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Who Do You Think Gave The First Blowjob In History?

And Why?
jet-lagged space gay wizard
  03/20/18
I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all i...
tan forum kitty cat
  03/20/18
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Vivacious kitchen
  03/20/18
Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a gam...
Startling useless brakes location
  03/20/18
180
tan forum kitty cat
  03/20/18
WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.
Startling useless brakes location
  03/21/18
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Honey-headed wonderful principal's office police squad
  03/21/18
it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-pe...
bearded adventurous library quadroon
  03/20/18
Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?
scarlet hospital
  03/20/18
(Steve Bannon)
Erotic excitant ticket booth
  03/20/18
your mom
Crystalline learning disabled mother rehab
  03/20/18
...
Contagious Internal Respiration Temple
  03/20/18
Some French woman.
Laughsome Rough-skinned Depressive Theater Stage
  03/20/18
probably a sheep.
chestnut multi-colored casino
  03/20/18
there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the &quo...
maniacal hairless new version
  03/20/18
So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like ...
Erotic excitant ticket booth
  03/20/18
it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit st...
Irate point
  03/20/18
it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to underst...
maniacal hairless new version
  03/20/18
...
transparent stage
  03/20/18
"it's about so many things" "we cant even ...
Floppy Charcoal Indian Lodge Candlestick Maker
  03/20/18
knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf s...
maniacal hairless new version
  03/20/18
I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see ...
jet-lagged space gay wizard
  03/20/18
it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to unders...
maniacal hairless new version
  03/20/18
I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake who w...
Irate point
  03/20/18
Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake
Erotic excitant ticket booth
  03/20/18
thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking
180 brass masturbator
  03/20/18
A single woman or a man.
Appetizing Parlor Rigpig
  03/20/18
I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it a...
Pink goal in life
  03/20/18
female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy
amethyst wagecucks
  03/20/18
Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing
free-loading senate
  03/20/18
genghis khan probably came up with it
Big-titted adulterous lodge
  03/20/18
has to have been a dude on dude
massive station digit ratio
  03/20/18
Time traveling Doobs
free-loading senate
  03/20/18
Mitochondrial Steve
motley bespoke immigrant boiling water
  03/20/18
Peter Peterman I
bossy chocolate piazza dopamine
  03/20/18
ptermanus athorpithicus
ivory apoplectic knife
  03/20/18
Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and ha...
Aphrodisiac Whorehouse Genital Piercing
  03/20/18
neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this
Henna roommate
  03/20/18
My thirteen year old boyfriend
Charismatic Bat Shit Crazy Plaza
  03/20/18
apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely ou...
clear blathering deer antler liquid oxygen
  03/21/18
Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a wa...
Exhilarant navy mexican stead
  03/21/18


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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: jet-lagged space gay wizard

And Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646207)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: tan forum kitty cat

I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all intents and purposes oral stimulation on cows of the opposite sex. I'm convinced that the first blow job predates the emergence of hominids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646307)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Vivacious kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646348)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Startling useless brakes location

Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a game. Bull had mounted a cow from the front, was giving her a mouthful not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646542)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: tan forum kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646597)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Startling useless brakes location

WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652311)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Honey-headed wonderful principal's office police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652265)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: bearded adventurous library quadroon

it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646217)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: scarlet hospital

Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646251)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Erotic excitant ticket booth

(Steve Bannon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646329)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Crystalline learning disabled mother rehab

your mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646280)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Contagious Internal Respiration Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646287)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Laughsome Rough-skinned Depressive Theater Stage

Some French woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646290)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: chestnut multi-colored casino

probably a sheep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646305)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: maniacal hairless new version

there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the "fruit" from the tree could be interpreted as adam's cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646327)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Erotic excitant ticket booth

So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like he didnt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646342)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Irate point

it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit story is about sex, but I always assumed that Eve fucked herself with the snake and realized sex is about pleasure, rather than a divine gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646347)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: maniacal hairless new version

it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to understand. this is why the goyim are so stupid -- interpreting all this shit literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646363)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: transparent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646423)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Floppy Charcoal Indian Lodge Candlestick Maker

"it's about so many things"

"we cant even begin to understand"

so you don't understand anything about Adam and Even, good jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646442)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: maniacal hairless new version

knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf stupid goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647713)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: jet-lagged space gay wizard

I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see if i can dig up scholarship here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646559)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: maniacal hairless new version

it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to understand. grinding our rib cages against each other and we came?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646711)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Irate point

I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake

who was the famous female historical figure who myth says fucked snakes? I forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646725)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Erotic excitant ticket booth

Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646899)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: 180 brass masturbator

thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646338)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Appetizing Parlor Rigpig

A single woman or a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646353)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Pink goal in life

I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it absolutely predates homo sapiens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646379)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: amethyst wagecucks

female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646393)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: free-loading senate

Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646494)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Big-titted adulterous lodge

genghis khan probably came up with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646498)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: massive station digit ratio

has to have been a dude on dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646545)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: free-loading senate

Time traveling Doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646744)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: motley bespoke immigrant boiling water

Mitochondrial Steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646906)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: bossy chocolate piazza dopamine

Peter Peterman I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647707)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: ivory apoplectic knife

ptermanus athorpithicus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648203)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Whorehouse Genital Piercing

Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and had Rover go to town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648165)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: Henna roommate

neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648178)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Charismatic Bat Shit Crazy Plaza

My thirteen year old boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648222)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: clear blathering deer antler liquid oxygen

apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely our ape ancestors did this. so the question is: at what point in our evolution do we start counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652292)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant navy mexican stead

Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a war for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652294)