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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:56 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646112) |
Date: March 20th, 2018 2:56 PM Author: Ebony messiness how many years did you slave in biglaw? happy with your path in life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646115) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:58 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig ~6 years total, did an in house stint in between firms as well
I'm probably as happy as anyone who isnt a rockstar/MLB player/xo pumo can be |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:07 PM Author: Ebony messiness i thought all lawyers were miserable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646172) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:08 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig There are like 1.3M+ lawyers in the US so at least a handful have to be happy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646178) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:08 PM Author: Ebony messiness apparently they all poast, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646180) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:09 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig (guy new to xoxohth wondering why people are all so happy here) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646185) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:57 PM Author: Self-centered appetizing faggot firefighter orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646599) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:57 PM Author: Navy lodge comp? workload? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646117) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:00 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig ~500
I check/respond to email a good amount but actual work varies.
The vast majority of time I put in a few hours a day, during crises I am putting out fires and shit til late night/weekends/whatever. Thankfully the crises are few and far between. |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:01 PM Author: Navy lodge you must be really senior to make 500K in house. you must report directly to the GC right? chances of making GC in a F500 and copping millions in executive pay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646139) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:06 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig Tbf I work in SF/SV where it's not that uncommon, and still isnt enough to buy a really nice home
The main routes to making that in SF/SV are 1. GC 2. be at a startup that hits it, or 3. senior counsel/AGC+ in bigtech with lots of RSUs
0 chance i'll make (or want to be) a random F500 GC. one guy i know is GC of a trash company, probably makes a million but LOL |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:57 PM Author: Rose cuckoldry feces 500k jfc. are you a GC? size of company? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646601) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:27 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig At various times I've been middle manager in bigtech, senior manager/exec in middle tech, GC at smalltech (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646812) |
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Date: February 6th, 2019 10:00 AM Author: Irradiated skinny woman step-uncle's house Congrats, you are in the top 1% of earners in the U.S. and world.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2019-02-04/a-global-guide-to-what-it-means-to-be-part-of-the-1 |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:58 PM Author: Umber big pocket flask whorehouse Should I complete this auditors request for the status of litigation matters or farm it out to outside counsel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646121) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:00 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig Never do anything that outside counsel can do, if you arent learning/getting anything out of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646135) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:56 PM Author: Territorial hateful nibblets space Lol give it to outside counsel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646596) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:31 PM Author: hilarious spectacular school cafeteria goal in life How many total lawyers in your company? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646373) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:09 PM Author: hilarious spectacular school cafeteria goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647177) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:14 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig Sorry, going to leave current company size vague, but I've been the sole lawyer, one of 10-50, and one of 100+ at various points (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647201) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:59 PM Author: Hairraiser ratface haunted graveyard I'm stuck at a $250k/year in-house gig with only 1 year Biglaw experience. At the moment, recruiters only bring me jobs paying about the same or less.
How do I jump to $500k territory? |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:28 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig Years of xp? 250k is pretty good for 1 year biglaw
I think as a non GC you can pretty much only make 500k+ in tech or finance (maybe oil/gas, not sure), so if all you care about is money then you should aim for one of those industries |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:00 PM Author: Hairraiser ratface haunted graveyard ~6 years total experience.
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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:05 PM Author: Hairraiser ratface haunted graveyard Already in tech.
I can already get the jobs at the companies that pay $500k, but only at the level where they pay $250k -- which i'm already making. And right now my job is more 180 than those jobs.
I think I'll hold off and get more experience under my belt before jumping to BigTech.
Or maybe just go solo. |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:11 PM Author: Self-centered appetizing faggot firefighter orchestra pit Hours per week? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646700) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:30 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig <40 unless there's a crisis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646850) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:31 PM Author: Self-centered appetizing faggot firefighter orchestra pit jfc I'm doing this wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646865) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:33 PM Author: Pearl Dilemma Big law practice group? Did that matter?
First in house gig? |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:59 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig Yes. Tech trans/licensing, tax, emerging growth corporate, and a couple of others will get in house far faster than the rest.
No, see above. I've had a few in house gigs. |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:02 PM Author: Pearl Dilemma I meant what was your first in house gig? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647128) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:47 PM Author: red principal's office depressive How would a chill senior associate you had never met or worked with before best go about getting on your list to send work to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647009) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:02 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig 1. Already doing work for someone I know and trust
2. Knowing me socially and getting along well would be worth a try, but you would have to be good to keep going back.
3. Sometimes I reach out to OC based on publications in a niche area (e.g. I google "marijuana law" and read something they wrote), but that's obviously rarer. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 1:47 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig Got some more free time if anyone has q's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35670756) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 2:02 PM Author: Hairraiser ratface haunted graveyard Penis / cock size. (real numbers, not internet nuymbers). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35670892) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 2:15 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig Why is it "penis / cock"?
somewhere between 5.5 and 7 if i jam the ruler all the way in i guess |
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Date: February 6th, 2019 11:06 AM Author: Burgundy Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park 180 exchange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37735588) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 6:53 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig bump if anyone has any q's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547097) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 6:55 PM Author: rambunctious keepsake machete house If I fly out there from dc can I give you head? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547115) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 6:58 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig a/s/l? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547142) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:06 PM Author: rambunctious keepsake machete house 40/M/DC suburbs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547189) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:12 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig if you can change that to 18/F then yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547248) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:24 PM Author: rambunctious keepsake machete house (Homophobe) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547321) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:02 PM Author: hilarious spectacular school cafeteria goal in life Do u ever wfh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547166) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:07 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig I'm WFH right now. No set WFH schedule, but other than in person meetings I don't have to be at the office at a certain time or day. The flip side is that I check and respond to email constantly and work whenever I need to. Kind of like biglaw, except that outside of emergencies most other people arent working/emailing/expecting responses at stupid hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547205) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:04 PM Author: peach frisky gaping Do you wish you were closer to the action of what your company does (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547181) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:12 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig Sometimes but generally no. I think a lot of lawyers overfetishize being in "the business." Being a random product manager or engineer isn't really that exciting outside of a handful of jobs (from personal experience), and you have a limited view of the company/strategy. When you're at the top, being Johnny Ive or Steve Jobs is cool in theory but also super stressful, and good luck getting there. I'm close enough to be involved in most things and have a (small) voice in decisions, and far enough that I can easily go to another company and do something similar with different products/technology that I think is cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547242) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:56 PM Author: Territorial hateful nibblets space Happy new year!
Another year, same old saving up for the next shitshack! |
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Date: January 30th, 2019 4:19 PM Author: Frozen titillating filthpig Around for a bit if anyone has questions. Saw there was a big thread about in house salaries recently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37693030) |