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Just settled a case for $50,000 with a picture of my client's penis (CSLG)

Client was on a motorcycle and was sideswiped on the freeway...
silver chad
  03/19/18
tfw no bruised penis client why live?
Laughsome yarmulke electric furnace
  03/19/18
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cordovan trailer park
  03/19/18
lol
cordovan trailer park
  03/19/18
180
Twinkling Crusty Ratface Whorehouse
  03/19/18
180. DESCRIBE the penis
shaky lay
  03/19/18
CR. highly relevant to the merit of the claim
Grizzly arousing native stock car
  03/19/18
cslg pls poast pic of redacted check & demand letter, al...
shaky lay
  03/19/18
was expecting flame.
effete new version fanboi
  03/19/18
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slimy base
  03/19/18
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soul-stirring rambunctious goyim
  03/19/18
Here is the check: https://imgur.com/a/yxBk6 (look at date o...
silver chad
  03/19/18
you forgot to poast the REDACTED COCK PIC, foo!
shaky lay
  03/19/18
I can't do that man. I'm not posting a client's penis on the...
silver chad
  03/19/18
if u do, you might steal MPM away from Charles XII this year...
shaky lay
  03/19/18
...
Grizzly arousing native stock car
  03/19/18
TYPO: "The injuries he has suffered have been life chan...
Startling floppy field
  03/19/18
My partner is going to write me up... oh wait I'm self emplo...
silver chad
  03/19/18
Devastating.
Grizzly arousing native stock car
  03/19/18
This is bigger than you. This is about the firm.
Startling floppy field
  03/19/18
...
shaky lay
  03/19/18
pwned
crawly well-lubricated hell legend
  03/19/18
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sienna locale
  03/19/18
lmao
opaque orchestra pit
  03/19/18
goddamn wordlstar
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cordovan trailer park
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Pea-brained wonderful den friendly grandma
  03/19/18
D-D-D-DICK SMASH
Pea-brained wonderful den friendly grandma
  03/19/18
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Stubborn bossy indian lodge sex offender
  03/19/18
lol
effete new version fanboi
  03/19/18
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Scarlet diverse dopamine garrison
  03/19/18
amazing subthread.
orange masturbator
  03/19/18
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  03/19/18
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iridescent theater shitlib
  03/19/18
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flatulent point place of business
  04/11/18
"VC21658(a)" is atrocious, too. missing section sy...
shaky lay
  03/19/18
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Adventurous umber resort
  03/19/18
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Grizzly arousing native stock car
  03/19/18
u mad @ calishitlawguru STYLING on your jew ass?
orange masturbator
  03/19/18
(low iq gook)
shaky lay
  03/20/18
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cordovan trailer park
  03/19/18
FYI--I think you missed a redaction in there at the end.
Henna high-end heaven selfie
  03/19/18
Where? Mercury? I left that in.
silver chad
  03/19/18
Oh okay, nevermind then
Henna high-end heaven selfie
  03/19/18
I need a weekly digest of your huge settlements, i cant keep...
opaque orchestra pit
  03/19/18
1800. Are your demand letters normally this short, or was t...
Slate locus
  03/19/18
wait, why would your client settle for $50k for a catastroph...
Indigo coldplay fan fortuitous meteor
  03/19/18
He had a bruise on his penis man. There were no medical reco...
silver chad
  03/19/18
so they want to settle quick in case it turns out his penis ...
opaque orchestra pit
  03/19/18
yeah man. Thats like a million bucks.
Aphrodisiac cyan regret lodge
  03/19/18
if the policy is 50k, where is he gonna get 1m from?
shaky lay
  03/19/18
What? I mean, obviously $1 million is case value if theres s...
Aphrodisiac cyan regret lodge
  03/19/18
50k for your Dick not working anymore? That seems low. Or ar...
big salmon theater stage
  03/19/18
I'm a good creative writer if that's what you mean.
silver chad
  03/19/18
lmao
crawly well-lubricated hell legend
  03/19/18
On the next motorcycle dick injury case, maybe throw in a pa...
Startling floppy field
  03/19/18
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crawly well-lubricated hell legend
  03/19/18
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opaque orchestra pit
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shaky lay
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Talented Pearly Double Fault
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Frum stage
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Pea-brained wonderful den friendly grandma
  03/19/18
letter says he is NERVOUS and CONCERNED
opaque orchestra pit
  03/19/18
I don't think he ever actually says there is permanent damag...
Henna high-end heaven selfie
  03/19/18
Woodland Hills is 180
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  03/19/18
Woodland Hills native here. Love this city.
silver chad
  03/19/18
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impertinent ticket booth
  03/19/18
In theory, could an unscrupulous lawyer go around sending ph...
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  03/19/18
or perhaps spamming insurance companies with random dick pic...
Startling floppy field
  03/19/18
Ea$y $
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Talented Pearly Double Fault
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Should have mentioned his potential loss of earnings from hi...
Stubborn bossy indian lodge sex offender
  03/19/18
Some insurance adjuster coming into work on a Wednesday and ...
Pea-brained wonderful den friendly grandma
  03/19/18
(Comedian on a Carnival Cruise ship)
Claret zippy generalized bond kitchen
  03/19/18
$50k seems a bit low for a crushed penis, no?
mind-boggling famous landscape painting
  03/19/18
(Insurance co that just coughed up 50k for a dick bruise)
opaque orchestra pit
  03/19/18
Did you have to have him put a note in the pic that said his...
translucent vigorous senate pervert
  03/19/18
He should answer this question tho
Pea-brained wonderful den friendly grandma
  03/19/18
ungh?
electric flushed clown institution
  03/19/18
I have a dick and a hammer. Let's talk.
Yapping useless gunner ladyboy
  03/19/18
"Client's only treatment has been personal massage"...
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  04/11/18
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  04/11/18


