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Who Do You Think Gave The First Blowjob In History?

And Why?
Unhinged electric parlour
  03/20/18
I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all i...
Thirsty Ebony Brunch
  03/20/18
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lime offensive background story
  03/20/18
Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a gam...
awkward legend love of her life
  03/20/18
180
Thirsty Ebony Brunch
  03/20/18
WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.
awkward legend love of her life
  03/21/18
...
vibrant deer antler national
  03/21/18
it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-pe...
french spruce native prole
  03/20/18
Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?
Claret mood
  03/20/18
(Steve Bannon)
Twisted Swashbuckling Coldplay Fan Multi-billionaire
  03/20/18
your mom
laughsome church philosopher-king
  03/20/18
...
Motley center hairy legs
  03/20/18
Some French woman.
green free-loading piazza
  03/20/18
probably a sheep.
Excitant Bossy Chapel Nowag
  03/20/18
there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the &quo...
deep curious chad crotch
  03/20/18
So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like ...
Twisted Swashbuckling Coldplay Fan Multi-billionaire
  03/20/18
it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit st...
milky windowlicker base
  03/20/18
it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to underst...
deep curious chad crotch
  03/20/18
...
stirring rehab depressive
  03/20/18
"it's about so many things" "we cant even ...
Bright razzle place of business
  03/20/18
knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf s...
deep curious chad crotch
  03/20/18
I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see ...
Unhinged electric parlour
  03/20/18
it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to unders...
deep curious chad crotch
  03/20/18
I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake who w...
milky windowlicker base
  03/20/18
Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake
Twisted Swashbuckling Coldplay Fan Multi-billionaire
  03/20/18
thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking
Wonderful Idea He Suggested
  03/20/18
A single woman or a man.
supple kitchen ape
  03/20/18
I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it a...
mahogany vivacious ladyboy potus
  03/20/18
female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy
Misanthropic abode rigpig
  03/20/18
Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing
Fragrant Theatre Goyim
  03/20/18
genghis khan probably came up with it
Saffron stag film regret
  03/20/18
has to have been a dude on dude
abnormal racy fanboi
  03/20/18
Time traveling Doobs
Fragrant Theatre Goyim
  03/20/18
Mitochondrial Steve
jet razzmatazz filthpig shitlib
  03/20/18
Peter Peterman I
appetizing university idiot
  03/20/18
ptermanus athorpithicus
nudist translucent stage
  03/20/18
Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and ha...
Thriller Magenta Kitty
  03/20/18
neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this
slimy people who are hurt
  03/20/18
My thirteen year old boyfriend
Medicated pink office
  03/20/18
apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely ou...
walnut crackhouse yarmulke
  03/21/18
Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a wa...
Zippy gas station
  03/21/18


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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Unhinged electric parlour

And Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646207)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Thirsty Ebony Brunch

I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all intents and purposes oral stimulation on cows of the opposite sex. I'm convinced that the first blow job predates the emergence of hominids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646307)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: lime offensive background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646348)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: awkward legend love of her life

Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a game. Bull had mounted a cow from the front, was giving her a mouthful not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646542)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Thirsty Ebony Brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646597)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: awkward legend love of her life

WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652311)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: vibrant deer antler national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652265)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: french spruce native prole

it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646217)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Claret mood

Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646251)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Twisted Swashbuckling Coldplay Fan Multi-billionaire

(Steve Bannon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646329)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: laughsome church philosopher-king

your mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646280)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Motley center hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646287)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: green free-loading piazza

Some French woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646290)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Excitant Bossy Chapel Nowag

probably a sheep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646305)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: deep curious chad crotch

there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the "fruit" from the tree could be interpreted as adam's cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646327)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Twisted Swashbuckling Coldplay Fan Multi-billionaire

So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like he didnt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646342)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: milky windowlicker base

it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit story is about sex, but I always assumed that Eve fucked herself with the snake and realized sex is about pleasure, rather than a divine gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646347)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: deep curious chad crotch

it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to understand. this is why the goyim are so stupid -- interpreting all this shit literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646363)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: stirring rehab depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646423)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Bright razzle place of business

"it's about so many things"

"we cant even begin to understand"

so you don't understand anything about Adam and Even, good jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646442)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: deep curious chad crotch

knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf stupid goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647713)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Unhinged electric parlour

I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see if i can dig up scholarship here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646559)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: deep curious chad crotch

it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to understand. grinding our rib cages against each other and we came?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646711)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: milky windowlicker base

I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake

who was the famous female historical figure who myth says fucked snakes? I forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646725)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Twisted Swashbuckling Coldplay Fan Multi-billionaire

Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646899)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Wonderful Idea He Suggested

thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646338)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: supple kitchen ape

A single woman or a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646353)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: mahogany vivacious ladyboy potus

I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it absolutely predates homo sapiens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646379)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Misanthropic abode rigpig

female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646393)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Fragrant Theatre Goyim

Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646494)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Saffron stag film regret

genghis khan probably came up with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646498)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: abnormal racy fanboi

has to have been a dude on dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646545)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Fragrant Theatre Goyim

Time traveling Doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646744)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: jet razzmatazz filthpig shitlib

Mitochondrial Steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646906)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: appetizing university idiot

Peter Peterman I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647707)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: nudist translucent stage

ptermanus athorpithicus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648203)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Thriller Magenta Kitty

Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and had Rover go to town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648165)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: slimy people who are hurt

neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648178)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Medicated pink office

My thirteen year old boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648222)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: walnut crackhouse yarmulke

apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely our ape ancestors did this. so the question is: at what point in our evolution do we start counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652292)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Zippy gas station

Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a war for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652294)