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Who Do You Think Gave The First Blowjob In History?

And Why?
mint pisswyrm trailer park
  03/20/18
I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all i...
alcoholic faggot firefighter
  03/20/18
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lemon supple garrison wagecucks
  03/20/18
Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a gam...
Carmine irate resort macaca
  03/20/18
180
alcoholic faggot firefighter
  03/20/18
WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.
Carmine irate resort macaca
  03/21/18
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180 candlestick maker
  03/21/18
it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-pe...
Jet University
  03/20/18
Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?
swollen ruby library
  03/20/18
(Steve Bannon)
Violet institution personal credit line
  03/20/18
your mom
Rebellious parlor
  03/20/18
...
provocative misanthropic main people coffee pot
  03/20/18
Some French woman.
haunting big tanning salon
  03/20/18
probably a sheep.
jet-lagged contagious menage
  03/20/18
there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the &quo...
Wonderful Kink-friendly Indian Lodge Boiling Water
  03/20/18
So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like ...
Violet institution personal credit line
  03/20/18
it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit st...
talented flatulent mexican
  03/20/18
it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to underst...
Wonderful Kink-friendly Indian Lodge Boiling Water
  03/20/18
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Aromatic slimy round eye
  03/20/18
"it's about so many things" "we cant even ...
carnelian sneaky criminal lodge
  03/20/18
knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf s...
Wonderful Kink-friendly Indian Lodge Boiling Water
  03/20/18
I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see ...
mint pisswyrm trailer park
  03/20/18
it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to unders...
Wonderful Kink-friendly Indian Lodge Boiling Water
  03/20/18
I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake who w...
talented flatulent mexican
  03/20/18
Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake
Violet institution personal credit line
  03/20/18
thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking
bateful mentally impaired liquid oxygen
  03/20/18
A single woman or a man.
Charcoal electric ticket booth
  03/20/18
I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it a...
bisexual excitant space rigor
  03/20/18
female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy
Stimulating Sticky Dingle Berry
  03/20/18
Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing
demanding station prole
  03/20/18
genghis khan probably came up with it
Passionate coiffed parlour striped hyena
  03/20/18
has to have been a dude on dude
Boyish dopamine
  03/20/18
Time traveling Doobs
demanding station prole
  03/20/18
Mitochondrial Steve
beady-eyed gay wizard
  03/20/18
Peter Peterman I
translucent philosopher-king
  03/20/18
ptermanus athorpithicus
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  03/20/18
Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and ha...
Glassy aphrodisiac gaming laptop
  03/20/18
neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this
fragrant hunting ground factory reset button
  03/20/18
My thirteen year old boyfriend
hairless property queen of the night
  03/20/18
apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely ou...
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  03/21/18
Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a wa...
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  03/21/18


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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: mint pisswyrm trailer park

And Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646207)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: alcoholic faggot firefighter

I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all intents and purposes oral stimulation on cows of the opposite sex. I'm convinced that the first blow job predates the emergence of hominids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646307)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: lemon supple garrison wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646348)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Carmine irate resort macaca

Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a game. Bull had mounted a cow from the front, was giving her a mouthful not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646542)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: alcoholic faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646597)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Carmine irate resort macaca

WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652311)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: 180 candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652265)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Jet University

it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646217)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: swollen ruby library

Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646251)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Violet institution personal credit line

(Steve Bannon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646329)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Rebellious parlor

your mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646280)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: provocative misanthropic main people coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646287)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: haunting big tanning salon

Some French woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646290)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: jet-lagged contagious menage

probably a sheep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646305)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Wonderful Kink-friendly Indian Lodge Boiling Water

there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the "fruit" from the tree could be interpreted as adam's cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646327)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Violet institution personal credit line

So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like he didnt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646342)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: talented flatulent mexican

it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit story is about sex, but I always assumed that Eve fucked herself with the snake and realized sex is about pleasure, rather than a divine gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646347)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Wonderful Kink-friendly Indian Lodge Boiling Water

it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to understand. this is why the goyim are so stupid -- interpreting all this shit literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646363)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Aromatic slimy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646423)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: carnelian sneaky criminal lodge

"it's about so many things"

"we cant even begin to understand"

so you don't understand anything about Adam and Even, good jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646442)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Wonderful Kink-friendly Indian Lodge Boiling Water

knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf stupid goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647713)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: mint pisswyrm trailer park

I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see if i can dig up scholarship here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646559)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Wonderful Kink-friendly Indian Lodge Boiling Water

it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to understand. grinding our rib cages against each other and we came?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646711)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: talented flatulent mexican

I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake

who was the famous female historical figure who myth says fucked snakes? I forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646725)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Violet institution personal credit line

Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646899)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: bateful mentally impaired liquid oxygen

thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646338)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Charcoal electric ticket booth

A single woman or a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646353)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: bisexual excitant space rigor

I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it absolutely predates homo sapiens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646379)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Stimulating Sticky Dingle Berry

female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646393)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: demanding station prole

Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646494)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Passionate coiffed parlour striped hyena

genghis khan probably came up with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646498)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Boyish dopamine

has to have been a dude on dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646545)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: demanding station prole

Time traveling Doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646744)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed gay wizard

Mitochondrial Steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646906)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: translucent philosopher-king

Peter Peterman I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647707)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: chrome frisky national

ptermanus athorpithicus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648203)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Glassy aphrodisiac gaming laptop

Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and had Rover go to town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648165)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: fragrant hunting ground factory reset button

neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648178)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: hairless property queen of the night

My thirteen year old boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648222)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Navy antidepressant drug

apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely our ape ancestors did this. so the question is: at what point in our evolution do we start counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652292)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: appetizing brass foreskin french chef

Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a war for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652294)