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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: silver chad

Client was on a motorcycle and was sideswiped on the freeway. His body (including penis) was hit by a passing car and had a large bruise on it. I sent the photo of his bruised penis and a policy limits demand to the insurance company ten days ago (no medical bills or records). I just got a check in the mail for $50,000 limits along with a release and dec page. Client had no treatment besides ER with Medi-cal. He will net about 33k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640090)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: Laughsome yarmulke electric furnace

tfw no bruised penis client

why live?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642455)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: cordovan trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640091)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: cordovan trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640093)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Twinkling Crusty Ratface Whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640098)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: shaky lay

180. DESCRIBE the penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640099)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: Grizzly arousing native stock car

CR.

highly relevant to the merit of the claim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640120)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: shaky lay

cslg pls poast pic of redacted check & demand letter, along with the cock pic -- w face redacted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640126)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: effete new version fanboi

was expecting flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640101)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: slimy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640110)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring rambunctious goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640122)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: silver chad

Here is the check: https://imgur.com/a/yxBk6 (look at date of loss vs. date check was issued. Was only a few weeks).

Here is the demand language:

On February 23, 2018 your insured, REDACTED made an unsafe lane change and struck our client, REDACTED. Mr. REDACTED attempted to avoid the collision but was unable to. The impact caused him to lose control and collide with another vehicle. Mr. REDACTED’s body struck the asphalt violently. The California Highway Patrol arrived at the scene and took statements from all the parties. The CHP report places your insured at fault for violating VC21658(a). Liability is obvious. Immediately after the incident, Mr. REDACTED was taken by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai hospital. His complaints were pain to his neck, back, testicles, penis, left hip, pelvis, abdomen, left elbow, and left humerus. He also had bruises and cuts all over his body. The injuries he has suffered have been life change.

While his neck, pelvis, hip, abdomen, elbow, and back pain have severe pain, his penis injury is catastrophic. During the accident, his penis was crushed and the majority of it was covered in bruises. He has not been able to have sex, has pain urinating, and feels constant pain in his penis. He is scheduled to see a urologist to determine the extent of the damage to his penis. He has been depressed, nervous about the functionality of his penis, and concerned about his ability to have children in the future. Attached with this demand are photographs of the injury to his penis.

Based on the foregoing, our client has authorized the undersigned to resolve this matter for your insured’s entire policy limits for REDACTED. Because of the nature of our client’s injury, there is significant exposure to your insured. We believe if this case went to trial it could be a seven-figure verdict. Failure to tender the limits puts your insured at risk of an excess judgment and exposes Mercury to an assignable bad-faith claim. As a condition of our demand we require that the following conditions are met:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640124)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: shaky lay

you forgot to poast the REDACTED COCK PIC, foo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640131)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: silver chad

I can't do that man. I'm not posting a client's penis on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640136)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: shaky lay

if u do, you might steal MPM away from Charles XII this year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640139)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Grizzly arousing native stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640157)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Startling floppy field

TYPO: "The injuries he has suffered have been life change."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640144)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: silver chad

My partner is going to write me up... oh wait I'm self employed and no one cares about these things in PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640160)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: Grizzly arousing native stock car

Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640168)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Startling floppy field

This is bigger than you. This is about the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640172)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: shaky lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640182)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: crawly well-lubricated hell legend

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640185)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: sienna locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640188)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: opaque orchestra pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640192)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Vengeful hall toaster

goddamn wordlstar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640196)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: cordovan trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640220)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: Indigo coldplay fan fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640236)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640260)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Submissive french church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640277)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cyan regret lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640400)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Pea-brained wonderful den friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640413)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Pea-brained wonderful den friendly grandma

D-D-D-DICK SMASH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640416)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: Stubborn bossy indian lodge sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640427)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: effete new version fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640587)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Scarlet diverse dopamine garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640765)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: orange masturbator

amazing subthread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35641864)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: coral medicated twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642499)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: iridescent theater shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642532)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: flatulent point place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819317)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: shaky lay

"VC21658(a)" is atrocious, too. missing section symbol. vehicle code not spelled out, "subdivision (a)" not spelled out, etc.

