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Who Do You Think Gave The First Blowjob In History?

And Why?
Internet-worthy beady-eyed base
  03/20/18
I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all i...
Odious Mediation
  03/20/18
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comical rigpig
  03/20/18
Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a gam...
Cobalt hissy fit market
  03/20/18
180
Odious Mediation
  03/20/18
WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.
Cobalt hissy fit market
  03/21/18
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aquamarine church building alpha
  03/21/18
it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-pe...
flushed big-titted skinny woman
  03/20/18
Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?
Stimulating Unhinged State
  03/20/18
(Steve Bannon)
curious know-it-all hairy legs really tough guy
  03/20/18
your mom
titillating ivory sanctuary sneaky criminal
  03/20/18
...
cruel-hearted hall masturbator
  03/20/18
Some French woman.
sick erotic cruise ship
  03/20/18
probably a sheep.
Out-of-control Blood Rage
  03/20/18
there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the &quo...
Histrionic principal's office background story
  03/20/18
So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like ...
curious know-it-all hairy legs really tough guy
  03/20/18
it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit st...
Flickering low-t affirmative action nursing home
  03/20/18
it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to underst...
Histrionic principal's office background story
  03/20/18
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confused office idea he suggested
  03/20/18
"it's about so many things" "we cant even ...
sable rambunctious plaza
  03/20/18
knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf s...
Histrionic principal's office background story
  03/20/18
I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see ...
Internet-worthy beady-eyed base
  03/20/18
it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to unders...
Histrionic principal's office background story
  03/20/18
I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake who w...
Flickering low-t affirmative action nursing home
  03/20/18
Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake
curious know-it-all hairy legs really tough guy
  03/20/18
thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking
Vigorous At-the-ready Boistinker Azn
  03/20/18
A single woman or a man.
exhilarant sandwich
  03/20/18
I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it a...
up-to-no-good rehab faggot firefighter
  03/20/18
female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy
Ultramarine Glittery Institution
  03/20/18
Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing
Provocative lavender boltzmann telephone
  03/20/18
genghis khan probably came up with it
territorial associate chapel
  03/20/18
has to have been a dude on dude
topaz exciting shitlib
  03/20/18
Time traveling Doobs
Provocative lavender boltzmann telephone
  03/20/18
Mitochondrial Steve
Translucent Appetizing Old Irish Cottage
  03/20/18
Peter Peterman I
jade tank party of the first part
  03/20/18
ptermanus athorpithicus
seedy puppy
  03/20/18
Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and ha...
arousing lilac stag film
  03/20/18
neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this
Crawly cumskin hospital
  03/20/18
My thirteen year old boyfriend
bateful startled place of business
  03/20/18
apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely ou...
adventurous business firm
  03/21/18
Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a wa...
mahogany laughsome native foreskin
  03/21/18


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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Internet-worthy beady-eyed base

And Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646207)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Odious Mediation

I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all intents and purposes oral stimulation on cows of the opposite sex. I'm convinced that the first blow job predates the emergence of hominids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646307)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: comical rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646348)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Cobalt hissy fit market

Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a game. Bull had mounted a cow from the front, was giving her a mouthful not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646542)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Odious Mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646597)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Cobalt hissy fit market

WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652311)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: aquamarine church building alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652265)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: flushed big-titted skinny woman

it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646217)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Stimulating Unhinged State

Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646251)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: curious know-it-all hairy legs really tough guy

(Steve Bannon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646329)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: titillating ivory sanctuary sneaky criminal

your mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646280)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hall masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646287)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: sick erotic cruise ship

Some French woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646290)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Out-of-control Blood Rage

probably a sheep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646305)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Histrionic principal's office background story

there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the "fruit" from the tree could be interpreted as adam's cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646327)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: curious know-it-all hairy legs really tough guy

So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like he didnt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646342)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Flickering low-t affirmative action nursing home

it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit story is about sex, but I always assumed that Eve fucked herself with the snake and realized sex is about pleasure, rather than a divine gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646347)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Histrionic principal's office background story

it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to understand. this is why the goyim are so stupid -- interpreting all this shit literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646363)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: confused office idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646423)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: sable rambunctious plaza

"it's about so many things"

"we cant even begin to understand"

so you don't understand anything about Adam and Even, good jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646442)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Histrionic principal's office background story

knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf stupid goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647713)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Internet-worthy beady-eyed base

I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see if i can dig up scholarship here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646559)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Histrionic principal's office background story

it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to understand. grinding our rib cages against each other and we came?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646711)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Flickering low-t affirmative action nursing home

I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake

who was the famous female historical figure who myth says fucked snakes? I forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646725)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: curious know-it-all hairy legs really tough guy

Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646899)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Vigorous At-the-ready Boistinker Azn

thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646338)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: exhilarant sandwich

A single woman or a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646353)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: up-to-no-good rehab faggot firefighter

I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it absolutely predates homo sapiens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646379)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine Glittery Institution

female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646393)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Provocative lavender boltzmann telephone

Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646494)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: territorial associate chapel

genghis khan probably came up with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646498)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: topaz exciting shitlib

has to have been a dude on dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646545)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Provocative lavender boltzmann telephone

Time traveling Doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646744)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Translucent Appetizing Old Irish Cottage

Mitochondrial Steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646906)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: jade tank party of the first part

Peter Peterman I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647707)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: seedy puppy

ptermanus athorpithicus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648203)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: arousing lilac stag film

Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and had Rover go to town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648165)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: Crawly cumskin hospital

neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648178)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: bateful startled place of business

My thirteen year old boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648222)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: adventurous business firm

apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely our ape ancestors did this. so the question is: at what point in our evolution do we start counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652292)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: mahogany laughsome native foreskin

Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a war for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652294)