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Rusted elastic band
  03/20/18
how many years did you slave in biglaw? happy with your path...
razzle-dazzle arrogant garrison
  03/20/18
~6 years total, did an in house stint in between firms as we...
Rusted elastic band
  03/20/18
i thought all lawyers were miserable
razzle-dazzle arrogant garrison
  03/20/18
There are like 1.3M+ lawyers in the US so at least a handful...
Rusted elastic band
  03/20/18
apparently they all poast, too.
razzle-dazzle arrogant garrison
  03/20/18
(guy new to xoxohth wondering why people are all so happy he...
Rusted elastic band
  03/20/18
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Slap-happy honey-headed sanctuary private investor
  03/20/18
comp? workload?
dashing ebony kitchen travel guidebook
  03/20/18
~500 I check/respond to email a good amount but actual wo...
Rusted elastic band
  03/20/18
you must be really senior to make 500K in house. you must re...
dashing ebony kitchen travel guidebook
  03/20/18
Tbf I work in SF/SV where it's not that uncommon, and still ...
Rusted elastic band
  03/20/18
500k jfc. are you a GC? size of company?
swashbuckling orange theater
  03/20/18
At various times I've been middle manager in bigtech, senior...
Rusted elastic band
  03/20/18
Congrats, you are in the top 1% of earners in the U.S. and w...
Amber deer antler kitty cat
  02/06/19
Should I complete this auditors request for the status of li...
Concupiscible Laser Beams Foreskin
  03/20/18
Never do anything that outside counsel can do, if you arent ...
Rusted elastic band
  03/20/18
Lol give it to outside counsel.
odious giraffe
  03/20/18
How many total lawyers in your company?
Copper cracking keepsake machete codepig
  03/20/18
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Copper cracking keepsake machete codepig
  03/20/18
Sorry, going to leave current company size vague, but I've b...
Rusted elastic band
  03/20/18
I'm stuck at a $250k/year in-house gig with only 1 year Bigl...
galvanic people who are hurt
  03/20/18
Years of xp? 250k is pretty good for 1 year biglaw I thi...
Rusted elastic band
  03/20/18
~6 years total experience.
galvanic people who are hurt
  03/20/18
Already in tech. I can already get the jobs at the compa...
galvanic people who are hurt
  03/20/18
Hours per week?
Slap-happy honey-headed sanctuary private investor
  03/20/18
<40 unless there's a crisis
Rusted elastic band
  03/20/18
jfc I'm doing this wrong.
Slap-happy honey-headed sanctuary private investor
  03/20/18
Big law practice group? Did that matter? First in house g...
aphrodisiac nibblets
  03/20/18
Yes. Tech trans/licensing, tax, emerging growth corporate, a...
Rusted elastic band
  03/20/18
I meant what was your first in house gig?
aphrodisiac nibblets
  03/20/18
How would a chill senior associate you had never met or work...
Sable Exciting University Milk
  03/20/18
1. Already doing work for someone I know and trust 2. Kn...
Rusted elastic band
  03/20/18
Got some more free time if anyone has q's
Rusted elastic band
  03/23/18
Penis / cock size. (real numbers, not internet nuymbers).
galvanic people who are hurt
  03/23/18
Why is it "penis / cock"? somewhere between 5.5...
Rusted elastic band
  03/23/18
180 exchange
Spectacular jade electric furnace sneaky criminal
  02/06/19
bump if anyone has any q's
Rusted elastic band
  01/07/19
If I fly out there from dc can I give you head?
Trip big-titted church
  01/07/19
a/s/l?
Rusted elastic band
  01/07/19
40/M/DC suburbs
Trip big-titted church
  01/07/19
if you can change that to 18/F then yes
Rusted elastic band
  01/07/19
(Homophobe)
Trip big-titted church
  01/07/19
Do u ever wfh
Copper cracking keepsake machete codepig
  01/07/19
I'm WFH right now. No set WFH schedule, but other than in pe...
Rusted elastic band
  01/07/19
Do you wish you were closer to the action of what your compa...
deep appetizing space
  01/07/19
Sometimes but generally no. I think a lot of lawyers overfet...
Rusted elastic band
  01/07/19
Happy new year! Another year, same old saving up for the ...
odious giraffe
  01/07/19
Around for a bit if anyone has questions. Saw there was a bi...
Rusted elastic band
  01/30/19


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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646112)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle arrogant garrison

how many years did you slave in biglaw? happy with your path in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646115)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

~6 years total, did an in house stint in between firms as well

I'm probably as happy as anyone who isnt a rockstar/MLB player/xo pumo can be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646125)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle arrogant garrison

i thought all lawyers were miserable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646172)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

There are like 1.3M+ lawyers in the US so at least a handful have to be happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646178)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle arrogant garrison

apparently they all poast, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646180)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

(guy new to xoxohth wondering why people are all so happy here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646185)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: Slap-happy honey-headed sanctuary private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646599)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: dashing ebony kitchen travel guidebook

comp? workload?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646117)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

~500

I check/respond to email a good amount but actual work varies.

