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Who Do You Think Gave The First Blowjob In History?

And Why?
Out-of-control principal's office nibblets
  03/20/18
I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all i...
cerise elastic band gaming laptop
  03/20/18
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Adventurous onyx goal in life blood rage
  03/20/18
Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a gam...
Bat-shit-crazy Disturbing Rehab Crotch
  03/20/18
180
cerise elastic band gaming laptop
  03/20/18
WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.
Bat-shit-crazy Disturbing Rehab Crotch
  03/21/18
...
Burgundy mind-boggling yarmulke international law enforcement agency
  03/21/18
it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-pe...
Cyan Shaky Lay
  03/20/18
Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?
stirring trump supporter
  03/20/18
(Steve Bannon)
milky field
  03/20/18
your mom
apoplectic clear toilet seat quadroon
  03/20/18
...
hateful library milk
  03/20/18
Some French woman.
Pearly National Security Agency
  03/20/18
probably a sheep.
carnelian vivacious meetinghouse selfie
  03/20/18
there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the &quo...
Titillating station
  03/20/18
So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like ...
milky field
  03/20/18
it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit st...
aphrodisiac dysfunction
  03/20/18
it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to underst...
Titillating station
  03/20/18
...
Well-lubricated charcoal public bath
  03/20/18
"it's about so many things" "we cant even ...
mustard 180 location coffee pot
  03/20/18
knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf s...
Titillating station
  03/20/18
I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see ...
Out-of-control principal's office nibblets
  03/20/18
it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to unders...
Titillating station
  03/20/18
I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake who w...
aphrodisiac dysfunction
  03/20/18
Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake
milky field
  03/20/18
thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking
Bearded sooty immigrant
  03/20/18
A single woman or a man.
Multi-colored cowardly roast beef
  03/20/18
I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it a...
nudist home
  03/20/18
female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy
Khaki Sneaky Criminal Telephone
  03/20/18
Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing
Chocolate Tanning Salon
  03/20/18
genghis khan probably came up with it
navy jewess
  03/20/18
has to have been a dude on dude
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  03/20/18
Time traveling Doobs
Chocolate Tanning Salon
  03/20/18
Mitochondrial Steve
Chartreuse brunch
  03/20/18
Peter Peterman I
cobalt piazza
  03/20/18
ptermanus athorpithicus
Talented Property Goyim
  03/20/18
Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and ha...
mahogany nowag
  03/20/18
neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this
insecure charismatic stag film azn
  03/20/18
My thirteen year old boyfriend
Thirsty Cruise Ship Striped Hyena
  03/20/18
apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely ou...
Excitant sanctuary
  03/21/18
Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a wa...
comical internet-worthy hell
  03/21/18


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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Out-of-control principal's office nibblets

And Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646207)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: cerise elastic band gaming laptop

I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all intents and purposes oral stimulation on cows of the opposite sex. I'm convinced that the first blow job predates the emergence of hominids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646307)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Adventurous onyx goal in life blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646348)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Disturbing Rehab Crotch

Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a game. Bull had mounted a cow from the front, was giving her a mouthful not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646542)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: cerise elastic band gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646597)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Disturbing Rehab Crotch

WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652311)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Burgundy mind-boggling yarmulke international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652265)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Cyan Shaky Lay

it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646217)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: stirring trump supporter

Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646251)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: milky field

(Steve Bannon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646329)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: apoplectic clear toilet seat quadroon

your mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646280)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: hateful library milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646287)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Pearly National Security Agency

Some French woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646290)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: carnelian vivacious meetinghouse selfie

probably a sheep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646305)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Titillating station

there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the "fruit" from the tree could be interpreted as adam's cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646327)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: milky field

So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like he didnt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646342)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dysfunction

it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit story is about sex, but I always assumed that Eve fucked herself with the snake and realized sex is about pleasure, rather than a divine gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646347)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Titillating station

it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to understand. this is why the goyim are so stupid -- interpreting all this shit literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646363)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Well-lubricated charcoal public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646423)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: mustard 180 location coffee pot

"it's about so many things"

"we cant even begin to understand"

so you don't understand anything about Adam and Even, good jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646442)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Titillating station

knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf stupid goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647713)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Out-of-control principal's office nibblets

I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see if i can dig up scholarship here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646559)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Titillating station

it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to understand. grinding our rib cages against each other and we came?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646711)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dysfunction

I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake

who was the famous female historical figure who myth says fucked snakes? I forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646725)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: milky field

Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646899)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Bearded sooty immigrant

thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646338)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored cowardly roast beef

A single woman or a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646353)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: nudist home

I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it absolutely predates homo sapiens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646379)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Khaki Sneaky Criminal Telephone

female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646393)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Chocolate Tanning Salon

Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646494)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: navy jewess

genghis khan probably came up with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646498)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: submissive candlestick maker factory reset button

has to have been a dude on dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646545)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Chocolate Tanning Salon

Time traveling Doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646744)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Chartreuse brunch

Mitochondrial Steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646906)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: cobalt piazza

Peter Peterman I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647707)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Talented Property Goyim

ptermanus athorpithicus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648203)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: mahogany nowag

Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and had Rover go to town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648165)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: insecure charismatic stag film azn

neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648178)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Thirsty Cruise Ship Striped Hyena

My thirteen year old boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648222)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely our ape ancestors did this. so the question is: at what point in our evolution do we start counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652292)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: comical internet-worthy hell

Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a war for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652294)