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biglaw firms need to get their shit together re: en dashes and em dashes

I see even the most elite firms (literally Wachtell and Crav...
khaki crusty faggotry
  03/19/18
Two hyphens for em dashes isn't that bad. It's just ugly.
stimulating factory reset button death wish
  03/19/18
it's despicable
khaki crusty faggotry
  03/19/18
Saw a guy get fired for this and straight up walked out befo...
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  03/19/18
lmfao that you're dealing with firms that aren't employing, ...
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Marvelous violent stock car kitchen
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Trendash for life. What the fuck?
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  03/19/18
This literally does not exist in the English language. I hav...
khaki crusty faggotry
  03/19/18
(non-peer graduate; non-peer practitioner; non-peer farmers ...
Marvelous violent stock car kitchen
  03/19/18
I'm open to hearing an explanation. But I consider myself a ...
khaki crusty faggotry
  03/19/18
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Is this flame
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Square apostrophes are the worst. I mean, show a little effo...
Electric haunted graveyard mediation
  03/19/18
Real pain in the ass in patent cases because you can’t just ...
Well-lubricated dog poop plaza
  03/19/18
You know what is really fucking insane is when people point ...
khaki crusty faggotry
  03/19/18
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disrespectful volcanic crater
  03/19/18
i correct every goddamn one. the founding fathers talked ab...
citrine yarmulke coldplay fan
  03/22/18
Good job man. We’d be friends.
khaki crusty faggotry
  05/12/18
This is a little known fact: the CAFC shreds your brief if t...
Appetizing angry gas station
  05/12/18
Btw, why can’t you use the replace function in patent cases?...
khaki crusty faggotry
  05/12/18
It flips them all so they curl away from the number.
Appetizing angry gas station
  05/14/18
two hyphens all day, fuck trying to find the button for em b...
french copper locale mad-dog skullcap
  03/19/18
you can typically just use a voice command ime
Marvelous violent stock car kitchen
  03/19/18
Using hyphens instead of en dashes to save a line when faced...
Embarrassed to the bone avocado meetinghouse idea he suggested
  03/19/18
Honestly the one situation where I have been tempted to use ...
khaki crusty faggotry
  03/19/18
You could have avoided all this just by doing better in HS c...
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  03/19/18
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Marvelous violent stock car kitchen
  03/19/18
Most lawyers did just fine in HS math.
stimulating factory reset button death wish
  03/19/18
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a d...
flickering fragrant indian lodge candlestick maker
  03/19/18
Amateur! Increase the font scale setting to increase the ...
stimulating factory reset button death wish
  03/19/18
This is conscious rules flouting and robs you of your plausi...
khaki crusty faggotry
  03/19/18
Very TTT. But who's going to check?
stimulating factory reset button death wish
  05/14/18
People who care about this are what make biglaw miserable, f...
french copper locale mad-dog skullcap
  03/19/18
"bake?" oh shit, I just proved your point. Bake me...
disrespectful volcanic crater
  03/19/18
Damn you're fast
french copper locale mad-dog skullcap
  03/19/18
That took several hours per my notebook of billables.
disrespectful volcanic crater
  03/19/18
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french copper locale mad-dog skullcap
  03/19/18
Brother, clients pay $620 an hour for us to care about this ...
Embarrassed to the bone avocado meetinghouse idea he suggested
  03/19/18
Judge: Well, I was going to rule in defendant's favor, but t...
flickering fragrant indian lodge candlestick maker
  03/19/18
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french copper locale mad-dog skullcap
  03/19/18
nobody whose time has any value gives one solitary fuck abou...
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  03/19/18
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  03/19/18
killself
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  03/20/18
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  03/20/18
I see even the most elite firms -- literally Wachtell and C...
emerald autistic feces
  03/20/18
This is — the credited criticism — so say I.
flushed lay private investor
  05/12/18
The SGs office is the last bastion of good writing in the pr...
Appetizing angry gas station
  05/12/18
Worrying about this is the ultimate no book of business tell...
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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: khaki crusty faggotry

I see even the most elite firms (literally Wachtell and Cravath and Kellog and other top places) file briefs using hyphens instead of en dashes and using en dashes or, god forbid, two hyphens for em dashes. get it together motherfuckers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641306)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: stimulating factory reset button death wish

Two hyphens for em dashes isn't that bad. It's just ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641398)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: khaki crusty faggotry

it's despicable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641410)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: Spectacular institution

Saw a guy get fired for this and straight up walked out before he jumped off the roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641317)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Marvelous violent stock car kitchen

lmfao that you're dealing with firms that aren't employing, at a minimum, the trendash. Point to fact, in times of great exigency, I've gone so far as to make use of a pentadash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641319)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: overrated irate hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645246)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: grizzly soul-stirring stead depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35658763)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Marvelous violent stock car kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36050284)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Walnut hideous trailer park love of her life

