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Who Do You Think Gave The First Blowjob In History?

And Why?
big rigpig
  03/20/18
I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all i...
orchid coiffed personal credit line
  03/20/18
...
Sick Glittery Hominid Alpha
  03/20/18
Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a gam...
bronze rebellious dilemma
  03/20/18
180
orchid coiffed personal credit line
  03/20/18
WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.
bronze rebellious dilemma
  03/21/18
...
wonderful telephone cuck
  03/21/18
it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-pe...
Brass outnumbered stage
  03/20/18
Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?
abusive bawdyhouse
  03/20/18
(Steve Bannon)
Nighttime Step-uncle's House
  03/20/18
your mom
Flickering school cafeteria
  03/20/18
...
Cream Cheese-eating Ape
  03/20/18
Some French woman.
confused vibrant kitchen roommate
  03/20/18
probably a sheep.
submissive stead
  03/20/18
there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the &quo...
Spectacular violet son of senegal
  03/20/18
So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like ...
Nighttime Step-uncle's House
  03/20/18
it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit st...
silver soggy hell digit ratio
  03/20/18
it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to underst...
Spectacular violet son of senegal
  03/20/18
...
Exhilarant sickened deer antler
  03/20/18
"it's about so many things" "we cant even ...
Exciting kink-friendly black woman dingle berry
  03/20/18
knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf s...
Spectacular violet son of senegal
  03/20/18
I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see ...
big rigpig
  03/20/18
it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to unders...
Spectacular violet son of senegal
  03/20/18
I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake who w...
silver soggy hell digit ratio
  03/20/18
Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake
Nighttime Step-uncle's House
  03/20/18
thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking
Irradiated box office trust fund
  03/20/18
A single woman or a man.
galvanic cumskin
  03/20/18
I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it a...
Trip Flatulent Toilet Seat New Version
  03/20/18
female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy
Lascivious Vengeful Point Tattoo
  03/20/18
Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing
Jet-lagged parlour
  03/20/18
genghis khan probably came up with it
pale candlestick maker skinny woman
  03/20/18
has to have been a dude on dude
Appetizing location
  03/20/18
Time traveling Doobs
Jet-lagged parlour
  03/20/18
Mitochondrial Steve
Laughsome sinister menage background story
  03/20/18
Peter Peterman I
boyish giraffe field
  03/20/18
ptermanus athorpithicus
balding aromatic house
  03/20/18
Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and ha...
concupiscible fortuitous meteor
  03/20/18
neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this
mustard forum
  03/20/18
My thirteen year old boyfriend
brindle pit azn
  03/20/18
apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely ou...
Diverse Angry Set
  03/21/18
Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a wa...
naked native nowag
  03/21/18


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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: big rigpig

And Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646207)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: orchid coiffed personal credit line

I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all intents and purposes oral stimulation on cows of the opposite sex. I'm convinced that the first blow job predates the emergence of hominids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646307)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Sick Glittery Hominid Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646348)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: bronze rebellious dilemma

Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a game. Bull had mounted a cow from the front, was giving her a mouthful not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646542)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: orchid coiffed personal credit line

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646597)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: bronze rebellious dilemma

WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652311)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: wonderful telephone cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652265)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Brass outnumbered stage

it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646217)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: abusive bawdyhouse

Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646251)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Nighttime Step-uncle's House

(Steve Bannon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646329)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Flickering school cafeteria

your mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646280)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Cream Cheese-eating Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646287)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: confused vibrant kitchen roommate

Some French woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646290)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: submissive stead

probably a sheep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646305)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Spectacular violet son of senegal

there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the "fruit" from the tree could be interpreted as adam's cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646327)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Nighttime Step-uncle's House

So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like he didnt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646342)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: silver soggy hell digit ratio

it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit story is about sex, but I always assumed that Eve fucked herself with the snake and realized sex is about pleasure, rather than a divine gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646347)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Spectacular violet son of senegal

it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to understand. this is why the goyim are so stupid -- interpreting all this shit literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646363)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant sickened deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646423)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Exciting kink-friendly black woman dingle berry

"it's about so many things"

"we cant even begin to understand"

so you don't understand anything about Adam and Even, good jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646442)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Spectacular violet son of senegal

knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf stupid goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647713)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: big rigpig

I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see if i can dig up scholarship here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646559)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Spectacular violet son of senegal

it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to understand. grinding our rib cages against each other and we came?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646711)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: silver soggy hell digit ratio

I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake

who was the famous female historical figure who myth says fucked snakes? I forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646725)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Nighttime Step-uncle's House

Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646899)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Irradiated box office trust fund

thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646338)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: galvanic cumskin

A single woman or a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646353)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Trip Flatulent Toilet Seat New Version

I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it absolutely predates homo sapiens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646379)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Lascivious Vengeful Point Tattoo

female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646393)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Jet-lagged parlour

Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646494)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: pale candlestick maker skinny woman

genghis khan probably came up with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646498)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Appetizing location

has to have been a dude on dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646545)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Jet-lagged parlour

Time traveling Doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646744)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Laughsome sinister menage background story

Mitochondrial Steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646906)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: boyish giraffe field

Peter Peterman I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647707)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: balding aromatic house

ptermanus athorpithicus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648203)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: concupiscible fortuitous meteor

Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and had Rover go to town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648165)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: mustard forum

neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648178)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: brindle pit azn

My thirteen year old boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648222)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Diverse Angry Set

apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely our ape ancestors did this. so the question is: at what point in our evolution do we start counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652292)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: naked native nowag

Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a war for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652294)