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biglaw firms need to get their shit together re: en dashes and em dashes

I see even the most elite firms (literally Wachtell and Crav...
spectacular gaped fanboi garrison
  03/19/18
Two hyphens for em dashes isn't that bad. It's just ugly.
Mind-boggling black house goyim
  03/19/18
it's despicable
spectacular gaped fanboi garrison
  03/19/18
Saw a guy get fired for this and straight up walked out befo...
curious bespoke school cafeteria
  03/19/18
lmfao that you're dealing with firms that aren't employing, ...
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pearl wrinkle
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irate state hissy fit
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Trendash for life. What the fuck?
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irate state hissy fit
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indecent low-t dragon
  03/19/18
This literally does not exist in the English language. I hav...
spectacular gaped fanboi garrison
  03/19/18
(non-peer graduate; non-peer practitioner; non-peer farmers ...
irate state hissy fit
  03/19/18
I'm open to hearing an explanation. But I consider myself a ...
spectacular gaped fanboi garrison
  03/19/18
Check out Eats, Shoots, and Trendashes
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Fishy Bateful Point
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Fishy Bateful Point
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Insanely Creepy Lavender Main People Base
  03/19/18
Is this flame
confused maniacal striped hyena abode
  03/19/18
Square apostrophes are the worst. I mean, show a little effo...
Adventurous area
  03/19/18
Real pain in the ass in patent cases because you can’t just ...
Bearded Wild Stage Boistinker
  03/19/18
You know what is really fucking insane is when people point ...
spectacular gaped fanboi garrison
  03/19/18
cr, huge patent prole tell
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  03/19/18
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spectacular gaped fanboi garrison
  03/21/18
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Flirting excitant shitlib party of the first part
  03/19/18
i correct every goddamn one. the founding fathers talked ab...
chestnut mother
  03/22/18
Good job man. We’d be friends.
spectacular gaped fanboi garrison
  05/12/18
This is a little known fact: the CAFC shreds your brief if t...
lilac multi-colored queen of the night
  05/12/18
Btw, why can’t you use the replace function in patent cases?...
spectacular gaped fanboi garrison
  05/12/18
It flips them all so they curl away from the number.
lilac multi-colored queen of the night
  05/14/18
two hyphens all day, fuck trying to find the button for em b...
Chocolate boyish stead
  03/19/18
you can typically just use a voice command ime
irate state hissy fit
  03/19/18
Using hyphens instead of en dashes to save a line when faced...
Appetizing hall
  03/19/18
Honestly the one situation where I have been tempted to use ...
spectacular gaped fanboi garrison
  03/19/18
You could have avoided all this just by doing better in HS c...
confused maniacal striped hyena abode
  03/19/18
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irate state hissy fit
  03/19/18
Most lawyers did just fine in HS math.
Mind-boggling black house goyim
  03/19/18
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a d...
cobalt titillating parlour famous landscape painting
  03/19/18
Amateur! Increase the font scale setting to increase the ...
Mind-boggling black house goyim
  03/19/18
This is conscious rules flouting and robs you of your plausi...
spectacular gaped fanboi garrison
  03/19/18
Very TTT. But who's going to check?
Mind-boggling black house goyim
  05/14/18
People who care about this are what make biglaw miserable, f...
Chocolate boyish stead
  03/19/18
"bake?" oh shit, I just proved your point. Bake me...
Flirting excitant shitlib party of the first part
  03/19/18
Damn you're fast
Chocolate boyish stead
  03/19/18
That took several hours per my notebook of billables.
Flirting excitant shitlib party of the first part
  03/19/18
...
Chocolate boyish stead
  03/19/18
Brother, clients pay $620 an hour for us to care about this ...
Appetizing hall
  03/19/18
Judge: Well, I was going to rule in defendant's favor, but t...
cobalt titillating parlour famous landscape painting
  03/19/18
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Chocolate boyish stead
  03/19/18
nobody whose time has any value gives one solitary fuck abou...
Chocolate boyish stead
  03/19/18
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
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  03/19/18
killself
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  03/20/18
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  03/20/18
transhyphenist non bigot here
Ebony Corner
  03/20/18
I see even the most elite firms -- literally Wachtell and C...
trip amber multi-billionaire theater
  03/20/18
This is — the credited criticism — so say I.
White corn cake
  05/12/18
The SGs office is the last bastion of good writing in the pr...
lilac multi-colored queen of the night
  05/12/18
Worrying about this is the ultimate no book of business tell...
Insane codepig
  05/14/18


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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: spectacular gaped fanboi garrison

I see even the most elite firms (literally Wachtell and Cravath and Kellog and other top places) file briefs using hyphens instead of en dashes and using en dashes or, god forbid, two hyphens for em dashes. get it together motherfuckers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641306)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling black house goyim

Two hyphens for em dashes isn't that bad. It's just ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641398)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: spectacular gaped fanboi garrison

it's despicable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641410)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: curious bespoke school cafeteria

