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Who Do You Think Gave The First Blowjob In History?

And Why?
Grizzly pocket flask step-uncle's house
  03/20/18
I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all i...
Pontificating whorehouse bbw
  03/20/18
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Domesticated den
  03/20/18
Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a gam...
Bearded Spruce Round Eye Stage
  03/20/18
180
Pontificating whorehouse bbw
  03/20/18
WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.
Bearded Spruce Round Eye Stage
  03/21/18
...
Zombie-like henna corner tattoo
  03/21/18
it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-pe...
nighttime giraffe
  03/20/18
Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?
bateful harsh goal in life idiot
  03/20/18
(Steve Bannon)
At-the-ready Gay Wizard
  03/20/18
your mom
amethyst racy cuckoldry office
  03/20/18
...
Mildly Autistic Box Office
  03/20/18
Some French woman.
Alcoholic Spectacular Love Of Her Life
  03/20/18
probably a sheep.
dull space
  03/20/18
there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the &quo...
ruddy vibrant antidepressant drug
  03/20/18
So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like ...
At-the-ready Gay Wizard
  03/20/18
it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit st...
sapphire well-lubricated home mad cow disease
  03/20/18
it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to underst...
ruddy vibrant antidepressant drug
  03/20/18
...
Saffron confused point
  03/20/18
"it's about so many things" "we cant even ...
Buff Galvanic Plaza
  03/20/18
knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf s...
ruddy vibrant antidepressant drug
  03/20/18
I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see ...
Grizzly pocket flask step-uncle's house
  03/20/18
it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to unders...
ruddy vibrant antidepressant drug
  03/20/18
I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake who w...
sapphire well-lubricated home mad cow disease
  03/20/18
Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake
At-the-ready Gay Wizard
  03/20/18
thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking
talking flickering mother site
  03/20/18
A single woman or a man.
Flatulent sinister juggernaut black woman
  03/20/18
I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it a...
Vengeful french station sneaky criminal
  03/20/18
female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy
arrogant address rigor
  03/20/18
Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing
dead maroon orchestra pit persian
  03/20/18
genghis khan probably came up with it
Passionate Autistic Center Sweet Tailpipe
  03/20/18
has to have been a dude on dude
insane international law enforcement agency
  03/20/18
Time traveling Doobs
dead maroon orchestra pit persian
  03/20/18
Mitochondrial Steve
orchid corn cake heaven
  03/20/18
Peter Peterman I
Light telephone
  03/20/18
ptermanus athorpithicus
Embarrassed to the bone newt cruise ship
  03/20/18
Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and ha...
titillating mexican
  03/20/18
neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this
Wine halford church building
  03/20/18
My thirteen year old boyfriend
Obsidian charismatic immigrant
  03/20/18
apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely ou...
Nudist Death Wish Really Tough Guy
  03/21/18
Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a wa...
umber fear-inspiring multi-billionaire hell
  03/21/18


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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Grizzly pocket flask step-uncle's house

And Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646207)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Pontificating whorehouse bbw

I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all intents and purposes oral stimulation on cows of the opposite sex. I'm convinced that the first blow job predates the emergence of hominids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646307)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Domesticated den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646348)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Bearded Spruce Round Eye Stage

Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a game. Bull had mounted a cow from the front, was giving her a mouthful not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646542)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Pontificating whorehouse bbw

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646597)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Bearded Spruce Round Eye Stage

WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652311)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Zombie-like henna corner tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652265)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: nighttime giraffe

it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646217)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: bateful harsh goal in life idiot

Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646251)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: At-the-ready Gay Wizard

(Steve Bannon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646329)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: amethyst racy cuckoldry office

your mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646280)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646287)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic Spectacular Love Of Her Life

Some French woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646290)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: dull space

probably a sheep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646305)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: ruddy vibrant antidepressant drug

there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the "fruit" from the tree could be interpreted as adam's cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646327)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: At-the-ready Gay Wizard

So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like he didnt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646342)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: sapphire well-lubricated home mad cow disease

it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit story is about sex, but I always assumed that Eve fucked herself with the snake and realized sex is about pleasure, rather than a divine gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646347)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: ruddy vibrant antidepressant drug

it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to understand. this is why the goyim are so stupid -- interpreting all this shit literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646363)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Saffron confused point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646423)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Buff Galvanic Plaza

"it's about so many things"

"we cant even begin to understand"

so you don't understand anything about Adam and Even, good jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646442)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: ruddy vibrant antidepressant drug

knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf stupid goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647713)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Grizzly pocket flask step-uncle's house

I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see if i can dig up scholarship here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646559)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: ruddy vibrant antidepressant drug

it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to understand. grinding our rib cages against each other and we came?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646711)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: sapphire well-lubricated home mad cow disease

I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake

who was the famous female historical figure who myth says fucked snakes? I forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646725)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: At-the-ready Gay Wizard

Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646899)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: talking flickering mother site

thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646338)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Flatulent sinister juggernaut black woman

A single woman or a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646353)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Vengeful french station sneaky criminal

I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it absolutely predates homo sapiens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646379)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: arrogant address rigor

female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646393)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: dead maroon orchestra pit persian

Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646494)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Passionate Autistic Center Sweet Tailpipe

genghis khan probably came up with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646498)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: insane international law enforcement agency

has to have been a dude on dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646545)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: dead maroon orchestra pit persian

Time traveling Doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646744)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: orchid corn cake heaven

Mitochondrial Steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646906)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Light telephone

Peter Peterman I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647707)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone newt cruise ship

ptermanus athorpithicus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648203)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: titillating mexican

Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and had Rover go to town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648165)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: Wine halford church building

neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648178)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Obsidian charismatic immigrant

My thirteen year old boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648222)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Nudist Death Wish Really Tough Guy

apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely our ape ancestors did this. so the question is: at what point in our evolution do we start counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652292)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: umber fear-inspiring multi-billionaire hell

Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a war for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652294)