Trendash for life. What the fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641323)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Marvelous violent stock car kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641327)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Twinkling cowardly market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641346)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: khaki crusty faggotry

This literally does not exist in the English language. I have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641347)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Marvelous violent stock car kitchen

(non-peer graduate; non-peer practitioner; non-peer farmers market goer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641352)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: khaki crusty faggotry

I'm open to hearing an explanation. But I consider myself a punctuation hardliner and literally have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641383)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: disrespectful volcanic crater

Check out Eats, Shoots, and Trendashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641427)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Outnumbered house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645264)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: ruddy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641354)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Ocher swashbuckling fanboi senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641366)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Outnumbered house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641386)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser plum international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641406)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: passionate selfie genital piercing

Is this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641326)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Electric haunted graveyard mediation

Square apostrophes are the worst. I mean, show a little effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641333)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Well-lubricated dog poop plaza

Real pain in the ass in patent cases because you can’t just replace all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641407)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: khaki crusty faggotry

You know what is really fucking insane is when people point the apostrophe the wrong way in patent cases. You see this all the time. Probably greater than 50% of the time, a biglaw firm will write about the 999 patent and have the apostrophe at the beginning pointing the wrong way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641435)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: aquamarine multi-colored old irish cottage

cr, huge patent prole tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641765)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: khaki crusty faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35652523)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: disrespectful volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641869)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: citrine yarmulke coldplay fan

i correct every goddamn one. the founding fathers talked about patents in the goddamn constitution for fucks sake show a little respect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35658723)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: khaki crusty faggotry

Good job man. We’d be friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36038907)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Appetizing angry gas station

This is a little known fact: the CAFC shreds your brief if they see a straight or backwards quote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36038931)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: khaki crusty faggotry

Btw, why can’t you use the replace function in patent cases??? I’d like an explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36038946)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: Appetizing angry gas station

It flips them all so they curl away from the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36050278)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: french copper locale mad-dog skullcap

two hyphens all day, fuck trying to find the button for em bash all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641336)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Marvelous violent stock car kitchen

you can typically just use a voice command ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641345)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone avocado meetinghouse idea he suggested

Using hyphens instead of en dashes to save a line when faced with a page limit: decadent or shrewd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641343)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: khaki crusty faggotry

Honestly the one situation where I have been tempted to use a hyphen instead of an en dash (and, on occasion, have succumbed) is when faced with a strict word limit. If you use an en dash, Microsoft Word records the range as two words whereas it records a single word if you use a hyphen. But it is incorrect usage and I've always been tempted to call people out for violating the word count where they hit it exactly while employing 50 hyphens in the place of en dashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641372)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: passionate selfie genital piercing

You could have avoided all this just by doing better in HS calculus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641379)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Marvelous violent stock car kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641390)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: stimulating factory reset button death wish

Most lawyers did just fine in HS math.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641414)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: flickering fragrant indian lodge candlestick maker

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641395)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: stimulating factory reset button death wish

Amateur!

Increase the font scale setting to increase the hyphen to 300%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641430)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: khaki crusty faggotry

This is conscious rules flouting and robs you of your plausible deniability. Many jurisdictions, for example Delaware, now require briefs to be filed in Word format.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641456)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: stimulating factory reset button death wish

Very TTT.

But who's going to check?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36050314)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: french copper locale mad-dog skullcap

People who care about this are what make biglaw miserable, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641582)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: disrespectful volcanic crater

"bake?" oh shit, I just proved your point. Bake me away, toys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641586)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: french copper locale mad-dog skullcap

Damn you're fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641601)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: disrespectful volcanic crater

That took several hours per my notebook of billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641760)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: french copper locale mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641859)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone avocado meetinghouse idea he suggested

Brother, clients pay $620 an hour for us to care about this so we can maintain credibility and prestige with judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641748)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: flickering fragrant indian lodge candlestick maker

Judge: Well, I was going to rule in defendant's favor, but then I noticed inconsistent em-dashes. Summary judgment for the plaintiff!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641758)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: french copper locale mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641861)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: french copper locale mad-dog skullcap

nobody whose time has any value gives one solitary fuck about this. its all dipshit mid level associates one upping each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641868)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Sexy Concupiscible Clown Place Of Business

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641759)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Thriller Hell

killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645224)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: histrionic sable half-breed theatre

alt 0151

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645233)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: demanding whorehouse

transhyphenist non bigot here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645255)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: emerald autistic feces

I see even the most elite firms -- literally Wachtell and Cravath and Kellog and other top places -- file briefs using hyphens instead of en dashes and using en dashes or -- god forbid -- two hyphens for em dashes. get it together motherfuckers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645274)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: flushed lay private investor

This is — the credited criticism — so say I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36038917)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Appetizing angry gas station

The SGs office is the last bastion of good writing in the profession. Their punctuation is always on point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36039460)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Razzle electric furnace

Worrying about this is the ultimate no book of business tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36050530)