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biglaw firms need to get their shit together re: en dashes and em dashes

I see even the most elite firms (literally Wachtell and Crav...
Lavender orchestra pit
  03/19/18
Two hyphens for em dashes isn't that bad. It's just ugly.
Arousing National
  03/19/18
it's despicable
Lavender orchestra pit
  03/19/18
Saw a guy get fired for this and straight up walked out befo...
razzle-dazzle bronze pistol whorehouse
  03/19/18
lmfao that you're dealing with firms that aren't employing, ...
cerebral iridescent stain station
  03/19/18
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lime geriatric clown azn
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bossy university
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cerebral iridescent stain station
  05/14/18
Trendash for life. What the fuck?
Titillating Faggot Firefighter
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cerebral iridescent stain station
  03/19/18
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Thriller Fat Ankles
  03/19/18
This literally does not exist in the English language. I hav...
Lavender orchestra pit
  03/19/18
(non-peer graduate; non-peer practitioner; non-peer farmers ...
cerebral iridescent stain station
  03/19/18
I'm open to hearing an explanation. But I consider myself a ...
Lavender orchestra pit
  03/19/18
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Kink-friendly appetizing round eye
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twisted deranged toaster
  03/19/18
Is this flame
histrionic jade resort
  03/19/18
Square apostrophes are the worst. I mean, show a little effo...
fragrant stage
  03/19/18
Real pain in the ass in patent cases because you can’t just ...
motley slimy business firm legend
  03/19/18
You know what is really fucking insane is when people point ...
Lavender orchestra pit
  03/19/18
cr, huge patent prole tell
Dun Locale Mad-dog Skullcap
  03/19/18
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Lavender orchestra pit
  03/21/18
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Disgusting Newt Foreskin
  03/19/18
i correct every goddamn one. the founding fathers talked ab...
Laughsome temple
  03/22/18
Good job man. We’d be friends.
Lavender orchestra pit
  05/12/18
This is a little known fact: the CAFC shreds your brief if t...
Abusive Principal's Office Idiot
  05/12/18
Btw, why can’t you use the replace function in patent cases?...
Lavender orchestra pit
  05/12/18
It flips them all so they curl away from the number.
Abusive Principal's Office Idiot
  05/14/18
two hyphens all day, fuck trying to find the button for em b...
Azure gaped bawdyhouse
  03/19/18
you can typically just use a voice command ime
cerebral iridescent stain station
  03/19/18
Using hyphens instead of en dashes to save a line when faced...
bistre step-uncle's house milk
  03/19/18
Honestly the one situation where I have been tempted to use ...
Lavender orchestra pit
  03/19/18
You could have avoided all this just by doing better in HS c...
histrionic jade resort
  03/19/18
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cerebral iridescent stain station
  03/19/18
Most lawyers did just fine in HS math.
Arousing National
  03/19/18
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a d...
Deep garrison ratface
  03/19/18
Amateur! Increase the font scale setting to increase the ...
Arousing National
  03/19/18
This is conscious rules flouting and robs you of your plausi...
Lavender orchestra pit
  03/19/18
Very TTT. But who's going to check?
Arousing National
  05/14/18
People who care about this are what make biglaw miserable, f...
Azure gaped bawdyhouse
  03/19/18
"bake?" oh shit, I just proved your point. Bake me...
Disgusting Newt Foreskin
  03/19/18
Damn you're fast
Azure gaped bawdyhouse
  03/19/18
That took several hours per my notebook of billables.
Disgusting Newt Foreskin
  03/19/18
...
Azure gaped bawdyhouse
  03/19/18
Brother, clients pay $620 an hour for us to care about this ...
bistre step-uncle's house milk
  03/19/18
Judge: Well, I was going to rule in defendant's favor, but t...
Deep garrison ratface
  03/19/18
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Azure gaped bawdyhouse
  03/19/18
nobody whose time has any value gives one solitary fuck abou...
Azure gaped bawdyhouse
  03/19/18
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
rose fighting ladyboy
  03/19/18
killself
flirting stag film main people
  03/20/18
alt 0151
Maize razzmatazz double fault
  03/20/18
transhyphenist non bigot here
Nofapping fear-inspiring stead
  03/20/18
I see even the most elite firms -- literally Wachtell and C...
cruel-hearted overrated hunting ground coldplay fan
  03/20/18
This is — the credited criticism — so say I.
white institution shitlib
  05/12/18
The SGs office is the last bastion of good writing in the pr...
Abusive Principal's Office Idiot
  05/12/18
Worrying about this is the ultimate no book of business tell...
swollen costumed internal respiration range
  05/14/18


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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Lavender orchestra pit

I see even the most elite firms (literally Wachtell and Cravath and Kellog and other top places) file briefs using hyphens instead of en dashes and using en dashes or, god forbid, two hyphens for em dashes. get it together motherfuckers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641306)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Arousing National

Two hyphens for em dashes isn't that bad. It's just ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641398)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Lavender orchestra pit

it's despicable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641410)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bronze pistol whorehouse