CSLG wouldn't survive a week at my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640195)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: Adventurous umber resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640246)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: Grizzly arousing native stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640256)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: orange masturbator

u mad @ calishitlawguru STYLING on your jew ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35641895)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: shaky lay

(low iq gook)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35645761)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: cordovan trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640150)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Henna high-end heaven selfie

FYI--I think you missed a redaction in there at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640251)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: silver chad

Where? Mercury? I left that in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640269)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Henna high-end heaven selfie

Oh okay, nevermind then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640290)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: opaque orchestra pit

I need a weekly digest of your huge settlements, i cant keep up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640191)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: Slate locus

1800. Are your demand letters normally this short, or was this only because damages were obviously in excess of the limits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640265)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Indigo coldplay fan fortuitous meteor

wait, why would your client settle for $50k for a catastrophic penis injury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640271)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: silver chad

He had a bruise on his penis man. There were no medical records when I sent that and they didn't want to take the risk. Had I waited another month and his penis bruise went away, case may have been worth very little. I'm sure you can connect the dots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640285)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: opaque orchestra pit

so they want to settle quick in case it turns out his penis doesn't work any more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640300)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cyan regret lodge

yeah man. Thats like a million bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640410)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: shaky lay

if the policy is 50k, where is he gonna get 1m from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640602)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cyan regret lodge

What? I mean, obviously $1 million is case value if theres such coverage! Doesn't really need to be said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640908)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: big salmon theater stage

50k for your Dick not working anymore? That seems low. Or are you being loose w the truth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640297)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: silver chad

I'm a good creative writer if that's what you mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640305)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: crawly well-lubricated hell legend

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640380)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Startling floppy field

On the next motorcycle dick injury case, maybe throw in a paragraph about fear of cuckoldry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640391)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: crawly well-lubricated hell legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640583)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: opaque orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640597)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: shaky lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640608)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Talented Pearly Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819282)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Frum stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819306)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: Pea-brained wonderful den friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640463)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: opaque orchestra pit

letter says he is NERVOUS and CONCERNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640306)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Henna high-end heaven selfie

I don't think he ever actually says there is permanent damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640367)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Burgundy Hyperventilating Knife Pocket Flask

Woodland Hills is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640393)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:41 PM
Author: silver chad

Woodland Hills native here. Love this city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642134)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: impertinent ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640405)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: hideous rehab coffee pot

In theory, could an unscrupulous lawyer go around sending phony demand letters to food companies alleging that their clients (who are their friends) were injured after eating a screw or glass shard in the food, along with some photo of a screw and some stage blood?

What stops out of work and desperate Cooley grads from doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640429)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Startling floppy field

or perhaps spamming insurance companies with random dick pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640447)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Clear appetizing really tough guy dysfunction

Ea$y $

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640501)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: hideous rehab coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640522)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained wonderful den friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640526)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: impressive spot turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640535)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: crawly well-lubricated hell legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640582)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Stubborn bossy indian lodge sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640633)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Scarlet diverse dopamine garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640770)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:23 PM
Author: crimson titillating ceo

i have a buddy who started doing this recently and he is literally printing money now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642481)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Turquoise State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819125)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: domesticated idiot giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819142)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: dun seedy plaza black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819279)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Talented Pearly Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819285)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: Stubborn bossy indian lodge sex offender

Should have mentioned his potential loss of earnings from his lucrative career in the IFNB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640442)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Pea-brained wonderful den friendly grandma

Some insurance adjuster coming into work on a Wednesday and reading, “Attached with this demand are photographs of the injury to his penis.”

*looks at penis pic*

“Cut a check, Janet!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640446)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Claret zippy generalized bond kitchen

(Comedian on a Carnival Cruise ship)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640551)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling famous landscape painting

$50k seems a bit low for a crushed penis, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640478)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: opaque orchestra pit

(Insurance co that just coughed up 50k for a dick bruise)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640507)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: translucent vigorous senate pervert

Did you have to have him put a note in the pic that said his name and date or was it just a stock photo your firm uses in situations like this where the client doesnt treat? Just kidding--great job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640517)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained wonderful den friendly grandma

He should answer this question tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640531)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: electric flushed clown institution

ungh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640926)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Yapping useless gunner ladyboy

I have a dick and a hammer.

Let's talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642591)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Poppy Passionate Parlour

"Client's only treatment has been personal massage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819107)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: canary windowlicker

TTIWWOP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819246)