse dragon rigpig

amazing subthread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35641864)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: carmine appetizing cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642499)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed offensive crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642532)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: indecent resort regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819317)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Plum meetinghouse rigor

"VC21658(a)" is atrocious, too. missing section symbol. vehicle code not spelled out, "subdivision (a)" not spelled out, etc.

CSLG wouldn't survive a week at my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640195)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: ruby library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640246)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: multi-colored persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640256)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: french diverse dragon rigpig

u mad @ calishitlawguru STYLING on your jew ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35641895)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Plum meetinghouse rigor

(low iq gook)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35645761)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: umber stain principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640150)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Smoky heaven mother

FYI--I think you missed a redaction in there at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640251)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: violet hell new version

Where? Mercury? I left that in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640269)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Smoky heaven mother

Oh okay, nevermind then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640290)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: stirring parlour karate

I need a weekly digest of your huge settlements, i cant keep up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640191)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: vibrant plaza black woman

1800. Are your demand letters normally this short, or was this only because damages were obviously in excess of the limits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640265)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Blue adventurous personal credit line

wait, why would your client settle for $50k for a catastrophic penis injury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640271)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: violet hell new version

He had a bruise on his penis man. There were no medical records when I sent that and they didn't want to take the risk. Had I waited another month and his penis bruise went away, case may have been worth very little. I'm sure you can connect the dots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640285)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: stirring parlour karate

so they want to settle quick in case it turns out his penis doesn't work any more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640300)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Bronze orchestra pit

yeah man. Thats like a million bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640410)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Plum meetinghouse rigor

if the policy is 50k, where is he gonna get 1m from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640602)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: Bronze orchestra pit

What? I mean, obviously $1 million is case value if theres such coverage! Doesn't really need to be said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640908)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Domesticated Stock Car

50k for your Dick not working anymore? That seems low. Or are you being loose w the truth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640297)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: violet hell new version

I'm a good creative writer if that's what you mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640305)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: Transparent Fragrant Double Fault Nursing Home

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640380)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: vigorous institution

On the next motorcycle dick injury case, maybe throw in a paragraph about fear of cuckoldry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640391)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Transparent Fragrant Double Fault Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640583)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: stirring parlour karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640597)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Plum meetinghouse rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640608)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: deep stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819282)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: maniacal hospital party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819306)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: sapphire bonkers theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640463)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: stirring parlour karate

letter says he is NERVOUS and CONCERNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640306)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Smoky heaven mother

I don't think he ever actually says there is permanent damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640367)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Outnumbered tanning salon selfie

Woodland Hills is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640393)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:41 PM
Author: violet hell new version

Woodland Hills native here. Love this city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642134)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: talented dog poop messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640405)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: 180 whorehouse weed whacker

In theory, could an unscrupulous lawyer go around sending phony demand letters to food companies alleging that their clients (who are their friends) were injured after eating a screw or glass shard in the food, along with some photo of a screw and some stage blood?

What stops out of work and desperate Cooley grads from doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640429)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: vigorous institution

or perhaps spamming insurance companies with random dick pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640447)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Metal Doctorate Keepsake Machete

Ea$y $

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640501)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: 180 whorehouse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640522)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: sapphire bonkers theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640526)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: Contagious Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640535)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Transparent Fragrant Double Fault Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640582)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Dun Round Eye Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640633)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: At-the-ready school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640770)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:23 PM
Author: stimulating abode genital piercing

i have a buddy who started doing this recently and he is literally printing money now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642481)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: Amethyst filthy chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819125)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Heady spruce ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819142)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Carnelian well-lubricated cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819279)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: deep stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819285)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: Dun Round Eye Toaster

Should have mentioned his potential loss of earnings from his lucrative career in the IFNB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640442)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: sapphire bonkers theater stage

Some insurance adjuster coming into work on a Wednesday and reading, “Attached with this demand are photographs of the injury to his penis.”

*looks at penis pic*

“Cut a check, Janet!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640446)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Pearl fluffy corn cake

(Comedian on a Carnival Cruise ship)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640551)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Peach spot patrolman

$50k seems a bit low for a crushed penis, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640478)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: stirring parlour karate

(Insurance co that just coughed up 50k for a dick bruise)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640507)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: Impertinent provocative public bath

Did you have to have him put a note in the pic that said his name and date or was it just a stock photo your firm uses in situations like this where the client doesnt treat? Just kidding--great job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640517)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: sapphire bonkers theater stage

He should answer this question tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640531)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Chestnut comical brunch brethren

ungh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640926)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired giraffe house

I have a dick and a hammer.

Let's talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642591)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: odious striped hyena philosopher-king

"Client's only treatment has been personal massage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819107)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: Cordovan idea he suggested half-breed

TTIWWOP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819246)