Saw a guy get fired for this and straight up walked out before he jumped off the roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641317)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: irate state hissy fit

lmfao that you're dealing with firms that aren't employing, at a minimum, the trendash. Point to fact, in times of great exigency, I've gone so far as to make use of a pentadash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641319)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: alcoholic lascivious orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645246)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: pearl wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35658763)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: irate state hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36050284)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Godawful motley meetinghouse jap

Trendash for life. What the fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641323)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: irate state hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641327)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: indecent low-t dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641346)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: spectacular gaped fanboi garrison

This literally does not exist in the English language. I have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641347)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: irate state hissy fit

(non-peer graduate; non-peer practitioner; non-peer farmers market goer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641352)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: spectacular gaped fanboi garrison

I'm open to hearing an explanation. But I consider myself a punctuation hardliner and literally have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641383)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Flirting excitant shitlib party of the first part

Check out Eats, Shoots, and Trendashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641427)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Fishy Bateful Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645264)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: marvelous sepia heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641354)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Vibrant mexican stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641366)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Fishy Bateful Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641386)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Lavender Main People Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641406)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: confused maniacal striped hyena abode

Is this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641326)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Adventurous area

Square apostrophes are the worst. I mean, show a little effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641333)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Bearded Wild Stage Boistinker

Real pain in the ass in patent cases because you can’t just replace all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641407)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: spectacular gaped fanboi garrison

You know what is really fucking insane is when people point the apostrophe the wrong way in patent cases. You see this all the time. Probably greater than 50% of the time, a biglaw firm will write about the 999 patent and have the apostrophe at the beginning pointing the wrong way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641435)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: well-lubricated hilarious gas station

cr, huge patent prole tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641765)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: spectacular gaped fanboi garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35652523)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Flirting excitant shitlib party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641869)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: chestnut mother

i correct every goddamn one. the founding fathers talked about patents in the goddamn constitution for fucks sake show a little respect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35658723)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: spectacular gaped fanboi garrison

Good job man. We’d be friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36038907)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: lilac multi-colored queen of the night

This is a little known fact: the CAFC shreds your brief if they see a straight or backwards quote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36038931)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: spectacular gaped fanboi garrison

Btw, why can’t you use the replace function in patent cases??? I’d like an explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36038946)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: lilac multi-colored queen of the night

It flips them all so they curl away from the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36050278)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish stead

two hyphens all day, fuck trying to find the button for em bash all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641336)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: irate state hissy fit

you can typically just use a voice command ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641345)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Appetizing hall

Using hyphens instead of en dashes to save a line when faced with a page limit: decadent or shrewd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641343)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: spectacular gaped fanboi garrison

Honestly the one situation where I have been tempted to use a hyphen instead of an en dash (and, on occasion, have succumbed) is when faced with a strict word limit. If you use an en dash, Microsoft Word records the range as two words whereas it records a single word if you use a hyphen. But it is incorrect usage and I've always been tempted to call people out for violating the word count where they hit it exactly while employing 50 hyphens in the place of en dashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641372)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: confused maniacal striped hyena abode

You could have avoided all this just by doing better in HS calculus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641379)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: irate state hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641390)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling black house goyim

Most lawyers did just fine in HS math.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641414)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: cobalt titillating parlour famous landscape painting

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641395)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling black house goyim

Amateur!

Increase the font scale setting to increase the hyphen to 300%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641430)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: spectacular gaped fanboi garrison

This is conscious rules flouting and robs you of your plausible deniability. Many jurisdictions, for example Delaware, now require briefs to be filed in Word format.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641456)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling black house goyim

Very TTT.

But who's going to check?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36050314)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish stead

People who care about this are what make biglaw miserable, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641582)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: Flirting excitant shitlib party of the first part

"bake?" oh shit, I just proved your point. Bake me away, toys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641586)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish stead

Damn you're fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641601)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Flirting excitant shitlib party of the first part

That took several hours per my notebook of billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641760)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641859)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Appetizing hall

Brother, clients pay $620 an hour for us to care about this so we can maintain credibility and prestige with judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641748)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: cobalt titillating parlour famous landscape painting

Judge: Well, I was going to rule in defendant's favor, but then I noticed inconsistent em-dashes. Summary judgment for the plaintiff!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641758)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641861)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish stead

nobody whose time has any value gives one solitary fuck about this. its all dipshit mid level associates one upping each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641868)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: grizzly pervert cumskin

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35641759)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Slate slippery community account stag film

killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645224)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: Vivacious Copper Cruise Ship Lettuce

alt 0151

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645233)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Ebony Corner

transhyphenist non bigot here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645255)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: trip amber multi-billionaire theater

I see even the most elite firms -- literally Wachtell and Cravath and Kellog and other top places -- file briefs using hyphens instead of en dashes and using en dashes or -- god forbid -- two hyphens for em dashes. get it together motherfuckers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#35645274)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: White corn cake

This is — the credited criticism — so say I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36038917)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: lilac multi-colored queen of the night

The SGs office is the last bastion of good writing in the profession. Their punctuation is always on point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36039460)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Insane codepig

Worrying about this is the ultimate no book of business tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2#36050530)