The vast majority of time I put in a few hours a day, during crises I am putting out fires and shit til late night/weekends/whatever. Thankfully the crises are few and far between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646131)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: dashing ebony kitchen travel guidebook

you must be really senior to make 500K in house. you must report directly to the GC right? chances of making GC in a F500 and copping millions in executive pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646139)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

Tbf I work in SF/SV where it's not that uncommon, and still isnt enough to buy a really nice home

The main routes to making that in SF/SV are 1. GC 2. be at a startup that hits it, or 3. senior counsel/AGC+ in bigtech with lots of RSUs

0 chance i'll make (or want to be) a random F500 GC. one guy i know is GC of a trash company, probably makes a million but LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646166)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling orange theater

500k jfc. are you a GC? size of company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646601)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

At various times I've been middle manager in bigtech, senior manager/exec in middle tech, GC at smalltech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646812)



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Date: February 6th, 2019 10:00 AM
Author: Amber deer antler kitty cat

Congrats, you are in the top 1% of earners in the U.S. and world.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2019-02-04/a-global-guide-to-what-it-means-to-be-part-of-the-1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37735199)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible Laser Beams Foreskin

Should I complete this auditors request for the status of litigation matters or farm it out to outside counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646121)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

Never do anything that outside counsel can do, if you arent learning/getting anything out of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646135)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: odious giraffe

Lol give it to outside counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646596)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Copper cracking keepsake machete codepig

How many total lawyers in your company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646373)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Copper cracking keepsake machete codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647177)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

Sorry, going to leave current company size vague, but I've been the sole lawyer, one of 10-50, and one of 100+ at various points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647201)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: galvanic people who are hurt

I'm stuck at a $250k/year in-house gig with only 1 year Biglaw experience. At the moment, recruiters only bring me jobs paying about the same or less.

How do I jump to $500k territory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646613)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

Years of xp? 250k is pretty good for 1 year biglaw

I think as a non GC you can pretty much only make 500k+ in tech or finance (maybe oil/gas, not sure), so if all you care about is money then you should aim for one of those industries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646830)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: galvanic people who are hurt

~6 years total experience.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647121)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: galvanic people who are hurt

Already in tech.

I can already get the jobs at the companies that pay $500k, but only at the level where they pay $250k -- which i'm already making. And right now my job is more 180 than those jobs.

I think I'll hold off and get more experience under my belt before jumping to BigTech.

Or maybe just go solo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647150)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Slap-happy honey-headed sanctuary private investor

Hours per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646700)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

<40 unless there's a crisis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646850)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Slap-happy honey-headed sanctuary private investor

jfc I'm doing this wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646865)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac nibblets

Big law practice group? Did that matter?

First in house gig?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646891)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

Yes. Tech trans/licensing, tax, emerging growth corporate, and a couple of others will get in house far faster than the rest.

No, see above. I've had a few in house gigs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647114)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac nibblets

I meant what was your first in house gig?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647128)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Sable Exciting University Milk

How would a chill senior associate you had never met or worked with before best go about getting on your list to send work to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647009)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

1. Already doing work for someone I know and trust

2. Knowing me socially and getting along well would be worth a try, but you would have to be good to keep going back.

3. Sometimes I reach out to OC based on publications in a niche area (e.g. I google "marijuana law" and read something they wrote), but that's obviously rarer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647129)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

Got some more free time if anyone has q's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35670756)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: galvanic people who are hurt

Penis / cock size. (real numbers, not internet nuymbers).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35670892)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

Why is it "penis / cock"?

somewhere between 5.5 and 7 if i jam the ruler all the way in i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35671028)



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Date: February 6th, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: Spectacular jade electric furnace sneaky criminal

180 exchange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37735588)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 6:53 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

bump if anyone has any q's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547097)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Trip big-titted church

If I fly out there from dc can I give you head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547115)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

a/s/l?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547142)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:06 PM
Author: Trip big-titted church

40/M/DC suburbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547189)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:12 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

if you can change that to 18/F then yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547248)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:24 PM
Author: Trip big-titted church

(Homophobe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547321)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:02 PM
Author: Copper cracking keepsake machete codepig

Do u ever wfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547166)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

I'm WFH right now. No set WFH schedule, but other than in person meetings I don't have to be at the office at a certain time or day. The flip side is that I check and respond to email constantly and work whenever I need to. Kind of like biglaw, except that outside of emergencies most other people arent working/emailing/expecting responses at stupid hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547205)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:04 PM
Author: deep appetizing space

Do you wish you were closer to the action of what your company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547181)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:12 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

Sometimes but generally no. I think a lot of lawyers overfetishize being in "the business." Being a random product manager or engineer isn't really that exciting outside of a handful of jobs (from personal experience), and you have a limited view of the company/strategy. When you're at the top, being Johnny Ive or Steve Jobs is cool in theory but also super stressful, and good luck getting there. I'm close enough to be involved in most things and have a (small) voice in decisions, and far enough that I can easily go to another company and do something similar with different products/technology that I think is cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547242)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: odious giraffe

Happy new year!

Another year, same old saving up for the next shitshack!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547478)



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Date: January 30th, 2019 4:19 PM
Author: Rusted elastic band

Around for a bit if anyone has questions. Saw there was a big thread about in house salaries recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37693030)