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Who Do You Think Gave The First Blowjob In History?

And Why?
razzle-dazzle self-absorbed coffee pot national security agency
  03/20/18
I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all i...
thirsty state toilet seat
  03/20/18
...
mischievous citrine field incel
  03/20/18
Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a gam...
Translucent Talking Point Useless Brakes
  03/20/18
180
thirsty state toilet seat
  03/20/18
WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.
Translucent Talking Point Useless Brakes
  03/21/18
...
Obsidian histrionic library
  03/21/18
it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-pe...
racy garrison elastic band
  03/20/18
Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?
Cheese-eating Olive Rigpig Rehab
  03/20/18
(Steve Bannon)
Stirring territorial home
  03/20/18
your mom
thriller balding base
  03/20/18
...
Burgundy buck-toothed meetinghouse halford
  03/20/18
Some French woman.
brass judgmental jew bawdyhouse
  03/20/18
probably a sheep.
vigorous cuck
  03/20/18
there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the &quo...
Drab Hissy Fit
  03/20/18
So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like ...
Stirring territorial home
  03/20/18
it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit st...
Zippy Theatre Haunted Graveyard
  03/20/18
it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to underst...
Drab Hissy Fit
  03/20/18
...
Vibrant depressive legal warrant
  03/20/18
"it's about so many things" "we cant even ...
slate turdskin
  03/20/18
knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf s...
Drab Hissy Fit
  03/20/18
I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see ...
razzle-dazzle self-absorbed coffee pot national security agency
  03/20/18
it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to unders...
Drab Hissy Fit
  03/20/18
I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake who w...
Zippy Theatre Haunted Graveyard
  03/20/18
Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake
Stirring territorial home
  03/20/18
thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking
Henna exhilarant location
  03/20/18
A single woman or a man.
tripping mind-boggling space idiot
  03/20/18
I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it a...
up-to-no-good spruce step-uncle's house
  03/20/18
female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy
Fiercely-loyal flushed alpha
  03/20/18
Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing
pale spot preventive strike
  03/20/18
genghis khan probably came up with it
Adventurous theater stage boltzmann
  03/20/18
has to have been a dude on dude
multi-colored idea he suggested
  03/20/18
Time traveling Doobs
pale spot preventive strike
  03/20/18
Mitochondrial Steve
arrogant french chef
  03/20/18
Peter Peterman I
Unhinged Wrinkle
  03/20/18
ptermanus athorpithicus
Fragrant Wild Dopamine
  03/20/18
Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and ha...
Cocky trailer park
  03/20/18
neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this
lascivious cyan office
  03/20/18
My thirteen year old boyfriend
Sinister skinny woman background story
  03/20/18
apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely ou...
Kink-friendly Electric Furnace Market
  03/21/18
Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a wa...
Sepia box office
  03/21/18


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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle self-absorbed coffee pot national security agency

And Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646207)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: thirsty state toilet seat

I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all intents and purposes oral stimulation on cows of the opposite sex. I'm convinced that the first blow job predates the emergence of hominids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646307)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: mischievous citrine field incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646348)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Translucent Talking Point Useless Brakes

Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a game. Bull had mounted a cow from the front, was giving her a mouthful not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646542)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: thirsty state toilet seat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646597)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Translucent Talking Point Useless Brakes

WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652311)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Obsidian histrionic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652265)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: racy garrison elastic band

it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646217)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Olive Rigpig Rehab

Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646251)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Stirring territorial home

(Steve Bannon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646329)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: thriller balding base

your mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646280)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Burgundy buck-toothed meetinghouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646287)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: brass judgmental jew bawdyhouse

Some French woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646290)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: vigorous cuck

probably a sheep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646305)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Drab Hissy Fit

there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the "fruit" from the tree could be interpreted as adam's cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646327)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Stirring territorial home

So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like he didnt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646342)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Zippy Theatre Haunted Graveyard

it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit story is about sex, but I always assumed that Eve fucked herself with the snake and realized sex is about pleasure, rather than a divine gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646347)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Drab Hissy Fit

it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to understand. this is why the goyim are so stupid -- interpreting all this shit literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646363)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Vibrant depressive legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646423)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: slate turdskin

"it's about so many things"

"we cant even begin to understand"

so you don't understand anything about Adam and Even, good jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646442)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Drab Hissy Fit

knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf stupid goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647713)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle self-absorbed coffee pot national security agency

I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see if i can dig up scholarship here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646559)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Drab Hissy Fit

it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to understand. grinding our rib cages against each other and we came?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646711)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Zippy Theatre Haunted Graveyard

I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake

who was the famous female historical figure who myth says fucked snakes? I forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646725)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Stirring territorial home

Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646899)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Henna exhilarant location

thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646338)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: tripping mind-boggling space idiot

A single woman or a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646353)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: up-to-no-good spruce step-uncle's house

I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it absolutely predates homo sapiens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646379)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal flushed alpha

female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646393)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: pale spot preventive strike

Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646494)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Adventurous theater stage boltzmann

genghis khan probably came up with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646498)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: multi-colored idea he suggested

has to have been a dude on dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646545)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: pale spot preventive strike

Time traveling Doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646744)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: arrogant french chef

Mitochondrial Steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646906)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Unhinged Wrinkle

Peter Peterman I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647707)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Fragrant Wild Dopamine

ptermanus athorpithicus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648203)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Cocky trailer park

Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and had Rover go to town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648165)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: lascivious cyan office

neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648178)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Sinister skinny woman background story

My thirteen year old boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648222)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Electric Furnace Market

apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely our ape ancestors did this. so the question is: at what point in our evolution do we start counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652292)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Sepia box office

Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a war for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652294)