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Who Do You Think Gave The First Blowjob In History?

And Why?
Low-t alcoholic school cafeteria gaming laptop
  03/20/18
I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all i...
Multi-colored Peach Principal's Office
  03/20/18
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Light Fragrant Factory Reset Button
  03/20/18
Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a gam...
titillating saffron set toaster
  03/20/18
180
Multi-colored Peach Principal's Office
  03/20/18
WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.
titillating saffron set toaster
  03/21/18
...
sooty gas station skinny woman
  03/21/18
it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-pe...
flesh vibrant trailer park
  03/20/18
Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?
balding corn cake
  03/20/18
(Steve Bannon)
Umber gunner
  03/20/18
your mom
Crusty Parlour
  03/20/18
...
cream splenetic garrison
  03/20/18
Some French woman.
burgundy aromatic ape center
  03/20/18
probably a sheep.
Angry swashbuckling field
  03/20/18
there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the &quo...
Contagious forum quadroon
  03/20/18
So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like ...
Umber gunner
  03/20/18
it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit st...
bossy stirring station
  03/20/18
it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to underst...
Contagious forum quadroon
  03/20/18
...
big rebellious brunch newt
  03/20/18
"it's about so many things" "we cant even ...
heady zippy piazza athletic conference
  03/20/18
knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf s...
Contagious forum quadroon
  03/20/18
I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see ...
Low-t alcoholic school cafeteria gaming laptop
  03/20/18
it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to unders...
Contagious forum quadroon
  03/20/18
I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake who w...
bossy stirring station
  03/20/18
Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake
Umber gunner
  03/20/18
thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking
Fishy hairraiser brethren jap
  03/20/18
A single woman or a man.
Electric big-titted electric furnace
  03/20/18
I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it a...
Know-it-all chapel
  03/20/18
female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy
Onyx floppy parlor
  03/20/18
Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing
trip lodge
  03/20/18
genghis khan probably came up with it
free-loading locus
  03/20/18
has to have been a dude on dude
disrespectful gaped genital piercing
  03/20/18
Time traveling Doobs
trip lodge
  03/20/18
Mitochondrial Steve
fluffy spot dingle berry
  03/20/18
Peter Peterman I
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  03/20/18
ptermanus athorpithicus
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  03/20/18
Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and ha...
Vivacious volcanic crater coldplay fan
  03/20/18
neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this
ungodly talking legend
  03/20/18
My thirteen year old boyfriend
Spectacular public bath
  03/20/18
apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely ou...
Vigorous site reading party
  03/21/18
Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a wa...
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  03/21/18


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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Low-t alcoholic school cafeteria gaming laptop

And Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646207)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored Peach Principal's Office

I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all intents and purposes oral stimulation on cows of the opposite sex. I'm convinced that the first blow job predates the emergence of hominids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646307)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Light Fragrant Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646348)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: titillating saffron set toaster

Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a game. Bull had mounted a cow from the front, was giving her a mouthful not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646542)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Peach Principal's Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646597)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: titillating saffron set toaster

WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652311)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: sooty gas station skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652265)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: flesh vibrant trailer park

it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646217)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: balding corn cake

Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646251)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Umber gunner

(Steve Bannon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646329)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Crusty Parlour

your mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646280)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: cream splenetic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646287)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: burgundy aromatic ape center

Some French woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646290)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Angry swashbuckling field

probably a sheep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646305)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Contagious forum quadroon

there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the "fruit" from the tree could be interpreted as adam's cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646327)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Umber gunner

So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like he didnt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646342)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: bossy stirring station

it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit story is about sex, but I always assumed that Eve fucked herself with the snake and realized sex is about pleasure, rather than a divine gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646347)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Contagious forum quadroon

it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to understand. this is why the goyim are so stupid -- interpreting all this shit literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646363)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: big rebellious brunch newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646423)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: heady zippy piazza athletic conference

"it's about so many things"

"we cant even begin to understand"

so you don't understand anything about Adam and Even, good jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646442)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Contagious forum quadroon

knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf stupid goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647713)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Low-t alcoholic school cafeteria gaming laptop

I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see if i can dig up scholarship here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646559)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Contagious forum quadroon

it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to understand. grinding our rib cages against each other and we came?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646711)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: bossy stirring station

I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake

who was the famous female historical figure who myth says fucked snakes? I forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646725)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Umber gunner

Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646899)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Fishy hairraiser brethren jap

thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646338)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Electric big-titted electric furnace

A single woman or a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646353)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Know-it-all chapel

I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it absolutely predates homo sapiens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646379)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Onyx floppy parlor

female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646393)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: trip lodge

Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646494)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: free-loading locus

genghis khan probably came up with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646498)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: disrespectful gaped genital piercing

has to have been a dude on dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646545)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: trip lodge

Time traveling Doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646744)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: fluffy spot dingle berry

Mitochondrial Steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646906)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: brindle corner travel guidebook

Peter Peterman I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647707)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Useless locale gay wizard

ptermanus athorpithicus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648203)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Vivacious volcanic crater coldplay fan

Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and had Rover go to town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648165)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: ungodly talking legend

neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648178)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Spectacular public bath

My thirteen year old boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648222)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Vigorous site reading party

apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely our ape ancestors did this. so the question is: at what point in our evolution do we start counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652292)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Khaki flatulent cruise ship

Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a war for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652294)