Saw a guy get fired for this and straight up walked out before he jumped off the roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641317)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: cerebral iridescent stain station

lmfao that you're dealing with firms that aren't employing, at a minimum, the trendash. Point to fact, in times of great exigency, I've gone so far as to make use of a pentadash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641319)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: lime geriatric clown azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645246)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: bossy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35658763)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: cerebral iridescent stain station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36050284)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Titillating Faggot Firefighter

Trendash for life. What the fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641323)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: cerebral iridescent stain station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641327)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Thriller Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641346)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Lavender orchestra pit

This literally does not exist in the English language. I have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641347)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: cerebral iridescent stain station

(non-peer graduate; non-peer practitioner; non-peer farmers market goer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641352)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Lavender orchestra pit

I'm open to hearing an explanation. But I consider myself a punctuation hardliner and literally have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641383)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Disgusting Newt Foreskin

Check out Eats, Shoots, and Trendashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641427)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Kink-friendly appetizing round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645264)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Striped Hyena Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641354)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Coral Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641366)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Kink-friendly appetizing round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641386)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: twisted deranged toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641406)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: histrionic jade resort

Is this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641326)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: fragrant stage

Square apostrophes are the worst. I mean, show a little effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641333)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: motley slimy business firm legend

Real pain in the ass in patent cases because you can’t just replace all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641407)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Lavender orchestra pit

You know what is really fucking insane is when people point the apostrophe the wrong way in patent cases. You see this all the time. Probably greater than 50% of the time, a biglaw firm will write about the 999 patent and have the apostrophe at the beginning pointing the wrong way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641435)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Dun Locale Mad-dog Skullcap

cr, huge patent prole tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641765)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Lavender orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35652523)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Disgusting Newt Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641869)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Laughsome temple

i correct every goddamn one. the founding fathers talked about patents in the goddamn constitution for fucks sake show a little respect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35658723)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Lavender orchestra pit

Good job man. We’d be friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36038907)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Abusive Principal's Office Idiot

This is a little known fact: the CAFC shreds your brief if they see a straight or backwards quote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36038931)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Lavender orchestra pit

Btw, why can’t you use the replace function in patent cases??? I’d like an explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36038946)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: Abusive Principal's Office Idiot

It flips them all so they curl away from the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36050278)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Azure gaped bawdyhouse

two hyphens all day, fuck trying to find the button for em bash all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641336)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: cerebral iridescent stain station

you can typically just use a voice command ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641345)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: bistre step-uncle's house milk

Using hyphens instead of en dashes to save a line when faced with a page limit: decadent or shrewd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641343)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: Lavender orchestra pit

Honestly the one situation where I have been tempted to use a hyphen instead of an en dash (and, on occasion, have succumbed) is when faced with a strict word limit. If you use an en dash, Microsoft Word records the range as two words whereas it records a single word if you use a hyphen. But it is incorrect usage and I've always been tempted to call people out for violating the word count where they hit it exactly while employing 50 hyphens in the place of en dashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641372)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: histrionic jade resort

You could have avoided all this just by doing better in HS calculus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641379)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: cerebral iridescent stain station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641390)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Arousing National

Most lawyers did just fine in HS math.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641414)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Deep garrison ratface

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641395)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Arousing National

Amateur!

Increase the font scale setting to increase the hyphen to 300%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641430)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Lavender orchestra pit

This is conscious rules flouting and robs you of your plausible deniability. Many jurisdictions, for example Delaware, now require briefs to be filed in Word format.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641456)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Arousing National

Very TTT.

But who's going to check?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36050314)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: Azure gaped bawdyhouse

People who care about this are what make biglaw miserable, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641582)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: Disgusting Newt Foreskin

"bake?" oh shit, I just proved your point. Bake me away, toys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641586)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: Azure gaped bawdyhouse

Damn you're fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641601)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Disgusting Newt Foreskin

That took several hours per my notebook of billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641760)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Azure gaped bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641859)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: bistre step-uncle's house milk

Brother, clients pay $620 an hour for us to care about this so we can maintain credibility and prestige with judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641748)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Deep garrison ratface

Judge: Well, I was going to rule in defendant's favor, but then I noticed inconsistent em-dashes. Summary judgment for the plaintiff!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641758)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Azure gaped bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641861)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Azure gaped bawdyhouse

nobody whose time has any value gives one solitary fuck about this. its all dipshit mid level associates one upping each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641868)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: rose fighting ladyboy

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641759)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: flirting stag film main people

killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645224)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: Maize razzmatazz double fault

alt 0151

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645233)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Nofapping fear-inspiring stead

transhyphenist non bigot here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645255)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted overrated hunting ground coldplay fan

I see even the most elite firms -- literally Wachtell and Cravath and Kellog and other top places -- file briefs using hyphens instead of en dashes and using en dashes or -- god forbid -- two hyphens for em dashes. get it together motherfuckers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645274)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: white institution shitlib

This is — the credited criticism — so say I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36038917)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Abusive Principal's Office Idiot

The SGs office is the last bastion of good writing in the profession. Their punctuation is always on point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36039460)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: swollen costumed internal respiration range

Worrying about this is the ultimate no book of business tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36050530)